Never trust a morphing RSS feed/plugin...

[HowlingWulf]

Found this on a blog today:


We are introduced to this rattling artful teen, as she shows soured her lowercase figure, and heads over to a liquid fountain… experience up her skirt. Then at a park, she fingers herself, motion herself on. Then in a sound season dress, she continues activity outdoors, and masturbates with a vibrator. Next to a horny coiffe and heels, she gives herself a lowercase more worldly look, experience at a restaurant/mall area. On whatever stairs in a open place, she masturbates with a render toy, hornlike and fast. She has a artful butt, and gives us whatever laughingstock disrespect spreads. Later in the evening, unclothed in her room with her material up, she heads discover to the crowning of the housing complex, and masturbates until the solarise sets with a toy. Then she takes a kinda super cucumber, and masturbates on the balcony, attractive it as unfathomable as she can. The incoming day, she visits an arboretum, with a chromatic season coiffe on. She seems to hit so some artful dresses! More experience and behave endeavor at a college area, then goes bag to stir with a banana. More vibrator state and extremity closeups…


The original RSS entry:

We are introduced to this very cute teen, as she shows off her little figure, and heads over to a water fountain… flashing up her skirt. Then at a park, she fingers herself, turning herself on. Then in a pink summer dress, she continues playing outdoors, and masturbates with a vibrator. Next to a sexy dress and heels, she gives herself a little more sophisticated look, flashing at a restaurant/mall area. On some stairs in a public place, she masturbates with a glass toy, hard and fast. She has a cute butt, and gives us some butt cheek spreads. Later in the evening, naked in her bedroom with her hair up, she heads out to the top of the apartment complex, and masturbates until the sun sets with a toy. Then she takes a rather large cucumber, and masturbates on the balcony, taking it as deep as she can. The next day, she visits an arboretum, with a yellow summer dress on. She seems to have so many cute dresses! More flashing and toy play at a college area, then goes home to masturbate with a banana. More vibrator action and extreme closeups…

[anasporn]

Originally Posted by HowlingWulf

We are introduced to this rattling artful teen, as she shows soured her lowercase figure, and heads over to a liquid fountain… experience up her skirt. Then at a park, she fingers herself, motion herself on. Then in a sound season dress, she continues activity outdoors, and masturbates with a vibrator. Next to a horny coiffe and heels, she gives herself a lowercase more worldly look, experience at a restaurant/mall area. On whatever stairs in a open place, she masturbates with a render toy, hornlike and fast. She has a artful butt, and gives us whatever laughingstock disrespect spreads. Later in the evening, unclothed in her room with her material up, she heads discover to the crowning of the housing complex, and masturbates until the solarise sets with a toy. Then she takes a kinda super cucumber, and masturbates on the balcony, attractive it as unfathomable as she can. The incoming day, she visits an arboretum, with a chromatic season coiffe on. She seems to hit so some artful dresses! More experience and behave endeavor at a college area, then goes bag to stir with a banana. More vibrator state and extremity closeups…

OUCH!!! |tomato| OMGs that is *painful* to read! Sounds almost as bad as the broken engrish on a blog I took over the other week.

[cd34]

I always thought the guys that wrote the morphed feeds should have the writer actually choose the alternative words rather than having a thesaurus lookup being totally automated.

So, the original feed writer might write something like:


We are introduced to this {very|absolutely|stunning} {cute|hard-bodied|sexy} teen.

The writer could wrap the adjectives, have it pop up a thesaurus and the writer could then choose words that made sense.

Right now, its like the Mad Libs of porn.

[kmanrox]

Originally Posted by cd34

I always thought the guys that wrote the morphed feeds should have the writer actually choose the alternative words rather than having a thesaurus lookup being totally automated.

So, the original feed writer might write something like:


We are introduced to this {very|absolutely|stunning} {cute|hard-bodied|sexy} teen.

The writer could wrap the adjectives, have it pop up a thesaurus and the writer could then choose words that made sense.

Right now, its like the Mad Libs of porn.

most programs that use morphing RSS feeds, such as all of our clients, don't make use of automatic 'global synonyms' but rather 'inline synonyms' that the writers do, in fact, control things so you don't end up with gibberish.

[Useless]

I wouldn't even want the original post. At least the Russian-ized feed is humorous.

[papagmp]

Morphing feeds remind me of my ex wife - the story changes every time you hit refresh and it's always gibberish.