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2009-01-06, 03:10 PM | #1 |
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Jealous wife sets fire to husband's penis and balls..
I was going to make a "Great Balls of Fire" joke, but the poor guy died from his injuries....
ADELAIDE, Australia - An Australian woman accused of setting her husband's genitals on fire because she thought he was having an affair has been charged with murder. Prosecutors said 44-year-old Rajini Narayan confessed to neighbors that she set her husband on fire on Dec. 8, 2008, after she saw him hug another woman. She was initially charged with endangering life and arson but the charges were upgraded to murder after her 47-year-old husband, Satish Narayan, died from his injuries last week. Prosecutor Lucy Boord said Narayan told neighbors she was a "jealous wife" but she hadn't meant to kill him when she doused the sleeping man's genitals with an alcohol-based solvent and then set him on fire. 'It belongs to me' Boord quoted Narayan allegedly saying: "I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else. ... I didn't mean this to happen." The husband jumped out of bed and knocked over the bottle of alcohol, causing the fire to spread and resulting in 1 million Australian dollars ($711,000) of damage to their town house and an adjacent property, the Adelaide Advertiser reported. Narayan was remanded in custody for psychological assessment and will reappear in court Friday. She has been charged with murder, arson and three counts of endangering life, as the couple's three children were at home during the incident. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28518932/ |
2009-01-06, 03:38 PM | #2 |
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Wow, must have been one hell of a hug. I've walked in on three friends doing body shots off of my wife's half-naked body and my only reaction was to ask what they were drinking.
Damn Tequila.
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2009-01-07, 06:36 AM | #3 | |
My wife is not a doobie to be passed around! On our wedding day I promised to bogart her for life!
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2009-01-07, 08:03 AM | #4 |
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So how are the balls Murray?
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2009-01-07, 08:26 AM | #5 |
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I believe Greenguy has them sitting on his bar.
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2009-01-07, 12:52 PM | #6 |
Along for the ride and loving it.
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2009-01-07, 12:54 PM | #7 |
"Young dumb and full of cum"
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I'll bring the tequila
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2009-01-07, 02:00 PM | #8 |
Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some tang it would be you
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Can't restrain from laughing just a little... sorry
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2009-01-07, 09:16 PM | #9 |
My wife is not a doobie to be passed around! On our wedding day I promised to bogart her for life!
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2009-01-07, 09:23 PM | #10 |
Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West
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We have a vagina pipe on ours...
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2009-01-08, 06:38 AM | #11 |
That'll teach you to leave your sister unattended.....
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Wow - and I thought my ex was a cunt.
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2009-01-08, 06:46 AM | #12 |
...and since we know an end will come it makes our living so much fun
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You must be cautous... she doesn't have to be a wife just a pschyo gf.
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2009-01-08, 12:14 PM | #13 |
Me fail English? That's unpossible!
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I'm a little confused as to why she'd want a burnt penis to belong only to her? New fetish site?
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2009-01-09, 10:29 AM | #14 |
If there is nobody out there, that's a lot of real estate going to waste!
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Apparently he died, and they have upped the charges to murder.
She is getting bail though. http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au...006787,00.html |
2009-01-13, 08:36 AM | #15 |
If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English
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oh my lord...what a story....jesus christ on a bicycle juggling fish
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2009-01-13, 09:17 PM | #16 | |
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Married How long???
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The most logical question I would ask following your reaction would be: How long have you been married? If I walked into said scenario I think I would lose my shit. I guess I'm just a tad jealous.
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2009-01-14, 09:42 AM | #17 |
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The length of my marriage really has nothing to do with who I am nor how I feel about sex. If I had answered 2 years, would it seem sensible, perhaps easier to swallow? How about 15? See - there's nothing logical about your question. Working in this industry, you must realize that not everyone feels the same way about sexuality.
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2009-01-14, 10:27 AM | #18 |
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Damn.
Now I so want to know the questions which didn't make the cut in the "Most Logical Question" competition. |
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