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2005-12-19, 12:57 PM | #1 |
Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless
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My delima for the day...
So dig this, last night I'm hanging out with
my friends, when a hottie I been wanting to hook with forever comes up to me and asks if I wanted to go with her to see Widespread Panic in Atlanta on New Year's Eve? She says she has tickets and will get us a room. Oh yeah, she's also got huge tits that I been dying to see! So here's my delima, should I go? I didnt really have plans...kinda takin it easy with friends and gettin ready to fly to AVN in Vegas 2 days later for a week of full blown parties and video shoots. Should I truly live the pornstar life? ....you know the old saying ....party like a rockstar, fuck like a pornstar! If you were in my shoes....what would you do?
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2005-12-19, 01:02 PM | #2 |
If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English
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You have to ask?
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2005-12-19, 01:14 PM | #3 |
Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids!
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I'd wonder why 2 weeks shy of New Years a raging hottie is searching for a date???
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2005-12-19, 03:09 PM | #4 |
You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on
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2005-12-19, 03:36 PM | #5 |
Jim? I heard he's a dirty pornographer.
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So she's paying for the tickets and the room right? What's she expecting in return and can you deliver
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2005-12-19, 04:23 PM | #6 |
Internet! Is that thing still around?
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you're one lucky man, fuck her.
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2005-12-19, 04:34 PM | #7 |
Arghhhh...submit yer sites ya ruddy swabs!
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Guess it really depends on whether you've recovered from your obvious recent blows to the head and resulting dimentia
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2005-12-19, 05:05 PM | #8 |
Rock stars ... is there anything they don't know?
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The forth time :-)) hahaha
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2005-12-20, 02:01 AM | #9 |
They have the Internet on computers, now?
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Is this a trick question? Because it really feels like one.
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2005-12-20, 09:41 AM | #10 |
Oh no, I'm sweating like Roger Ebert
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This is such an easy one...PASS! Hate when a woman wants me for nothing more than my ..... I do have a brain too!
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