I Want a New Board Name!

Useless · 2012-01-07, 06:56 PM

It's not that I mind being called 'Useless' or even that my wife chose to tell her attorney, and it's now court record, that my associates refer to me as Useless, but let's face it, it has always been a shitty name.

Therefore, I'd like to hear some suggestions for a new board name. Be creative.

ArtWilliams · 2012-01-07, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

It's not that I mind being called 'Useless' or even that my wife chose to tell her attorney, and it's now court record, that my associates refer to me as Useless, but let's face it, it has always been a shitty name.

Therefore, I'd like to hear some suggestions for a new board name. Be creative.

What kind -- funny, ironic, strong? I saw a bumper sticker in Calgary a couple of weeks ago that said "My other ride is your mom". Maybe not a user name but I thought it was funny.

Pagan · 2012-01-08, 01:49 AM

Hmmm... and I always thought it was one of those nicks like Tiny for a huge guy or Killer for a chihuahua. Though I think of you as Useless, you have always been anything but...

Maybe Hellraiser??

Fonz · 2012-01-08, 02:01 AM

Wolfie comes to mind

Cleo · 2012-01-08, 02:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Fonz

Wolfie comes to mind

or
Sselesu Roirraw rolls right of the tongue.

pc · 2012-01-08, 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Cleo

or
Sselesu Roirraw rolls right of the tongue.

sounds like native indian name

My name is Sselesu Roirraw, in your language that means Useless Warrior

Simon · 2012-01-08, 09:30 AM

I don't have it yet ... I'm thinking "Valued Pacifist" would be too on-the-nose.

ArtWilliams · 2012-01-08, 09:43 AM

I'll right then. I vote for Dash Riprock.

Jowebart · 2012-01-08, 10:46 AM

Skyrim warrior

with subtitle: I used to be useless then i took arrow in the knee !

lol

Toby · 2012-01-08, 12:06 PM

Wan Hung Lo

everyone will think you are Chinese porn star

Useless · 2012-01-08, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by artwilliams

What kind -- funny, ironic, strong?

Something not to be taken seriously would be good. I am a man of nonsense.

Greenguy · 2012-01-09, 01:56 PM

JoeyJoJoShabadoo Junior

Pagan · 2012-01-09, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Something not to be taken seriously would be good. I am a man of nonsense.

hmmm.... Non Sense... Norm Sense...

LeRoy · 2012-01-09, 03:03 PM

One Eyed Tony

or something gangster

When I first got here I was sooo scared of you lol

dunc · 2012-01-09, 06:23 PM

UW baba
Dundie Baba

Maj. Stress · 2012-01-09, 08:20 PM

How about Mark?

LowryBigwood · 2012-01-09, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Toby

Wan Hung Lo

everyone will think you are Chinese porn star

I vote for this one!

Useless · 2012-01-09, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Maj. Stress

How about Mark?

A little dull, don't you think.

I was googling the wacky-ass name Greenie posted and ended discovering Joey Howard on Urban Dictionary. Oh my!

Cleo · 2012-01-09, 09:03 PM

The Junkyard Dog

2012-01-07, 06:56 PM	#1
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2012-01-08, 01:49 AM	#3
Pagan Perverted Empress Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 4,660	Hmmm... and I always thought it was one of those nicks like Tiny for a huge guy or Killer for a chihuahua. Though I think of you as Useless, you have always been anything but... Maybe Hellraiser?? __________________ So, who sprinkled all that Bitchy dust?

2012-01-08, 02:01 AM	#4
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2012-01-08, 09:30 AM	#7
Simon That which does not kill us, will try, try again. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Conch Republic Posts: 5,150	I don't have it yet ... I'm thinking "Valued Pacifist" would be too on-the-nose. __________________ "If you're happy and you know it, think again." -- Guru Pitka

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2012-01-08, 09:43 AM	#8
ArtWilliams You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 6,244	I'll right then. I vote for Dash Riprock.

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