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2008-04-18, 03:35 PM
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
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I wanted to get my hair cut but a weedwacker wasn't the way to do it...
Well MadHatter and I were getting ready to do some gravel hauling when he had to replace a part on our garden tractor. I decided to get out the weed wacker, and trim under our mesquite trees in the front yard.
Now these trees have branches that are fairly low, so I was bent over going under the trees. I was practing safe weed wacking...had my safety goggles on over my glasses. All of a sudden it felt like a cat jumped out of the tree, stuck all its claws into my scalp and hung on for dear life. I screamed, and started yelling "get it off me" at the top of my lungs. MadHatter came running out of the garage, vaulted a rather large bush, and found me on the ground screaming and it appeard I was studying the motor of the weed eater REAL close. As he came around he found the motor had sucked my hair into it, and was wrapped around the impellor. He had to go get sissors from the house to cut me loose. So I have an appointment today at 7pm to get my hair cut and layered. For those that haven't met me, my hair is down to the top of my butt. Now some of it is about shoulder length, and I'm sure that some was ripped right out by the roots. So If you have long hair, and are going to use a weed eater...my advice is put your hair in a bun before you do because getting your hair cut by a weed wacker is no fun. 
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2008-04-18, 04:04 PM
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It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine
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Ouch!! I used to have a very long beard, ZZ Top length, got it caught in a conveyor belt at the sweatshop I was working in. Accidental haircuts are no fun at all.
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2008-04-18, 04:17 PM
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Selling porn allows me to stay in a constant state of Bliss - ain't that a trip!
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Yeah, ow!
It does sound at least a little bit funny tho - you thought it was a cat. Now you got a great story, ha ha. |
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2008-04-18, 04:46 PM
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Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some tang it would be you
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Ouch indeed
the only positive thing is that hair grows  (slowly but at the end it grows) |
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2008-04-18, 04:54 PM
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Nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus
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OMG..that is horrible.. and you do have beautiful hair .. but i am sure you will be sporting a trend setting style by Xbiz.
 Glad to hear you are a-ok.. if a bit less hairy. |
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2008-04-18, 05:08 PM
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Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West
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You are lucking that it didn't rip your scalp off
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2008-04-18, 05:10 PM
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There's Xanax in my thurible!
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You're lucky. We saw a show on the Discovery channel about a lady that got her ponytail caught in some giant machine in an assembly line and it ripped half of her scalp off. They had to stitch the huge flap back onto her head. So yeah...
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2008-04-18, 05:22 PM
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
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I'm noticing now my right shoulder is getting pretty sore...when I think about the position my arm must have gone into when that got yanked up to my head, I'm lucky I didn't dislocate my shoulder pretty bad. MadHatter and I looked closer when I got calmed down and it looks like the shortest bit is about shoulder length....so if I get it layered I think I can still keep some of it longer. I'm lucky my hair grows pretty fast.And Bill after I stopped shaking and crying, then heard MadHatter describe the incident from his point of view to my sister, it was pretty funny. You can bet I'll never use any kind of power tools again without putting my hair under a cap.
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2008-04-19, 09:28 AM
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The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep
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That's what you get for being a long haired hippy chick. You don't see The Pope getting his hair caught in the tires of The Pope Mobile
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2008-04-19, 09:53 AM
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That'll teach you to leave your sister unattended.....
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The cat part got my attention - remind me to tell the story of the time Maynard (my cat) decided my balls were "prey". At least I didn't have a weed-whacker in my hand or I might be working a different job today......
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2008-04-19, 10:32 AM
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I can now put whatever I want in this space :P
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Damn thats tough! I hope the machine didn't break tho
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2008-04-19, 10:38 AM
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
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I've had a lot of people laughing at my adventures, and I can look back and laugh at it and be really thankful I'm ok. And like I posted in the morning thread, I'm still getting used to my head being so light, lol. Long haired hippy chick eh?  That was the longest my hair had ever been in my life. Normally I'd let it grow to where it is right now, maybe a few inches longer...but got lazy and didn't get it cut for about 3 years. Hard to believe I grew it from shoulder length to my butt in about 3 1/2 years. I don't think I'll ever let it get that long again, it was a real pain to deal with, and it looks alot healthier now.
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2008-04-19, 10:41 AM
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
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OUCH! We have 2 cats, a smallish 8# cat, and a honking huge, not fat but muscular 16# bengal. Both of us have worn scars from them tagging us in various places. My latest was Bu (the small one) hooking her paws into my thigh to try and pull herself into my lap. It is really amazing though how much that felt like cats claws in my head and the weight of her body hitting me and how it took me a good minute (well until MadHatter saved me from the visious animal and reassured me it was just the weed wacker) to figure out it wasn't an animal on my head.
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2008-04-19, 10:43 AM
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
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And My icon is making me laugh too when I say a cat attacked me and I have that baby cat for protection.
I have a funny cats gadget on Google and that was one of them.
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2008-04-19, 10:57 AM
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That'll teach you to leave your sister unattended.....
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Maynard was the only male cat that I've ever had that was a good hunter. Over the years he came home with everything from dead mice, bats, birds, snakes, and even a weasel. He always killed his prey right off and then would spend hours throwing the dead victim around the house.
One night, I had my ex bent over the foot-board of our bed and was hammering her pretty good. I had no Ideal Maynard was sneaking up behind me - but my balls slapping against my ex's ass must have been to much for him. When he jumped, he grabbed both balls in his claws and hung on for dear life. I screamed, and my ex moaned as I hit bottom as blood started dripping down both sides of my sack. My ex just sat there and laughed. Needless to say - Maynard was not welcome in the bedroom after that. |
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2008-04-19, 11:19 AM
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You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
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OMG..glad your ok
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2008-04-19, 01:32 PM
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Live and learn. And take very careful notes!
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stu<----------|shocking| hell i am glad your oke, i have very long hair too, but i learned (oke not right away...i had my problems with long hair too) to always put it in a ...fuck how you name it, well i take all my hair together and put an elastic band thing around it when i need to do certain things. but again i am glad your oke...your lucky you had someone around who heard you screaming, i guess! Stu---->>>
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2008-04-20, 02:54 PM
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
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Holy shit, I can't believe you weren't, well unable to have sex after that. And I'm glad she is an ex for laughing at you, that is just wrong.  I'll have to tell MadHatter about that, most of the time the cats are locked out when we are having sex but I'll make sure they are everytime now.
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2008-04-20, 06:57 PM
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old enough to be Grandma Scrotum
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Wow. I'm glad you're OK. I used to have hair down to my waist as well, I cried when I decided to cut it off. So I feel your pain about having it gone - when you weren't ready! Glad that it didn't turn out any worse, though.
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2008-04-24, 11:28 AM
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
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As much as I miss the long hair Karen, it does look a LOT healthier cut now. The longest is mid-back, the shortest just past shoulder length. It was getting scraggly on the ends before the weedwacker, but it had a large gap after it, lol. I had gone way too long without trimming it.
One thing I like is when I roll over in bed now, I don't wrap it around my throat and almost choke myself, that is kinda nice.  I used to have too wear it in a pony tail, and rolling over woke me up almost every time to try and get it unwrapped so I could turn my head.
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2008-04-28, 11:53 AM
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Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless
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Ouch, sounds like that would hurt. Glad to hear you're ok!
I must admit though, I did chuckle at this "All of a sudden it felt like a cat jumped out of the tree, stuck all its claws into my scalp and hung on for dear life. I screamed, and started yelling "get it off me" at the top of my lungs." |
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