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Old 2006-07-20, 02:54 PM   #1
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First some background: http://www.greenguysboard.com/board/...ad.php?t=31335

Now, some of you may have thought at the time the guy had a few 'issues'. Well, over the past couple of weeks this guy seems to have mentally dwindled to the point of being a blathering idiot. This thread has 2 purposes, one: to warn any webmasters thinking of promoting his site cfnmzone .com that you better be prepared to recieve some, what I can only describe as 'bizarre', emails. The second purpose is kinda just to get it off my chest.

It may even generate a bit of piss, which I know the doesn't mind in moderation

This email was sent to me completely out of the blue, I have no idea why. Bear in mind this is about the 3rd or 4th bizarre email from the guy.

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I don't make idle treats. Having Dare to Compare there twice does not constitute adding my pages like all the other sites.
You people seem to think I need you affilaite people. Well if a site is popular enough like cfnm.net and czone to a lesser extent. We don't need affiliate programs.
Monday I'll check again.
I replied with:

Now what are you on about? Why have you suddenly decided to send me these emails? What has brought this up? I mean with me specifically? I
don't want to hear about whoever else is blacklisting you, or who has it
in for you, or what Tom did to you, please specifically explain to me
why you felt the need to send the below (----as in my email program, referring to the above quote----) message.

Now, I'm all for cutting people some slack, and felt I was pretty restrained with that reply, after all this is cutting into my work schedule of internet checkers and online poker. The reply however, made me quite fucking angry:

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Because you knew all along it was Tom doing the blacklisting. I don't need to hear any denial.
I'm sick of the BS of my pages not getting listed like all the other sites. People actually like my site. So if people don't list like I want I don't need them as affiliates.
It's that simple. I've put up with this not getting listed BS long enough. You even joined the Greenguy thread but didn't promote me anyway. Now that's weird.
So blame Tom not me I'm an honest business man who's trying to do the best for me and mine and I'm sick of it.
Aren't you doing all this so you can work from home for yourself? So why would you NOT want to promote the #2 CFNM site? duh!!!!
It's either do it my way or stick with the Tom bullshit. It's your choice and I don't care 1 way or the other.
I guarantee you lost thousands of dollars by siding with Tom. I hope it was worth it.
I should have known when you showed me portions of emails from Tom that he was behind the blacklisting. It's a shame that people didn't contact me for the truth or at least my side of the story but instead just blindly followed a sneaky crooked guy. And I personally told you the truth about me and Tom when we 1st traded e's.

I don't expect any of you to acknowledge any of this but like I said somebody spilled the beans and wrote that it was some kind of affiliate problem and that means TOM IMP.

I hope you don't list my pages to tell you the truth. You're really not the type I want to have an affiliate program with anyway. If you're not smart enough to see the potential even with the limited exposure you gave my site then who needs you!
Did I ever tell you that the exposed/idol guy keeps asking to buy my older content. Does he know something the rest of you don't? Obviously. He said I had bad marketing lol. When I told him about the blacklisting he said he never heard of anything like it.

I'm done with this bullshit. Believe me I'm done!


I'm like: WTF?????????????

Anyhow, in the interests of representing both sides, here's the copy of my email back, which hopefully will be the last email correspondence I have with the guy (I say hopefully, because I'm not sure how effective Thunderbird is with it's blocking/filtering):

Ron - you are a fucking idiot.

READ AND UNDERSTAND: TOM FUCKED ME OVER TOO!

Why in fuck would I side with that piece of shit? Have you not noticed I have ZERO links to cfnm usa? Have you not noticed I have ZERO link trades with ANY of his sites?

When did I side with Tom???????????????

As you said, I showed you the emails he sent me - why would I do that if I was siding with Tom??????????????????????

"It's either do it my way or stick with the Tom bullshit. It's your choice and I don't care 1 way or the other."
What way?

"I guarantee you lost thousands of dollars by siding with Tom. I hope it was worth it."
Siding with Tom????

"I don't expect any of you to acknowledge any of this"
Do I assume you are sending emails blindly out????

"You even joined the Greenguy thread but didn't promote me anyway."
Didn't promote you???? What on earth are you on about? I was the 1st in your new program. I made you a banner. I spent hours on ICQ with a guy from greenguys board trying to get an idea on the problems you were having with Epoch. A guy I know but you don't, who was willing to give up his time to help me out. Time I was willing to spend to help YOU out so I could PROMOTE YOUR FUCKING SITE.

