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Mean people suck, nice people swallow, are you mean or nice?
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Location: Lower Alabama-The Redneck Riviera
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Home Security System In The South
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine. 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey Bubba, Me, Big Jim, Duke and Slim went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls-- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. "Cooter" |
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2008-02-18, 09:28 PM
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My name is hashbury not assburry
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Location: Tampa
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That made my day
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2008-02-19, 03:52 PM
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And Lord, we are especially thankful for nuclear power, the cleanest, safest
energy source there is. Except for solar, which is just a pipe dream 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: The Mansion
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I have a paper target I got from the shooting range in the window, it reads "home invader wanted, inquire within"
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2008-02-19, 07:51 PM
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Internet! Is that thing still around?
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Redneck Land, SC
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2008-02-19, 07:57 PM
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You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Los Angeles, California
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pretty funny...
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