Need your opinion on exexexchurch.com

Ms Naughty · 2004-05-24, 08:15 PM

Hi guys

I found the site http://www.xxxchurch.com and the sheer ignorance and stupidity of it pissed me off. Add to that the fact it's getting mainstream press publicity, and I had an idea.

I decided to make a parody site of it:
http://www.exexexchurch.com

This site warns of the dangers of church addiction and urges people to give it up and take up masturbation.

It also, funnily enough, has ads for porn on it.

Before I unleash it on the world, I need the sage advice of those on the GG board.

Is the design too similar? I wanted it to be a recognisable parody, but didn't make it exactly the same. Nonetheless, should I tone it down a bit?

Also, I wanted to feature independent, non-standard pro sex porn sites on it - if you have any suggestions, please spam me.

Thanks

Bill · 2004-05-24, 08:37 PM

The right to parody is pretty large and pretty absolute - there has been a number of court cases in which parody has been completely supported, and copyright and even trademark claims set aside.

The last time I checked, tho, the exact definitions of what constitutes parody and what is copyrights violation were still hazy, so if they get maniacally pissed they could still try to sue you, at least to scare you off. Lawyers still threaten parody sites altho the case law says parodies always win.

A pretty clever idea, get some of the bigger blogs to link it and you could get bombarded.

RawAlex · 2004-05-24, 10:09 PM

Yup, hot idea. As long as you stay on parody, you are pretty much allowed to do what you like (as long as you don't libel / slander anyone).

Get it into blogs, press releases, etc, and you will be off to the races.

The real trick? How do you turn those surfers into cash? You are possibly in line for a real traffic shitkicking.

Alex

T Pat · 2004-05-24, 10:27 PM

I hope you do well with it

Best laugh I had today

thrillho · 2004-05-24, 10:49 PM

Very, very excellent! You have a pm, grandmascrotum.

Useless · 2004-05-25, 12:06 AM

As a devout Bastard I think that is absoscrewtley beautiful. I wish I had thought of it first.

Now, what you need to do is claim that your site was there first and that xxxchurch.com is really a parody of it! HA!

Damned Holy rollers.

Ms Naughty · 2004-05-25, 04:16 AM

Thanks for the positive input so far. I've decided to add a page to some hosted galleries, that may inspire any passing surfers to buy and won't cost me much more bandwidth.

In terms of the legal ins and outs... Part of me feels like saying "Screw them, they deserve to have the piss taken" but at the same time I could do without being hunted down by lawyers, whether they have a case or not. So I'd rather err on the side of caution.

But if you guys think it's OK as is... that would be cool.

Ms Naughty · 2004-05-25, 04:31 AM

Ooh,ooh, I've just had an idea.

I want to make a page recommended religiously-themed porn sites, or at least make a small list.

I've got Holy Pornstars from Sunny Dollars.

Does anyone have any other suggestions?

urb · 2004-05-25, 05:27 AM

But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death. - Revelations 21:8

They've probably just spotted this thread in their referrer stats.

Ms Naughty · 2004-05-25, 07:30 AM

Er... well, if they're reading this... God himself could not make me take down that site.
So nyah.

Useless · 2004-05-25, 09:03 AM

Who is this "God" fellow you folks keep talking about?

I've always been a big fan of mythology.

kristian · 2004-05-25, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Useless Warrior
Who is this "God" fellow you folks keep talking about?

I've always been a big fan of mythology.

Oh, I'm very real . . .

urb · 2004-05-26, 04:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by grandmascrotum
Er... well, if they're reading this... God himself could not make me take down that site.
So nyah.

They may ask you to Cease and Desist in the name of Christ, and then forgive you.

doublep · 2004-05-26, 01:37 PM

Nice one! Go for it!!

I remember coming across that bunch in Google 2 years back or there abouts - I think they pipped me to the post for a Keyword I was targeting!

1 Corinthians 6:12-13 is vague and quite frankly played out. If it was really a big deal, wouldn't Jesus say, hay don't masturbate. I mean, honestly. Now I'm not saying that we should all go out and rent porno movies or anything, but what if my wife is on the rag. Can't I think of her and masturbate or perhaps on her?