"I hope you don't list my pages to tell you the truth. You're really not the type I want to have an affiliate program with anyway. If you're not smart enough to see the potential even with the limited exposure you gave my site then who needs you!"
With that attitude, to a guy who spent time on you, you know what? You can go and fuck yourself in your ass.

"I'm done with this bullshit. Believe me I'm done!"
That's about the best thing I've heard from you in the past few months.

Now, fuck off and do not annoy me again. I'm going to remove your links to save you the hassle of dealing with 'an affiliate like me'.

Jel

Sorry for the long post, and the rant, but if you have cfnm traffic be warned: this guy is a deranged moron who will get more annoying as time goes on.
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Old 2006-07-20, 05:42 PM   #2
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Thumbs up Thanks Jel

Thanks for posting my rants. Now people will know it was Tom Imp of cfnmusa who started the blacklisting and attacked my site a few months back.
You can call me all the names in the book. Who gives a shit. You gotta have thick skin to make real money.
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Old 2006-07-20, 08:19 PM   #3
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Old 2006-07-20, 08:36 PM   #4
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Thanks for posting my rants. Now people will know it was Tom Imp of cfnmusa who started the blacklisting and attacked my site a few months back.
You can call me all the names in the book. Who gives a shit. You gotta have thick skin to make real money.
Someone with thick skin wouldn't fucking whine so much and send seemingly random emails to fellow webmasters. Frankly, I think it's time you seek serious psychiatric help.

What the hell would inspire you to fire off this little gem:
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I don't make idle treats. Having Dare to Compare there twice does not constitute adding my pages like all the other sites.
You people seem to think I need you affilaite people. Well if a site is popular enough like cfnm.net and czone to a lesser extent. We don't need affiliate programs.
Monday I'll check again.
Idle treats? What's that, candy that just sits there lazing about?
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Old 2006-07-20, 09:49 PM   #5
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Idle treats? What's that, candy that just sits there lazing about?
perhaps he saw the content girls manning the cabanas at the Hard rock.
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Old 2006-07-21, 12:05 AM   #6
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You gotta have thick skin to make real money.
Aaahh, I see. And all this time I thought it was down to a whole other bunch of stuff. So what I need to do is develop a thick skin that allows me to absorb the supply of inane emails you send to an affiliate that is sending you traffic, yes? And once that thick skin is developed, I will make a ton of money right?

Now, from your latest email (told ya I wouldn't get Thunderbird to filter like I wanted it to ) it finally seems as though I understand what you are getting at - you are saying I don't list your stuff, is that correct?
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Old 2006-07-21, 12:06 AM   #7
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thanks for the entertainment Jel
You're welcome TPat If this thread goes in the direction I think it's going to, you are going to be entertained even more
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Old 2006-07-21, 01:24 AM   #8
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I was going to open a CFNM category but sounds like there's too much drama when it comes to sponsors LOL
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Old 2006-07-21, 05:48 AM   #9
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I was going to open a CFNM category but sounds like there's too much drama when it comes to sponsors LOL
I was looking in to this niche also. But now it looks like I will have to pass untill i find some good sponsors for it.
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Old 2006-07-21, 11:45 AM   #10
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Old 2006-07-21, 01:06 PM   #11
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lol jel, well that was, umm, some interesting correspondence you got there.

So, did he send you the idle treats or not?
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Old 2006-07-24, 01:11 PM   #12
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I'd much rather have Rice Krispie treats; in fact I'd promote someone who sent me Rice Krispie treats! Incoherent, paranoid and outta-left-field diatribes? Mmm not so much.
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Old 2006-07-26, 03:26 AM   #13
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i dunno but i kinda like reading the email again and again...lol
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Old 2006-08-01, 12:30 AM   #14
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Old 2006-08-01, 01:08 AM   #15
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I think he or she needs to get laid. Either that or stop holding it for the next picture and release the damn fluids
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Old 2006-08-01, 11:01 AM   #16
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It's a good thing he writes that he doesn't need affiliates because after emails like that and board behavior, I'm pretty sure he's going to lose a good percentage of the current affiliates, if not all of them.
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Old 2007-10-17, 09:06 AM   #17
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Guess its time to remove a couple of links soon!
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Old 2007-10-17, 02:27 PM   #18
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Old 2007-10-17, 02:56 PM   #19
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Oh come on now Mr Spock! It's only 15 months after the thread started!!!!

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Old 2007-10-18, 11:46 AM   #20
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Oh come on now Mr Spock! It's only 15 months after the thread started!!!!

Now that's a hoot
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Old 2007-10-23, 02:35 AM   #21
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is there something wrong with CFNM USA? I am promoting him
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