Onions and Christmas

cybersexhound · 2005-12-08, 04:15 PM

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a women's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In
her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes, you see them and they make you cry." This infuriated his wife and daughter so the
daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willy is like an oak tree,
mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."

natalie · 2005-12-08, 11:10 PM

lmao.. even my kids likes that one

sue-fl · 2005-12-09, 12:02 AM

now that was funny!!

Chop Smith · 2005-12-09, 12:07 AM

2005-12-08, 04:15 PM	#1
cybersexhound Operator! Give me the number for 911! Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Colorado Springs Posts: 134	Onions and Christmas A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a women's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes, you see them and they make you cry." This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only." __________________ Please Re-Read The Rules For Sig Files

2005-12-08, 11:10 PM	#2
natalie Whoo! 9/10 the way to buddy plays in "The Christ from Oz"! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Australia Posts: 921	lmao.. even my kids likes that one __________________ No 2257 woes with Retroraunch Submit to my Punani And my Pink Pussy

2005-12-09, 12:07 AM	#4
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2005-12-09, 12:02 AM	#3
sue-fl You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: May 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 2,837	now that was funny!!