Damn Furnace

Jim · 2005-02-02, 10:43 AM

So last night right after the radio show, I smelled gas. So, I went to the basement and pulled the cover off the furnace. I noticed 3 of the 7 burners were not burning. Like a moron, I took a match to them

Boom...I lost a lot of hair on my arm. So, for the rest of the night, I had to babysit the furnace. Getting fixed today

Torn Rose · 2005-02-02, 10:46 AM

damn jim, just open the window, it's 70F out there today....

Cleo · 2005-02-02, 10:48 AM

It go boom…

Damn Jim I'm not getting a good visual of you with the festering ass pimple and singed hair.

I just turned on my A/C.

MrMaryLou · 2005-02-02, 10:58 AM

Ouch be careful Jim

amadman · 2005-02-02, 11:18 AM

Sounds dangerous.

Good thing you are getting it looked at.

Useless · 2005-02-02, 12:34 PM

Would have been an excellent opportunity to cauterize that rankled puss-filled wound on your buttocks.

The nice thing about those close calls is the fact that you can usually tamp out any accidental fires using the pants you just pissed in.

Greenguy · 2005-02-02, 02:01 PM

|hotjump| |Jim

King Porn · 2005-02-02, 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim

So last night right after the radio show, I smelled gas. So, I went to the basement and pulled the cover off the furnace. I noticed 3 of the 7 burners were not burning. Like a moron, I took a match to them

Boom...I lost a lot of hair on my arm. So, for the rest of the night, I had to babysit the furnace. Getting fixed today

Damn Jim, it is a good thing you didn't blow your house up!

Cleo · 2005-02-02, 04:07 PM

Maybe Jim should change his name to Smoky

Greenguy · 2005-02-02, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cleo

Maybe Jim should change his name to Smoky

The joke would have went over better if you spelled it "Smokey"

King Porn · 2005-02-02, 04:11 PM

You know what they say... Play with fire, pee in bed!

|hotjump| |pissleft|

Cleo · 2005-02-02, 04:12 PM

Well that's what I meant

cd34 · 2005-02-02, 04:20 PM

dare we start a new poll? should Jim's new nickname be Smokey?

hahaha

yeah, its been done already.

Jim · 2005-02-02, 04:25 PM

Our house is big and the furnace is huge. There was a lot of gas blowing out of the burners when I lit it up

Think is, I really do know better. Finally, the furnace guys are on their way here to fix whatever the problem may be. Then...I will sleep

I have been in the basement everytime the furnace fires up. I stand there with a long lighter and the instant the other burners turn on, I fire up the others by hand. I have been doing this for about 19 hours now.

cd34 · 2005-02-02, 04:27 PM

you could have turned it to 100F, and opened windows, guaranteeing yourself that they would never go out and slept.

Cleo · 2005-02-02, 04:33 PM

Sounds like you have your furnace problem under control Smokey

Jim · 2005-02-02, 06:07 PM

Well, as I quietly feared, I need a new furnace. Going to be installed tomorrow.

Porn Meister · 2005-02-02, 06:19 PM

Yikes, scary one.. glad you had it checked right away.. sorry you need to shell out for a new one, but it's bound to be nice and quiet and more efficient, so thats a good thing.
When mine kicks in, I have to crank up the tv volume it's so loud.. I WISH it would break, since I rent.. they'd replace it damn quick hehe

Cleo · 2005-02-02, 06:29 PM

Ouch
New furnace sounds expensive and inconvenient.

Useless · 2005-02-02, 08:22 PM

I just replaced my old beater with one of them there high efficiency units. I'm still amused by the luke warm steam that comes out of that 2" PVC pipe. I do kind of miss being able to warm up my hands on my big brick chimney though.

King Porn · 2005-02-02, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porn Meister

Yikes, scary one.. glad you had it checked right away.. sorry you need to shell out for a new one, but it's bound to be nice and quiet and more efficient, so thats a good thing.
When mine kicks in, I have to crank up the tv volume it's so loud.. I WISH it would break, since I rent.. they'd replace it damn quick hehe

My brother has oil heat and they told him that the new ones are not much more efficient then the old ones.

cd34 · 2005-02-02, 08:51 PM

Just last November we had to have the A/C serviced because it wasn't keeping the house cool.

However, all through the last half of January it did its job keeping the house cool.

I feel your pain.

Greenguy · 2005-02-02, 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim

Well, as I quietly feared, I need a new furnace. Going to be installed tomorrow.

