What a fucking tool... - Page 5

Chop Smith · 2006-12-08, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by communicate

I'M JUST AMAZED THAT DR B HAS GOTTEN SO UPSET OVER THE EMAIL THAT HE POSTED IT HERE... FUCKING SOOK

None of these apply to Dr. B but COCKSUCKER sure applies to you.

communicate · 2006-12-08, 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Greenie

I'd go with you, but I'm too fat to fit in the cab, let along a single plane seat (2 seats would cost me twice as much & I'm very poor)

PS - Kiwi's fuck sheep, Aussies fuck kangaroos

PS: Americans fuck world peace....

FanTC · 2006-12-08, 12:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Greenie

PS - Kiwi's fuck sheep, Aussies fuck kangaroos

well he's fucking something other than simply fucking retarded

Greenguy · 2006-12-08, 12:21 AM

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Originally Posted by communicate

PS: Americans fuck world peace....

spazlabz · 2006-12-08, 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by communicate

PS: Americans fuck world peace....

Borat didn't do it for ya man?

spaz

communicate · 2006-12-08, 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by FanTC

well he's fucking something other than simply fucking retarded

huh! what neanderthal man say? you nice hair... you make good'um wife....

FanTC · 2006-12-08, 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by communicate

huh! what neanderthal man say? you nice hair... you make good'um wife....

yup, you got that right, now bend over so you can run home and tell your mommy you had 180 pounds of red blooded ass kicking AMERICAN mother fucking neanderthal up yer ass you pathetic fucking douchebag

SirMoby · 2006-12-08, 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by communicate

I don't drink with raincoat wearing, face pulling (or ARE you pulling a face...) oestregen imbalanced giraffe-fuckers such as yourself.

I've never had sex with a giraffe but I do enjoy women with long sexy necks. Does that count?

communicate · 2006-12-08, 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by FanTC

yup, you got that right, now bend over so you can run home and tell your mommy you had 180 pounds of red blooded ass kicking AMERICAN mother fucking neanderthal up yer ass you pathetic fucking douchebag

mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha............

180 pounds? what's that in kg.... 81kg... pfft... you couldn't even be a winger on a rugby league team with that pissy frame

.... me, I played rugby league for 8 years before umm... well, some 'medications'

you just can't take while playing... and 81kg is fucking nothing... I was 118kg in my last season .... so, you ARE the wife then

..... good...nice hair to pull on....

it's good to hear your blood is red (fits in with the rest of the species) but this asskicking thing is a bit odd... you kick your own ass? how do you reach it? i know midgets can kick their own heads, but asses?

thanks for the douchebag comment.... that's what we were lacking here.. a real mind-gymnast to come in and put us all to shame.

spazlabz · 2006-12-08, 12:48 AM

Wow, I know I must be alone in this but the way this guy is so desperate for attention it kind of reminds me of just about every video I have seen on just about any good teen site.

Those girls, staring plaintively into the camera, willing to do ANYTHING for someone to just glance at them...

Yeah communicate... you could be a star. Just open your mouth and close your eyes beybe

spaz

communicate · 2006-12-08, 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by spazlabz

Wow, I know I must be alone in this but the way this guy is so desperate for attention it kind of reminds me of just about every video I have seen on just about any good teen site.

Those girls, staring plaintively into the camera, willing to do ANYTHING for someone to just glance at them...

Yeah communicate... you could be a star. Just open your mouth and close your eyes beybe

spaz

sorry, i think you have me confused with your mother.

Greenguy · 2006-12-08, 12:55 AM

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Originally Posted by communicate

... I played rugby league for 8 years.....

You couldn't get a kick in a stampede.

spazlabz · 2006-12-08, 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by communicate

sorry, i think you have me confused with your mother.

no no dearest, I am talking directly to you. God it is hot how you are so into attention. you would be such a slut for the camera. I've shot content, i have an eye for this. I don't even think you would require a 6 pack and a porn playing for your ankles to be in the air.

I am sure someone here knows a content producer down under who would be happy to fit your 118kg frame into his next bears video. and you... oh yeah, you're a raging bottom if ever i saw one. Someones gonna make you squeal

spaz

communicate · 2006-12-08, 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Greenie

You couldn't get a kick in a stampede.

Umm.... i don't know how much you think you know about rugby league, but seriously, there isn't much kicking.... i think maybe you need to download some footage. gridiron players won't play the game cos we don't wear padding.... it's brutal but fun as fuck

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if i can get a visa for my new neanderthal wife, i'll take her to a game.

communicate · 2006-12-08, 01:04 AM

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Originally Posted by spazlabz

no no dearest, I am talking directly to you. God it is hot how you are so into attention. you would be such a slut for the camera. I've shot content, i have an eye for this. I don't even think you would require a 6 pack and a porn playing for your ankles to be in the air.

I am sure someone here knows a content producer down under who would be happy to fit your 118kg frame into his next bears video. and you... oh yeah, you're a raging bottom if ever i saw one. Someones gonna make you squeal

spaz

Thank you for your very kind offer, but my understanding is that unlike Australia, most americans are HIV+, so I wouldn't want to take the risk. plus, i don't root for the bears, i root for the Brisbane Broncos...

