Billy Mays is dead at 50
 

Famous TV pitchman Bally Mays is dead at 50.

Is it weird that this makes me sadder than Jacko or Farrah dying this week?

Could you imagine Billy Mays doing an TV commercial for your adult website?

"And if you call in the next thirty minutes, we will EXTEND this offer to this premium website from THIRTY DAYS at only 19.99 to SIXTY DAYS at the introductory rate of only FIVE DOLLARS! You heard me. And if you sign up for our Special Yearly One Time rate of 179.00 we will send you our special Sex Toy Pick of the Week! Just pay shipping and handling."

The sales would have rocked.

Holy Shit . . Billy Mays is Dead!
 

Just damn

Death Sucks :(

But wow was he fucking annoying as hell.

What's up with so many deaths this week?

WOOOOOW!!!! I JUST SAW HIM ON CONAN THE OTHER NIGHT. THAT'S AMAZZZING!

(That's my Internet impression of Billy)

I merged the two Billy Mays is dead threads.

Vince probably choked him with a shamwow. Its a good thing Billy Mays wouldnt fit in the slapchop.|scared|

bad week to be famous

They Are Dropping Like Flies |huh
Pitchmen Was An Awesome Show

I bet it was the sham-wow guy who did it!

I'm always late to the party :D

RIP to all who died this week. Lets not forget Ed Mcmahon... Guess he wont be knocking on my door with a check any time soon.

If he does.... run

This year is taking lots of famous people. Really sad.

Why Billy Mays died is MJ needed a good pitch man to get himself into heaven

never heard of him before

That's sad, he was from around my area. I guess we'll have to get someone else to sell Oxi Clean and Hercules Hooks.

MadHatter and I were talking about that, he is probably pitching all kinds of stuff up in heaven. He was obnoxious in the commercials, but after finding outtakes from commercials on youtube, he looked like he'd be a lot of fun to know. RIP

BOTH GREAT PRODUCTS!

death really seems fashionable these days

50 doesn't seem to be a good age.. bernie mac, michael jackson, and now billy mays all dead at 50.