Looking for a mentor!

TsaiChen · 2006-07-05, 06:56 PM

Hi guys,

I'm new to this business and it seems like there's just a ton of stuff out there, lots of different ways to make money and lots of different things to do. I could flood the newb forums with questions, but that would be lame and I still might be confused.

I'm very patient and willing to do what it takes to succeed in this business- I know it's a lot of work and not some kind of "get rich quick" thing. I'm in business for myself and relatively well-capitalized- I see this as a great way to get another revenue stream coming in.

In exchange for your help I'm willing to either pay cash or signup as a referral under your affiliate accounts so you get a cut of my signups. All I ask is that you've been in the business awhile and been successful and that you are willing to chat on AIM/ICQ/MSN and help me out. PM me or just respond on here if you're interested.

If this is in the wrong forum, feel free to move it. Thanks for your help guys!

f69j69b · 2006-07-05, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by TsaiChen

Hi guys,
In exchange for your help I'm willing to either pay cash or signup as a referral under your affiliate accounts so you get a cut of my signups.

You can get lots of free help by attending MrMaryLou's on the bench chats every saturday.

Fred

virgohippy · 2006-07-07, 02:35 PM

This board's a great place to learn the freesite and linklist game. There's not much money for a newbie, but it's very possible to make a profit in a relatively short period of time. (months, not years)

If you do go that route, step 1 is to build a freesite. Step 2 is to post a thread asking for a review of that freesite.

By doing so you'll pick up skills which'll come in handy later.

Preacher · 2006-07-07, 03:36 PM

Step 3, and probably the hardest step of all: ignore your stats and keep building!

There will be plenty of time to check your stats after you have built up decent traffic. Not every free-site will sell! Just keep trying.

Useless · 2006-07-07, 03:40 PM

Before you waste someone's time by selecting them as a mentor, you first need to decide if you are right for this business.

Do you have any social phobias or anxieties?
Can you finish a pot of coffee after your spouse leaves for the day?
Do you consider bathing a daily ritual or something you do after you start feeling sticky?
Do you have a comfortable couch to nap on during the day?
Do you prefer to work in the dark?
Do you go to bed with your spouse at night, have sex, then get back up and go to your computer because you have an idea you need to start working right at that moment or you won't be able to sleep?

virgohippy · 2006-07-07, 03:45 PM

UW, sometimes you're the highlight of my day.

And another thing TsaiChen: surf the wide web world of porn, always wear a cyber-condom, and keep asking questions.

ponygirl · 2006-07-07, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Before you waste someone's time by selecting them as a mentor, you first need to decide if you are right for this business.

Do you have any social phobias or anxieties?
Can you finish a pot of coffee after your spouse leaves for the day?
Do you consider bathing a daily ritual or something you do after you start feeling sticky?
Do you have a comfortable couch to nap on during the day?
Do you prefer to work in the dark?
Do you go to bed with your spouse at night, have sex, then get back up and go to your computer because you have an idea you need to start working right at that moment or you won't be able to sleep?

ok this just about made me piss my panties LOL

...but they are the right questions

frankthetank · 2006-07-07, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Do you go to bed with your spouse at night, have sex, then get back up and go to your computer because you have an idea you need to start working right at that moment or you won't be able to sleep?

SirMoby · 2006-07-07, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Do you go to bed with your spouse at night, have sex, then get back up and go to your computer because you have an idea you need to start working right at that moment or you won't be able to sleep?

You still have sex?

bluemoney · 2006-07-07, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by ponygirl

ok this just about made me piss my panties LOL

Okay, I'll ask . . . . are those panties for sale?

karomesis · 2006-07-08, 10:31 PM

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Do you go to bed with your spouse at night, have sex, then get back up and go to your computer because you have an idea you need to start working right at that moment or you won't be able to sleep?

yes. but I use a notepad instead, I can't sit at my computer for 20 hours a day|shocking|

then I jerk off two more times to various niches to acclimate myself with the current porn climate.

market research .

walrus · 2006-07-09, 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Before you waste someone's time by selecting them as a mentor, you first need to decide if you are right for this business.

Do you have any social phobias or anxieties?
Can you finish a pot of coffee after your spouse leaves for the day?
Do you consider bathing a daily ritual or something you do after you start feeling sticky?
Do you have a comfortable couch to nap on during the day?
Do you prefer to work in the dark?
Do you go to bed with your spouse at night, have sex, then get back up and go to your computer because you have an idea you need to start working right at that moment or you won't be able to sleep?

I'm fucked I answered yes to everyone of the damn questions except I don't have a spouse so it's a dinner date, a couple drinks and then sex and then back to the computer.

docholly · 2006-07-09, 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by walrus

I'm fucked I answered yes to everyone of the damn questions except I don't have a spouse so it's a dinner date, a couple drinks and then sex and then back to the computer.

you left out that after dinner and before sex you get her to sign a model release form so you'll have valid 2257 content.

But seriously,TsaiChen you really need to attend OTB..

2006-07-05, 06:56 PM	#1
TsaiChen Internet! Is that thing still around? Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 2	Looking for a mentor! Hi guys, I'm new to this business and it seems like there's just a ton of stuff out there, lots of different ways to make money and lots of different things to do. I could flood the newb forums with questions, but that would be lame and I still might be confused. I'm very patient and willing to do what it takes to succeed in this business- I know it's a lot of work and not some kind of "get rich quick" thing. I'm in business for myself and relatively well-capitalized- I see this as a great way to get another revenue stream coming in. In exchange for your help I'm willing to either pay cash or signup as a referral under your affiliate accounts so you get a cut of my signups. All I ask is that you've been in the business awhile and been successful and that you are willing to chat on AIM/ICQ/MSN and help me out. PM me or just respond on here if you're interested. If this is in the wrong forum, feel free to move it. Thanks for your help guys!

2006-07-07, 02:35 PM	#3
virgohippy Madness is like gravity. All it takes is a little... push. Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: California Posts: 1,679	This board's a great place to learn the freesite and linklist game. There's not much money for a newbie, but it's very possible to make a profit in a relatively short period of time. (months, not years) If you do go that route, step 1 is to build a freesite. Step 2 is to post a thread asking for a review of that freesite. By doing so you'll pick up skills which'll come in handy later. __________________ ~Warm and Fuzzy.

2006-07-07, 03:36 PM	#4
Preacher There's Xanax in my thurible! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Wherever they screw on my head Posts: 2,441	Step 3, and probably the hardest step of all: ignore your stats and keep building! There will be plenty of time to check your stats after you have built up decent traffic. Not every free-site will sell! Just keep trying. __________________ NSCash * This Depraved World

2006-07-07, 03:40 PM	#5
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	Before you waste someone's time by selecting them as a mentor, you first need to decide if you are right for this business. Do you have any social phobias or anxieties? Can you finish a pot of coffee after your spouse leaves for the day? Do you consider bathing a daily ritual or something you do after you start feeling sticky? Do you have a comfortable couch to nap on during the day? Do you prefer to work in the dark? Do you go to bed with your spouse at night, have sex, then get back up and go to your computer because you have an idea you need to start working right at that moment or you won't be able to sleep? __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2006-07-07, 03:45 PM	#6
virgohippy Madness is like gravity. All it takes is a little... push. Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: California Posts: 1,679	UW, sometimes you're the highlight of my day. And another thing TsaiChen: surf the wide web world of porn, always wear a cyber-condom, and keep asking questions. __________________ ~Warm and Fuzzy.