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Old 2005-02-07, 05:06 AM   #1
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Post A Guess Of When Gabbo Will Come Out Of Hiding and Win Valuable Prizes

You can find details by clicking here! Be sure to include the date/time (EST) of when you think the little sucker will surface.
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Old 2005-02-07, 05:12 AM   #2
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I am guessing that Gabbo will surface on the radio program Tuesday night serving as a back up for the Butcher's failure to appear. I further perdict that there will be a link via phone to the SexDelta. Sparky, I am not quite sure where you fit into the equation.

02/08/05 at 8:17PM EST and I don't want the damn t-shirt

BTW, RawAlex, did you attend the wedding?
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Old 2005-02-07, 06:00 AM   #3
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You sat down and counted every time someone said Gabbo? (1 for Wazza)
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Old 2005-02-07, 06:03 AM   #4
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April 1, 9am EST is when Gabbo (2 for Wazza) will appear |viking|
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Old 2005-02-07, 06:09 AM   #5
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April 1, 9am EST is when Gabbo (2 for Wazza) will appear |viking|
That would make sense bcause thats his birthday
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Old 2005-02-07, 07:52 AM   #6
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Gabbo strikes me as a romantic fool, so I'm guessing he'll make his first appearance at 09:00GMT on Valentines Day, 14th Feb, 2005
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Old 2005-02-07, 08:36 AM   #7
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Until an official election can be held, the following will serve as interim officers of Gabbo's Official Fan Club: TijuanaPat, President; Chop Smith, Vice President and Useless Warrior, Secretary/Treasurer. Based on the number of post made by each concerning Gabbo, it was agreed that each had plenty of time on their hands to serve the club well. The officers will not receive any compensation.
As the official secretary/treasurer of Gabbo's Official fan club, I just want to say that the books are looking a bit grim. So I'm going to take donations for the fan club's war chest. Ya know, for beers, pizza, and whores.
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Old 2005-02-07, 09:10 AM   #8
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I predict Gabbo will make hs appearance on March 3, 2005 14:05:36 (speaking of a random date...)
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Old 2005-02-07, 09:23 AM   #9
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Does "Coming Soon" count as a guess?
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Old 2005-02-07, 10:19 AM   #10
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Does "Coming Soon" count as a guess?
The officials of the Gabbo's Official Fan Club decided that your guess with be accepted but "just for giggles" and that you must modify your entry to read "Real Soon Now"

(RSN).A slightly sarcastic expression which means probably not so soon, or maybe never.
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Old 2005-02-07, 10:43 AM   #11
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Chop Smith I spit Coffee over this one
The first thing that came to my mind was "it's taken me 50 years to be number one at something"
Then I read down a little further and was surprised and honored to see that you had placed me in the position of interim president
As interim president |king| I feel it is only right to share in the burden of furnishing prizes
I will donate 3 Tijuana Whore House T-shirts (Chicago Club winners choose size and color) All T-shirts will be worn once by a Tijuana Whore and photos posted
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Old 2005-02-07, 11:54 AM   #12
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Having this fantastic 300 Mhz super fast puter with old mac OS 9 left after the tornado I am not able to participate in the radio shows... oh well, my loss.
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Old 2005-02-07, 11:55 AM   #13
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I will donate 3 Tijuana Whore House T-shirts (Chicago Club winners choose size and color) All T-shirts will be worn once by a Tijuana Whore and photos posted
The El Presidente of the Gabbo's Official Fan Club has spoken. At Gabbo's whim eleven winners, not eight, will be announced. With prizes like this, the Gabbo Outing Contest could be the most successful contest in the history of the board.

Anyone else willing to donate prizes?
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Old 2005-02-07, 01:14 PM   #14
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Old 2005-02-07, 01:36 PM   #15
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I saw Gabbo on the Simpsons just 5 minutes ago. So I'm having another guess of "five minutes ago". Does that count?
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Old 2005-02-07, 01:51 PM   #16
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I have an unconfirmed report of a gabbo sighting at the superbowl party. My sources tell me that the people at the party may not have even known they saw him.

