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Old 2009-01-10, 07:19 PM   #1
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Clever people those Japanese - fake hymen solves girl's problems

"No more worry about losing your virginity. With this product, you can have your first night back anytime."

http://www.gigimo.com/main/product/A....php?prod=2299

Not that lack of virginity is a problem I ever worried about, but I'll bet this will be a big seller in certain parts of the world.

And it might be fun as a lark, get one for the wife and play "back seat at the drive in".

jeez, I just aged myself didn't I - where the fuck does one go to a drivein anymore, hahaha.
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Old 2009-01-10, 08:06 PM   #2
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I see they offer cheaper prices with volume purchases.
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Old 2009-01-10, 09:05 PM   #3
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jeez, I just aged myself didn't I - where the fuck does one go to a drivein anymore, hahaha.
I have one about 10 minutes away.
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Old 2009-01-10, 09:23 PM   #4
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There is a huge drive-in by me. It is a swap shop by day and a 14 screen drive-in by night.
http://www.floridaswapshop.com/swap.html
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Old 2009-01-10, 09:35 PM   #5
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well it seems the drive in is still kicking, we have one left too

that looks neat, but what I want to know is if I get one will I feel 16 again? If so, I'll take a case
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Old 2009-01-10, 11:09 PM   #6
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"No more worry about losing your virginity. With this product, you can have your first night back anytime."

http://www.gigimo.com/main/product/A....php?prod=2299

Not that lack of virginity is a problem I ever worried about, but I'll bet this will be a big seller in certain parts of the world.

And it might be fun as a lark, get one for the wife and play "back seat at the drive in".

jeez, I just aged myself didn't I - where the fuck does one go to a drivein anymore, hahaha.



And the bonus part of the deal is it's supplied in a wooden box so when you're finished losing your virginity again you can tell everyone.


Sure I've lost my virginity but I still have the box it came in.
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Old 2009-01-12, 12:24 PM   #7
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That just weird thing. Only in Japan.
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Old 2009-01-12, 02:11 PM   #8
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"Coming soon, the Artificial Virginity Anal Sphincter"
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Old 2009-01-14, 10:10 PM   #9
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Old 2009-01-15, 08:38 AM   #10
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I'm sorry but I'd be worried to stick that in my vagina....personally
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Old 2009-01-15, 01:13 PM   #11
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a little cheaper than vaginal reconstructive surgery...
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