;-)

HowlingWulf · 2004-05-26, 02:19 PM

I believe lightspeedcash still has 'Church Upskirts'

Ms Naughty · 2004-05-26, 07:08 PM

HowlingWulf, thanks for the tip. I've also got Fetish Hell, Virgin 18, Sinful Feet.

doublep, I didn't know about that bit in Corinthians. Of course, the apostle Paul was a misogynistic perverted raving lunatic, if you ask me. In the very next paragraph he says "A man does well not to marry..."

This is the guy responsible for making Christianity really boring and neurotic, I think. It would have been much cooler without him.

As far as I'm aware, Jesus had nothing to say about masturbation. And he rather liked to hang out with prostitutes. My favourite bit in the bible is where Jesus turns all that water into wine

dareutwo · 2004-05-27, 12:42 AM

LMAO!

Simply love it - it's about time someone started pulling that rug out.

I'd whack a "links page" someplace and submit it, as well as submitting to blogs etc...
What category??? - who knows.. "more links". "fetish", "humor"(if they have one) - regardless of what page you get listed on the PR will help.
I don't know, maybe an email to individual webmasters asking them where you submit it to..
I'll give you a main page trade (recip on whatever page you create so you don't break up the layout with recips), just to piss them off.

Ms Naughty · 2004-05-27, 01:46 AM

Dareutwo! Thanks, will have to take you up on the offer.
Gotta finish a couple of other things first, but I will email you shortly

greengurl · 2004-05-27, 02:21 AM

actually its quite funny, but jesus christ . . . . .

Opti · 2004-05-27, 12:54 PM

I would hope a parody site wouldnt get ruffled about a parody of them! (not very christian if they did imho)

I don't think your site oversteps the mark anyway.

Great idea to get a bit of mainstream media coverage to a site selling porn too!

doublep · 2004-05-27, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by grandmascrotum
"A man does well not to marry..."

This is the guy responsible for making Christianity really boring and neurotic, I think. It would have been much cooler without him.

Now, I can't fault the bloke for that bit of advice

I don't know if he's responsible for making Christianity that boring... I had Sunday lunch with some 7th day adventists a few months back... I have to say they would give him a run for his money.... lol

doublep · 2004-05-27, 01:47 PM

"If God had not wanted us to masturbate, he'd have given us short arms like a Tyrannosaurus Rex."

LMFAO!!!! http://www.exexexchurch.com/proof.htm

I love science... hehehehehe!!!

Opti · 2004-05-27, 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by doublep
"If God had not wanted us to masturbate, he'd have given us short arms like a Tyrannosaurus Rex."

LMFAO!!!! http://www.exexexchurch.com/proof.htm

I love science... hehehehehe!!!

Oh No! I do have short arms... does that mean it is sin because I have to reach?!?!

KristianF · 2004-05-29, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by grandmascrotum
Hi guys

I found the site http://www.xxxchurch.com and the sheer ignorance and stupidity of it pissed me off. Add to that the fact it's getting mainstream press publicity, and I had an idea.

I decided to make a parody site of it:
http://www.exexexchurch.com

This site warns of the dangers of church addiction and urges people to give it up and take up masturbation.

It also, funnily enough, has ads for porn on it.

Before I unleash it on the world, I need the sage advice of those on the GG board.

Is the design too similar? I wanted it to be a recognisable parody, but didn't make it exactly the same. Nonetheless, should I tone it down a bit?

Also, I wanted to feature independent, non-standard pro sex porn sites on it - if you have any suggestions, please spam me.

Thanks

Fucking awesome man, I had to take down a paysite and redesign due to "religious overtones." Apparently big banks dont like mockery, however since your site is free everything should be cool. As fas as tonig it down I wouldn't I would tone it up, the weirder and more bizarre the more memorable, in my opinion anyway. Our original site was geared more like this TGP gallery:
http://www.facialism.com/galleries/a...dex1/index.htm but all of it had to be pulled b/c no one can appreciate criticism or a joke. We had the ten cock sucking commandments, facial baptisms, etc. They killed the whole marketing curve for that site. Anyway good luck man.

