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Old 2009-01-07, 03:23 PM   #51
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Can someone translate this garbled nonsense for me?

Learn to spell. Learn to write. Learn to...fuck it, just learn something, moron.

EDIT: I've dedicated my avatar to you, my ugly little friend.
LOL I GET SO MUCH ATTENTION LOL
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Old 2009-01-07, 03:23 PM   #52
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Old 2009-01-07, 03:25 PM   #53
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LOL I GET SO MUCH ATTENTION LOL
That's what all children want.
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Old 2009-01-07, 03:26 PM   #54
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Children are more eloquent when they beg for attention though...
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Old 2009-01-07, 03:27 PM   #55
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That's what all children want.
DAMN I LOOK SO SO GOOD..YOU MUST LIKE LOOKING AT ME



YALL NEED TO STOP SETTING YALL SELF UP FOR ME...
YOU REALLY REALLY LIKE ME
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Old 2009-01-07, 03:28 PM   #56
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Well, besides being an idiot, having an IQ way below room temperature, being an ignorant cunt, we can now add delusions to your long illustrious rapsheet.

You just keep on diggin that hole there Junior.
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Old 2009-01-07, 03:29 PM   #57
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This guy is 17?
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Old 2009-01-07, 03:30 PM   #58
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...having an IQ way below room temperature...
I need to write that down somewhere.
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Old 2009-01-07, 03:32 PM   #59
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Just bookmark this thread and come back to it when you need material, either to bitchslap some dumb cunt around the head verbally, or when you want to put a blog together that sounds like it's written by Cletus' illegitimate younger brother.

Hey rapper wannabe boy, where you go? Don't you go anywhere, I need to get some sleep, but I'll come humiliate you in public some more tomorrow okay?
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Old 2009-01-07, 03:40 PM   #60
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Just bookmark this thread and come back to it when you need material, either to bitchslap some dumb cunt around the head verbally, or when you want to put a blog together that sounds like it's written by Cletus' illegitimate younger brother.

Hey rapper wannabe boy, where you go? Don't you go anywhere, I need to get some sleep, but I'll come humiliate you in public some more tomorrow okay?
pervert..you really think yo ugot me verbally...you really think that?? seriously?? this is what this is..so if idont reply i guess i lost the word battle..first off you look like a pervert..so you lost already...like thats it..like theres nothing you can say to me to hurt me verbally..NOTHING..and you said nothing i can use against someone lol
like be for real..
wanna be rapper...is that all you have..but you won the verball battle..yea ok..someone lied to you
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Old 2009-01-07, 03:48 PM   #61
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Betcha!
moneybrown=dollpix
That is possible, since it has been established that both are female.

I'm not sure of dollpix was spanish....or lazy
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Old 2009-01-07, 03:52 PM   #62
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This is just about the funniest thread ever on GG&J......
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Old 2009-01-07, 04:00 PM   #63
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Click on moneybrown's name & you can read more of her hilarious posts.

She's a Spanish Bitch you do not want to let near your fridge!
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Old 2009-01-07, 05:54 PM   #64
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This is just sad... sad sad sad... How can anyone disrespect the experience, wisdom and knowledge that is so obviously available on this forum so readily... I would take the advise of mostly everyone here as good... You are burning invaluable bridges here moneybrown and I truely do feel sorry for your lack of respect for wisdom and experience. And yeat as sad as it is... it is still funny...
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Old 2009-01-08, 05:24 AM   #65
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Omg.......
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Old 2009-01-08, 09:09 AM   #66
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Can someone translate this garbled nonsense for me?
He wants to suck your dick is all. He just didn't know how to say it.
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Old 2009-01-08, 09:23 AM   #67
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Stop trying so hard to be black, we all know you're a suburban wigger, most likely you are 17 or just turned 18,
I showed that to my RDawg and he just cracked up... I told him to register here and they could have a battle to be "mo' blacker" LMAO
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Old 2009-01-08, 09:48 AM   #68
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Ok that'd be funny
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Old 2009-01-08, 09:55 AM   #69
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Mildly entertaining troll thread...I give it 3 out of 5 stars.
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Old 2009-01-08, 11:55 AM   #70
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Now I know where useless got that funny ass looking avitar at, If I wasnt so out of it from my first pill of the day I would be LMAO

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Old 2009-01-09, 12:56 AM   #71
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Okay... I am going to give you one ounce of respect and give you a very honest answer. Sorry, no. Can't link to your site. Nope, sorry dude.

Yes, you've got some funny stuff there. But you also have stuff there that is completely against what this community has elected to stand for. You have stuff that will offend a lot of people and you don't have the correct warnings up so that the few who do care have a chance to back up.

The guys are right about promoting Adult FriendFinder. They have screwed over everyone for quite a long while. They warn you about them because they were trying to do you a favor. You can also find yourself with law enforcement knocking at your door because you lack all legal notices.

It's okay to be new, but not okay to be cocky about it. The guys originally were trying to be nice without being mean. Do some homework -- pick any of the link lists you see advertised here, and go visit them. Do you see any of them promoting the tube sites like you do? Who are they advertising for? Don't you want to know how they make money? What purpose does your site serve? Is it just for a laugh, or do you want to try to make a few sales? What are you selling that your visitors will buy?

A suggestion here.. you have a good name for a hub -- one that you use as a central landing place. Set up a warning page, move your blog to an interior page, put up the correct warnings. Drive traffic to your hub first by building free sites (use the content from your sponsors and build 24-30 picture galleries) and use these samples as a way to get your site known. You seem to like insertion type sites -- quite a few legit ones to promote out there. Leave the free tube stuff to the kids.

Oh, yes, one more small thing. We do seriously try to use proper English online. Why? Oddly enough it is because more of the international visitors will understand you over ebonics or street slang. Yeah, we all have typos and mistakes in our posts, but look at our websites. Do you see the same stuff there?

You do seem like a smart guy in a lot of ways. Poke around the various sites - I bet you will figure out what sells and what doesn't. You can always provide a link back to your hub site no matter what you do.

Now, *if* you want to be taken seriously and get links exchanged with these people, read up on their rules for exchanges (click on the webmaster links on most of the link lists and read. Then read again. Check your site, and read again.) Then, come on back over here and read any of the "Why my site didn't get listed" threads. Can you do better? I think you can.

Now prove you are not just a wanna be... prove me right, please?
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Old 2009-01-09, 10:26 AM   #72
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Ummm....I banned him yesterday after we found a malicious link in his sig file.
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Old 2009-01-09, 11:35 AM   #73
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there goes our entertainment.. oh well.. better off without the fuckwit anyway
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Old 2009-01-09, 02:13 PM   #74
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oh damnz.... this could have been thread of the year and it's only 9 days in
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Old 2009-01-09, 08:44 PM   #75
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yeah, but I figure other noobs may be reading just for the giggles. He still might get a clue somewhere.
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