I'm trying to get a picture from my source.
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Old 2005-02-07, 03:39 PM   #17
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Lightbulb Gabbo was at the SUPERBOWL!!!

I found a photo with |gabbo| in it. I used it as the header to a new site destined to ferret out the little bugger.

Chop Smith, I included a link to your site as the official fan club location. I think we can find this guy. We're trying to locate archives of all of his advertising and any sighting information.

http://www.wheresgabbo.com/

There's a tagboard so that people can list any sightings or leave info.

Thanks!
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Old 2005-02-07, 04:59 PM   #18
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And in the beginning only three people knew of Gabbo. My apologies to Urb. Continue to piss on Gabbo.

Sparky, great job and I have linked the fan club back to the Gabbo sites.
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Old 2005-02-07, 05:59 PM   #19
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Hey Chop How do you know Urb isn't a "handler"?
I'm thinking Sparky might be a "Gabbo handler" what so you think?
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Old 2005-02-07, 07:03 PM   #20
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Well Being an Offical Charter member... I am making a Gabbo Arrives guess of...

February 14th 12 noon
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Old 2005-02-07, 07:05 PM   #21
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I don't know a damn thing

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Hey Chop How do you know Urb isn't a "handler"?
I'm thinking Sparky might be a "Gabbo handler" what so you think?
TPat, I don't know a damn thing but I am having fun speculating. I don't have a clue as to what the site is going to be but I tend to thing is is going to have something to do with either content and/or site design as in HFS. As for as the players, this is the way I see it.

You will recall when Greenguy first mentioned Gabbo, he told Jim that only three people knew about Gabbo. As I recall he stated that Jim did not have a clue. It is hard for me to believe that Jim and MrMaryLou are in the dark, but taking everyone's word at face value, I tend to exclude Jim and MrMaryLou.

1. Over the past three years, I have tried to read every single post or comment that Greenguy or Jim has made. One thing that I have learned about Greenguy is that he can keep a secret. I know of times that he knew of things that were going to happen in this business months before it was made public and never publicly uttered a word. With that background spoken, it is possible that he is hyping Gabbo for someone else, but I think he is involved in the Gabbo project with two other people. This is based on the fact that Greenguy was first to bring Gabbo forth and the domain is registered to Greenguy Marketing in November, 2004 - about the time that Gabbo was first sighted.

2. Linkster post about Gabbo indicate that he is actively working on a project. Now I know that Linkster does several things, but he has said enough about Gabbo that tends to make me think that he is a major part of the Gabbo project.

3. The quality of the graphics design lead me to think that Urb was involved. You recall that he has denied being involved. After, Sparky made his post about the new Gabbo sites, my focus shifted to him. I think he has been around the business a long time and his post indicate that he is very technical oriented. He tends to know lots about everything in this business. So maybe Urb did not do the design and Sparky did.

So I conclude that it is Greenguy, Linkster and Sparky. I think we are close to finding out as they have been working on and hyping Gabbo for over two months. I know what those banner display cost on the board so Gabbo is for real. I am sure the project will be successful regardless of what service it offers. Greenguy = traffic, Linkster = seo, Sparky = technical and add Jim and MrMaryLou to the equation. Damn what a team. Makes me droll to be a part of it and I hope the folks that are doing the "Crazy Chop's" thing can hype that project as well.

There are a couple of things that confuses me. Notice RawAlex and Urb's user title. RawAlex = "GABBO married my half sister!" and Urb = "I really can't think of anything to put in here apart from GABBO."

You did want a short answer?
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Old 2005-02-07, 07:22 PM   #22
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Open Thou Eyes!

Take a minute to look here
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Old 2005-02-07, 07:24 PM   #23
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that all makes sense to me and you don't have to read many of cd34's posts to know he knows his shit. He sure had that Fan site up quick with a nice Gabbo Graphic

My theory is it's a board tracker
from the Gabbo Tune "I'll go back in time"
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Old 2005-02-07, 07:31 PM   #24
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It dont take much to know what gabbo is gonna be.. Add up what chop said and add a few more and there you go..
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