Ms Naughty · 2004-05-30, 12:01 AM

LOL That thing with the semen on the forehead... you are definitely going straight to hell KristianF, and you will eat nought but burning hot coals and drink nought but burning hot cola, and firey demons will punch you in the back, and your soul will be torn into confetti and strewn upon an endless parade of murderers and single mothers....

I haven't submitted the site to blogs yet, I kept having ideas and adding new bits. But Tuesday should be the day...

2004-05-24, 08:15 PM	#1
Ms Naughty old enough to be Grandma Scrotum Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Australia Posts: 1,408	Need your opinion on exexexchurch.com Hi guys I found the site http://www.xxxchurch.com and the sheer ignorance and stupidity of it pissed me off. Add to that the fact it's getting mainstream press publicity, and I had an idea. I decided to make a parody site of it: http://www.exexexchurch.com This site warns of the dangers of church addiction and urges people to give it up and take up masturbation. It also, funnily enough, has ads for porn on it. Before I unleash it on the world, I need the sage advice of those on the GG board. Is the design too similar? I wanted it to be a recognisable parody, but didn't make it exactly the same. Nonetheless, should I tone it down a bit? Also, I wanted to feature independent, non-standard pro sex porn sites on it - if you have any suggestions, please spam me. Thanks __________________ Promote Bright Desire

2004-05-24, 10:27 PM	#4
T Pat You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Paridise Posts: 3,244	I hope you do well with it Best laugh I had today __________________ How To Keep An Asshole In Suspense I'll Tell You Later

2004-05-25, 12:06 AM	#6
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	As a devout Bastard I think that is absoscrewtley beautiful. I wish I had thought of it first. Now, what you need to do is claim that your site was there first and that xxxchurch.com is really a parody of it! HA! Damned Holy rollers. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2004-05-25, 04:16 AM	#7
Ms Naughty old enough to be Grandma Scrotum Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Australia Posts: 1,408	Thanks for the positive input so far. I've decided to add a page to some hosted galleries, that may inspire any passing surfers to buy and won't cost me much more bandwidth. In terms of the legal ins and outs... Part of me feels like saying "Screw them, they deserve to have the piss taken" but at the same time I could do without being hunted down by lawyers, whether they have a case or not. So I'd rather err on the side of caution. But if you guys think it's OK as is... that would be cool. __________________ Promote Bright Desire

2004-05-25, 04:31 AM	#8
Ms Naughty old enough to be Grandma Scrotum Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Australia Posts: 1,408	Ooh,ooh, I've just had an idea. I want to make a page recommended religiously-themed porn sites, or at least make a small list. I've got Holy Pornstars from Sunny Dollars. Does anyone have any other suggestions? __________________ Promote Bright Desire

2004-05-24, 08:37 PM	#2
Bill Selling porn allows me to stay in a constant state of Bliss - ain't that a trip! Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 3,914	The right to parody is pretty large and pretty absolute - there has been a number of court cases in which parody has been completely supported, and copyright and even trademark claims set aside. The last time I checked, tho, the exact definitions of what constitutes parody and what is copyrights violation were still hazy, so if they get maniacally pissed they could still try to sue you, at least to scare you off. Lawyers still threaten parody sites altho the case law says parodies always win. A pretty clever idea, get some of the bigger blogs to link it and you could get bombarded.

2004-05-24, 10:09 PM	#3
RawAlex Took the hint. Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 5,597	Yup, hot idea. As long as you stay on parody, you are pretty much allowed to do what you like (as long as you don't libel / slander anyone). Get it into blogs, press releases, etc, and you will be off to the races. The real trick? How do you turn those surfers into cash? You are possibly in line for a real traffic shitkicking. Alex

2004-05-24, 10:49 PM	#5
thrillho Kids are great, Appu. You can teach them to hate the things you hate and they practically raise themselves now-a-days, you know, with the internet and all Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 194	Very, very excellent! You have a pm, grandmascrotum.

