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2006-02-07, 10:57 PM | #1 |
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2 years everyday with the wife now shes gone
Yup that's right the wife left me. Well only for one month. She made it back home for a visit. Almost did not make it, dam truck blew a head gasket on the way to the AP. When that happened she started crying, I told her "Don't worry, if I have to stand in the middle of the fucking freeway to jack a car, you're going home. I've heard you complaining about it for 2 years, I'll fucking carry you on my back if I have to, but you are going home!!"
When she was here I could not wait for her to leave, the constant bugging me about wanting to go home to visit her family was driving me crazy. Well here I am 1 week later and I'm bored out of my mind. Even the dog is fucking bored. House is clean as an army floor but too dam quiet. Car and truck are all fixed but dam I have nothing to do. I don't even want to sit at the computer. I have not looked over my sites since she left. Worse thing is I have to walk the dam dog and he is always wanting to go out. Makes me wonder how the hell I ever lived single. My friend came over tonight and asked if I wanted to hit local club. I looked at him like he was crazy. I told him, if I'm going out to a place with girls it will be a strip club at least that way I know the girls are up front about wanting my money, and they'll show me their boobies for it. Not get me a devorce. God I'm getting old. Have not shaved my face or head for a week, I did not realise how much grey I have now. lol. |shocking| |
2006-02-08, 12:00 AM | #2 |
Arghhhh...submit yer sites ya ruddy swabs!
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Aww...hang in there Jugg...she'll be back before ya know it
I miss the hell out of my lil sex monkey when we're apart for a significant amount of time |
2006-02-08, 04:32 AM | #3 |
The only guys who wear Hawaiian shirts are gay guys and big fat party animals
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I guess this is the time you both need a break... but dont make it too much, you know what I mean
call your wife now, I know she missed you too... |
2006-02-08, 06:56 PM | #4 |
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Thanks guys. I have spoken with her every day on the phone. Problem is the 7 hour difference. She stays up rather late to talk with me when I get home but all in all I think the seperation is doing us both some good, two years every day can wear a person down. lol. Mr Yum I agreed with your superbowl commercial post the horses helping out the little horse was my fav. I just had a problem posting my agreement lol.
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2006-02-08, 07:21 PM | #5 |
Jim? I heard he's a dirty pornographer.
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I feel for you.
Last year my wife and baby spent a month in Ukraine while I stayed here. An hour before I took them to the airport I got a phone call telling me my mother had passed. I missed them both bad and for me the worst part was the house being so damn quite. A few days I couldn't stay home at all. It was a good time to play video games, watch guy movies and call old friends. Good luck and get out of the house a bit. If you're like my wife and me then it won't be a bad thing and you'll appreciate her a bit more when she returns |
2006-02-08, 10:12 PM | #6 | |
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2006-02-08, 11:01 PM | #8 |
Arghhhh...submit yer sites ya ruddy swabs!
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Yea Jugg...that lil pony was just too damn cute
Good for you...by the time she gets back, that's gonna be one damn clean house! Hmmm...wanna come visit??? |
2006-02-09, 10:28 PM | #9 |
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lol I dont know if you want me cleaning your house. Heres how it goes. I wake up, get totally naked and clean clean clean. Last thing to clean is the shower, I put the old army gas mask on and bleach the hell out of it, once it's rinsed to the point where I would not pass out when I take the mask off I clean myself lol. It's an ugly sight man. I have to place the dog in another room when I put on the mask. He is a gental little pup but once he see's that mask he becomes evil. Lord help anyone who tries to rob my house with a gas mask on lol.
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2006-02-09, 11:04 PM | #10 | |
Arghhhh...submit yer sites ya ruddy swabs!
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Okay...you're right...you can't come over and clean. A nekkid Jugg in a gas mask is too much for anyone to see...your poor dog |
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