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2004-10-31, 03:21 PM
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Lord help me, I'm just not that bright
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Middle America
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I am guilty.
I drove drunk last night.
Woke up driving through a corn feild. No more vodka. 
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2004-10-31, 04:15 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Dirty Undies, NY
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Ouch! Corn fields can be rather sobering.
Are you sure you weren't just hypnotized by an alien spacecraft? You may have been beckoned to the mother ship. You should go back and look for crop circles. |ufo|
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2004-10-31, 08:01 PM
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A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Germany
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I'm so happy that there're no corn fields here in Berlin, Germany!
 But one saturday I drove drunk at home from a club I lost a hubcap cause I hit a curb...but all went well and the cops didn't catch me....HA HA! That's a year ago...now my attitude is: DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!!! |
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2004-11-01, 02:57 AM
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I've always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is -- and it's me
Join Date: Oct 2004
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Umm are you sure you weren't probed by the aliens and then made to believe you were drunk ?
 Never mind don't answer they still might be watching you. Good Luck jaYMan |
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2004-11-01, 03:46 AM
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: So close no matter how far...
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When I was 19 I hit a tree at 80MPH (130KMH) driving drunk.
Luckily my passenger and me survived. There wasn't much left of my car tough DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE! |
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2004-11-01, 05:46 AM
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A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Germany
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Most road casualties outside of Berlin are young people who're driving like crazy...and in Brandenburg (county around Berlin) most roads look like this...  They drive drunk and too fast....and then...booom...they hit a fuckin tree... Almost every day a new sad article in the newspaper... |
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2004-11-01, 10:47 AM
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Jim? I heard he's a dirty pornographer.
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Washington, DC
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At least you woke up. Who are you kidding any way? No one can live without vodka.
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2004-11-01, 05:10 PM
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You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
Join Date: Aug 2004
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Re: I am guilty.
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