2004-05-25, 05:27 AM	#9
urb All the way from Room 101 Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 3,557	But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death. - Revelations 21:8 They've probably just spotted this thread in their referrer stats. __________________

2004-05-25, 07:30 AM	#10
Ms Naughty old enough to be Grandma Scrotum Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Australia Posts: 1,408	Er... well, if they're reading this... God himself could not make me take down that site. So nyah. __________________ Promote Bright Desire

2004-05-25, 09:03 AM	#11
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	Who is this "God" fellow you folks keep talking about? I've always been a big fan of mythology. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2004-05-26, 01:37 PM	#14
doublep If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Europe Posts: 306	Nice one! Go for it!! I remember coming across that bunch in Google 2 years back or there abouts - I think they pipped me to the post for a Keyword I was targeting! 1 Corinthians 6:12-13 is vague and quite frankly played out. If it was really a big deal, wouldn't Jesus say, hay don't masturbate. I mean, honestly. Now I'm not saying that we should all go out and rent porno movies or anything, but what if my wife is on the rag. Can't I think of her and masturbate or perhaps on her? ;-)

2004-05-26, 02:19 PM	#15
HowlingWulf Me fail English? That's unpossible! Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: FL Posts: 1,381	I believe lightspeedcash still has 'Church Upskirts'

2004-05-26, 07:08 PM	#16
Ms Naughty old enough to be Grandma Scrotum Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Australia Posts: 1,408	HowlingWulf, thanks for the tip. I've also got Fetish Hell, Virgin 18, Sinful Feet. doublep, I didn't know about that bit in Corinthians. Of course, the apostle Paul was a misogynistic perverted raving lunatic, if you ask me. In the very next paragraph he says "A man does well not to marry..." This is the guy responsible for making Christianity really boring and neurotic, I think. It would have been much cooler without him. As far as I'm aware, Jesus had nothing to say about masturbation. And he rather liked to hang out with prostitutes. My favourite bit in the bible is where Jesus turns all that water into wine __________________ Promote Bright Desire

2004-05-27, 12:42 AM	#17
dareutwo You can't disprove anything with evidence that doesn't exist Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: NW Minnesota - pop 865 +/- 1 Posts: 2,038	LMAO! Simply love it - it's about time someone started pulling that rug out. I'd whack a "links page" someplace and submit it, as well as submitting to blogs etc... What category??? - who knows.. "more links". "fetish", "humor"(if they have one) - regardless of what page you get listed on the PR will help. I don't know, maybe an email to individual webmasters asking them where you submit it to.. I'll give you a main page trade (recip on whatever page you create so you don't break up the layout with recips), just to piss them off. __________________ This is me Mark's-Links

2004-05-27, 01:46 AM	#18
Ms Naughty old enough to be Grandma Scrotum Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Australia Posts: 1,408	Dareutwo! Thanks, will have to take you up on the offer. Gotta finish a couple of other things first, but I will email you shortly __________________ Promote Bright Desire

2004-05-27, 02:21 AM	#19
greengurl Rock stars ... is there anything they don't know? Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 17	actually its quite funny, but jesus christ . . . . . __________________ Please Re-Read The Rules For Sig Files

2004-05-27, 12:54 PM	#20
Opti I Didn't Do It Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: au Posts: 795	I would hope a parody site wouldnt get ruffled about a parody of them! (not very christian if they did imho) I don't think your site oversteps the mark anyway. Great idea to get a bit of mainstream media coverage to a site selling porn too!

2004-05-27, 01:47 PM	#22
doublep If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Europe Posts: 306	"If God had not wanted us to masturbate, he'd have given us short arms like a Tyrannosaurus Rex." LMFAO!!!! http://www.exexexchurch.com/proof.htm I love science... hehehehehe!!!

2004-05-30, 12:01 AM	#25
Ms Naughty old enough to be Grandma Scrotum Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Australia Posts: 1,408	LOL That thing with the semen on the forehead... you are definitely going straight to hell KristianF, and you will eat nought but burning hot coals and drink nought but burning hot cola, and firey demons will punch you in the back, and your soul will be torn into confetti and strewn upon an endless parade of murderers and single mothers.... I haven't submitted the site to blogs yet, I kept having ideas and adding new bits. But Tuesday should be the day... __________________ Promote Bright Desire