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Old 2007-12-24, 10:35 PM   #1
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This is freakin' hilarious

Saw this thread on another forum, and I was laughing My ass off The best porno film for...
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Old 2007-12-25, 03:37 PM   #2
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lol that is fucking funny!

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Either I'm the idiot or you two are. I don't see the humor. My money is riding on you.
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The grammar is similar to that used on various Link List & Getting Listed threads, but it's rude to make fun of other people's grammar (or so I'm told)
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Old 2007-12-26, 10:51 AM   #5
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Either I'm the idiot or you two are. I don't see the humor. My money is riding on you.
Was that necessary? If You didn't find it amusing, move on
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The grammar is similar to that used on various Link List & Getting Listed threads, but it's rude to make fun of other people's grammar (or so I'm told)
Has to be an American then?
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Was that necessary?
Of course it was necessary, otherwise I wouldn't have posted it. If you can explain HOW that forum post is funny, I'll retract my statement. Until then, my money is still on you and the sig whore who agreed with you.
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Old 2007-12-26, 03:40 PM   #8
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Either I'm the idiot or you two are. I don't see the humor. My money is riding on you.
I am with you UW.. I read it three times and tried to work out what I was missing....

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Has to be an American then?
My knee hurts from slapping it after all these hilarious American jokes
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Old 2007-12-26, 04:39 PM   #10
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Saw this thread on another forum, and I was laughing My ass off The best porno film for...
That is standard net porn... nothing really funny about the request. Now, if it had said something like a film where a green baboon is climbing out of her anus while a group of circus clowns take aim it with their baby batter, then that might be kind of funny!
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Old 2007-12-26, 07:27 PM   #11
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My knee hurts from slapping it after all these hilarious American jokes

Well his/her abuse of the english language is nearly as bad.
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The way he has written the post is funny. His bad English adds to the humour.
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Old 2007-12-28, 06:14 AM   #13
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The way he has written the post is funny. His bad English adds to the humour.
There's nothing funny about poor penmanship. Though keep in mind, one of my many rejected poems was sent back to me with a note which read, "What is that? Ebonics?"
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Old 2007-12-28, 08:29 AM   #14
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Not funny at all... if my opinion matters.
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Old 2007-12-28, 07:02 PM   #15
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My knee hurts from slapping it after all these hilarious American jokes
No fair, you are supposed to get all upset and patriotic and spit venom at "all these hilarious American jokes". Its no fun poking you Americans with pointy sticks if you don't start to froth at the mouth.
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Old 2007-12-29, 03:48 AM   #16
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There's nothing funny about poor penmanship. Though keep in mind, one of my many rejected poems was sent back to me with a note which read, "What is that? Ebonics?"
Useless, You write poetry in Ebonics? whod a guessed?
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Old 2007-12-29, 02:34 PM   #17
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The way he has written the post is funny. His bad English adds to the humour.
At least someone here has a sense of humor, and doesn't need it "explained" to Him
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Old 2007-12-29, 06:51 PM   #18
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Bob - we all got the joke, it's just that very few fell out of their computer chairs laughing.
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A time joke.
Laugh when you get time.
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At least someone here has a sense of humor, and doesn't need it "explained" to Him
Are you calling me stupid? If so, I'm calling you a complete fucking tool. Maybe it was humorous to a small-minded fool like yourself, but those of us with active brain cells are left unamused. Hell, 1/3 of the posts on any board are written in that manner and they are all equally as ignorant. Not funny. Just dumb. And certainly not worthy of anyone's special attention.
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Old 2007-12-31, 04:01 PM   #21
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Are you calling me stupid? If so, I'm calling you a complete fucking tool. Maybe it was humorous to a small-minded fool like yourself, but those of us with active brain cells are left unamused. Hell, 1/3 of the posts on any board are written in that manner and they are all equally as ignorant. Not funny. Just dumb. And certainly not worthy of anyone's special attention.
Let's sum this up. I post a link to something I found amusing. If You didn't think it was funny, you should have left it alone.
Instead, you come in here, flame My post, and call Me an idiot.
I think Dice said it best...
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SUCKIN' MY DICK!
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Old 2007-12-31, 06:59 PM   #23
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Yeah...I think he's a lil' pissed off that he didn't get that butt plug he wanted for Christmas
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Actually, I think he's pissed off that your humor is humorless
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Yeah...I think he's a lil' pissed off that he didn't get that butt plug he wanted for Christmas
Only 21 posts and you think you are tough enough to take on Useless? Jees, I got over a post count of over a thousand and I still ain't brave enough to try that!
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