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Old 2005-05-25, 06:11 PM   #1
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The perfect webmaster

I had a weird but funny idea and you're all gonna think I am on drugs in the middle of the week.
On Australian Big Brother they had a projct where they all had to pick their best body part and do a plaster cast of it. Then they joined them all together to make the perfect housemate

So....
I was thinking what if we all took a photo of our best/sexiest/perfect body part and then one of us photoshop nuts joins them all together. We could do a back and a front, so you can either take one front on or back on. LOL

I am still thinking what my best bit is (punani says left nipple lol) and am keen to know who will do the cock or cunt or maybe we should have both lol. I am sure you all agree the perfect webmaster would have boobs tho.
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Old 2005-05-25, 06:18 PM   #2
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post a picture of your self, front and back and we'll pick the best part.

I think my best part is not visible -- so, I think I need to rent some medical utensils from Boogie and Jim.
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Old 2005-05-25, 06:47 PM   #3
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...I am still thinking what my best bit is (punani says left nipple lol)....
I agree with Sparky...this thread is useless without pics
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Old 2005-05-25, 06:54 PM   #4
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Old 2005-05-25, 07:02 PM   #5
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Cleo - if all goes well, we'll only need the right one
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Old 2005-05-25, 07:25 PM   #6
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I think Natalie borrowed Jim's Camera.
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Old 2005-05-25, 07:56 PM   #7
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hehe I will go grab the camera when I get a chance
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Old 2005-05-26, 08:44 AM   #8
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I think we should take a vote to use MML's head ( the picture in his avatar ).

That has to solve the head and Tits selection process in one go

I'm also wishing I kept my big mouth shut untill after Natalie returned with her camera

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Old 2005-05-26, 08:56 AM   #9
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I'd like to see a full body shot of the chick in natalies avatar. Looks good from my house.

I could have someone take pics of the scar on the head of my penis. I knew that I should have taken pics when the head of my cock still had stitches. Frankencock.
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Old 2005-05-26, 09:03 AM   #10
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I'd like to see a full body shot of the chick in natalies avatar. Looks good from my house.

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Thats Natalie.... thats why i flirt with her whenever i can
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Old 2005-05-26, 09:04 AM   #11
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I'd post a picture but you've all seen it about a 1000 times...
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Yeah, but are cheetos a body part?
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Old 2005-05-26, 09:42 AM   #13
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Thats Natalie.... thats why i flirt with her whenever i can
Well then, I see no reason to look any further. I elect Natalie as the perfect webmaster.
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Old 2005-05-26, 04:48 PM   #15
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omg what did I wake up to.. no no its my left, cleos right, mml's head and uw's dick w00t.
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and UW's wife's tattoo'ed backside?

or am I not supposed to know about that?
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I keep checking this thread still no boobs LOL so I will add my avitar
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and UW's wife's tattoo'ed backside?

or am I not supposed to know about that?
You've been looking in my windows again. Did I ever tell about the costume party we went to this last Halloween? A few days later a friend emailed us a pic of my wife's naked ass. Apparently I was out of the room when she was exposing herself.
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yeah, I do need to get a copy of her photo ID for my 2257 section -- that is one of the more popular photos at the webmaster's wives that bared all but their husband didn't know website.
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Natalie's camera is being repaired at the same shop that has Jim's camera.
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All this thread needs is some trannies and some dwarves to throw into the mix of non existent photos, wive's backsides, and men with boob heads.
http://kinky-cleo.com/porn/foxyangel...tgp/index.html
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Old 2005-05-27, 04:24 AM   #22
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Natalie's camera is being repaired at the same shop that has Jim's camera.
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Old 2005-05-27, 05:23 AM   #23
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I keep checking this thread still no boobs LOL so I will add my avitar
MML I think you need to consider marketing the Boob hat to the general public.

Next fathers day I don't want a Foot Spa or George Foreman Fat Free Grill I want one of those Genuine all natural , enviromentally friendly diswasher safe MML Boob Hat Head Massager Thingies I saw featured on www.greenguysboard.com

Mate I assure you that you Will not be able to keep up to customer demand once word gets out.

Matter of fact I want to preorder one right now

Second thoughts make that two ,I just thought of something else that I might enjoy being massaged by the boob hat

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