There goes the money you owe me from football bets

Cleo · 2005-02-02, 09:30 PM

I have all my windows open

2005-02-02, 10:43 AM	#1
Jim Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mohawk, New York Posts: 19,477	Damn Furnace So last night right after the radio show, I smelled gas. So, I went to the basement and pulled the cover off the furnace. I noticed 3 of the 7 burners were not burning. Like a moron, I took a match to them Boom...I lost a lot of hair on my arm. So, for the rest of the night, I had to babysit the furnace. Getting fixed today

2005-02-02, 10:48 AM	#3
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	It go boom… Damn Jim I'm not getting a good visual of you with the festering ass pimple and singed hair. I just turned on my A/C. __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2005-02-02, 10:58 AM	#4
MrMaryLou i fucking told i type to fucking fast wtf Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: New York Posts: 11,247	Ouch be careful Jim __________________ <a href="http://www.greenguysboard.com/onthebench/">Join Me For On The Bench </a>

2005-02-02, 12:34 PM	#6
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	Would have been an excellent opportunity to cauterize that rankled puss-filled wound on your buttocks. The nice thing about those close calls is the fact that you can usually tamp out any accidental fires using the pants you just pissed in. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2005-02-02, 02:01 PM	#7
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,799	\|hotjump\| \|Jim __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2005-02-02, 10:46 AM	#2
Torn Rose "Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 4,806	damn jim, just open the window, it's 70F out there today....

2005-02-02, 11:18 AM	#5
amadman I've been mad for fucking years, absolutely years, been over the edge for yonks.... Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: padded room Posts: 861	Sounds dangerous. Good thing you are getting it looked at.

2005-02-02, 04:07 PM	#9
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	Maybe Jim should change his name to Smoky __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2005-02-02, 04:11 PM	#11
King Porn WHO IS FONZY!?! Don't they teach you anything at school? Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 48	You know what they say... Play with fire, pee in bed! \|hotjump\| \|pissleft\| __________________ Submit your site now for free traffic

2005-02-02, 04:12 PM	#12
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	Well that's what I meant __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2005-02-02, 04:20 PM	#13
cd34 a.k.a. Sparky Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: West Palm Beach, FL, USA Posts: 2,396	dare we start a new poll? should Jim's new nickname be Smokey? hahaha yeah, its been done already. __________________ SnapReplay.com a different way to share photos - iPhone & Android

2005-02-02, 04:25 PM	#14
Jim Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mohawk, New York Posts: 19,477	Our house is big and the furnace is huge. There was a lot of gas blowing out of the burners when I lit it up Think is, I really do know better. Finally, the furnace guys are on their way here to fix whatever the problem may be. Then...I will sleep I have been in the basement everytime the furnace fires up. I stand there with a long lighter and the instant the other burners turn on, I fire up the others by hand. I have been doing this for about 19 hours now.

2005-02-02, 04:27 PM	#15
cd34 a.k.a. Sparky Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: West Palm Beach, FL, USA Posts: 2,396	you could have turned it to 100F, and opened windows, guaranteeing yourself that they would never go out and slept. __________________ SnapReplay.com a different way to share photos - iPhone & Android

2005-02-02, 04:33 PM	#16
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	Sounds like you have your furnace problem under control Smokey __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2005-02-02, 06:07 PM	#17
Jim Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mohawk, New York Posts: 19,477	Well, as I quietly feared, I need a new furnace. Going to be installed tomorrow.

2005-02-02, 06:19 PM	#18
Porn Meister Asleep at the switch? I wasn't asleep, I was drunk Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 214	Yikes, scary one.. glad you had it checked right away.. sorry you need to shell out for a new one, but it's bound to be nice and quiet and more efficient, so thats a good thing. When mine kicks in, I have to crank up the tv volume it's so loud.. I WISH it would break, since I rent.. they'd replace it damn quick hehe __________________ I like Pimproll.

2005-02-02, 06:29 PM	#19
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	Ouch New furnace sounds expensive and inconvenient. __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2005-02-02, 08:22 PM	#20
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	I just replaced my old beater with one of them there high efficiency units. I'm still amused by the luke warm steam that comes out of that 2" PVC pipe. I do kind of miss being able to warm up my hands on my big brick chimney though. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2005-02-02, 08:51 PM	#22
cd34 a.k.a. Sparky Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: West Palm Beach, FL, USA Posts: 2,396	Just last November we had to have the A/C serviced because it wasn't keeping the house cool. However, all through the last half of January it did its job keeping the house cool. I feel your pain. __________________ SnapReplay.com a different way to share photos - iPhone & Android

2005-02-02, 09:30 PM	#24
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	I have all my windows open __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289