FanTC · 2006-12-08, 01:09 AM

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Originally Posted by communicate

I was 118kg in my last season

I dont give three shits how big you are. I'll grab you by the balls and hang there.

First you fuck sheep, then giraffes, then kangaroos, and now you wanna fuck me? You are definately on a mission to pull back nothing but a bloody nub, aren't you?

spazlabz · 2006-12-08, 01:09 AM

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Originally Posted by communicate

Thank you for your very kind offer, but my understanding is that unlike Australia, most americans are HIV+, so I wouldn't want to take the risk. plus, i don't root for the bears, i root for the Brisbane Broncos...

No worries mate, I said an australian content producer, so you will be pleased to know you can raw dog it till your hearts content, well BE raw dogged.

we'll hook you up tomorrow girlfriend, i'm going to bed.

The Brisbane Broncos... ohhh, you sent shivers down my spine, did ya root the WHOLE TEAM??

naughty boy

spaz

communicate · 2006-12-08, 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by FanTC

I dont give three shits how big you are. I'll grab you by the balls and hang there.

First you fuck sheep, then giraffes, then kangaroos, and now you wanna fuck me? You are definately on a mission to pull back nothing but a bloody nub, aren't you?

fiery little bitch, ain't ya! i like a wife with passion....

i don't fuck sheep, by the way... i was just pushing it back into it's stall, regardless of what the TV said....

communicate · 2006-12-08, 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by spazlabz

No worries mate, I said an australian content producer, so you will be pleased to know you can raw dog it till your hearts content, well BE raw dogged.

we'll hook you up tomorrow girlfriend, i'm going to bed.

The Brisbane Broncos... ohhh, you sent shivers down my spine, did ya root the WHOLE TEAM??

naughty boy

spaz

no, only the ones that reminded me of your momma.... ahhh...okay you got me... it WAS the whole team.....

oldbrad · 2006-12-08, 01:27 AM

solicit - make a solicitation or petition for something desired

sounds like what ya did.

And i haven't fucked a giraffe since highschool when i, uh, experimented.

communicate · 2006-12-08, 01:32 AM

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Originally Posted by oldbrad

solicit - make a solicitation or petition for something desired

sounds like what ya did.

And i haven't fucked a giraffe since highschool when i, uh, experimented.

no, you are wrong... just plain fucking wrong... why can't you fucking idiots understand that when a business goes to another business to try and buy something from them which they sell, IT IS NOT CAUSE FOR A FUCKING PROBLEM!

FUCK ME DEAD, ARE YOU PEOPLE JUST GETTING THICKER AND THICKER?

oldbrad · 2006-12-08, 01:37 AM

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Originally Posted by communicate

FUCK ME DEAD, ARE YOU PEOPLE JUST GETTING THICKER AND THICKER?

Hmmm. I think thats tomorrow during your content shoot big bear. Something will get thicker and thicker for ya, then maybe fuck you unconscious, but never dead. Grrr.

communicate · 2006-12-08, 01:38 AM

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Originally Posted by oldbrad

Hmmm. I think thats tomorrow during your content shoot big bear. Something will get thicker and thicker for ya, then maybe fuck you unconscious, but never dead. Grrr.

okay, ummm......... i was pretending... but you..... hmmmm.... i should tell you i am not that way inclined... you just seem to be getting a little too frisky for my liking

Jel · 2006-12-08, 03:02 AM

10 is good for me

SheepGuy · 2006-12-08, 03:35 AM

Fuck, who brought Sheep into this ????
And rugby for that matter

Rugby is a damn fine brutal sport like hockey, that I used to play when I needed to get my rage out or cure my hangover, or both.
You might be able to tell from my avatar that I wasn't a winger, I ran those fuckers over, and 118 kilos just means you're too fat to move away from your puter.
But fuck? What's with the sheep?

2006-12-08, 12:48 AM	#110
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2006-12-08, 01:27 AM	#120
oldbrad It is better to watch things then to do them Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: oregon Posts: 485	solicit - make a solicitation or petition for something desired sounds like what ya did. And i haven't fucked a giraffe since highschool when i, uh, experimented. __________________ Help MrMaryLou Link to his Chubby TGP & Chubby Links on your sites and blogs.

2006-12-08, 03:35 AM	#125
SheepGuy It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 2,527	Fuck, who brought Sheep into this ???? And rugby for that matter Rugby is a damn fine brutal sport like hockey, that I used to play when I needed to get my rage out or cure my hangover, or both. You might be able to tell from my avatar that I wasn't a winger, I ran those fuckers over, and 118 kilos just means you're too fat to move away from your puter. But fuck? What's with the sheep? __________________ If the Environment was a bank, they would have saved it by now.

2006-12-08, 03:02 AM	#124
Jel I'm the only guy in the world who has to wake up to have a nightmare Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: London, United Kingdom Posts: 1,895	10 is good for me