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2009-06-28, 02:35 PM | #1 |
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Billy Mays is dead at 50
Famous TV pitchman Bally Mays is dead at 50.
Is it weird that this makes me sadder than Jacko or Farrah dying this week? Could you imagine Billy Mays doing an TV commercial for your adult website? "And if you call in the next thirty minutes, we will EXTEND this offer to this premium website from THIRTY DAYS at only 19.99 to SIXTY DAYS at the introductory rate of only FIVE DOLLARS! You heard me. And if you sign up for our Special Yearly One Time rate of 179.00 we will send you our special Sex Toy Pick of the Week! Just pay shipping and handling." The sales would have rocked. |
2009-06-28, 02:36 PM | #2 |
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Holy Shit . . Billy Mays is Dead!
Just damn
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2009-06-28, 02:42 PM | #3 |
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Death Sucks
But wow was he fucking annoying as hell. What's up with so many deaths this week? |
2009-06-28, 02:54 PM | #4 |
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WOOOOOW!!!! I JUST SAW HIM ON CONAN THE OTHER NIGHT. THAT'S AMAZZZING!
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2009-06-28, 02:57 PM | #5 |
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I merged the two Billy Mays is dead threads.
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2009-06-28, 03:00 PM | #6 |
I can now put whatever you want in this space :)
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Vince probably choked him with a shamwow. Its a good thing Billy Mays wouldnt fit in the slapchop.
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2009-06-28, 08:05 PM | #7 |
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bad week to be famous
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2009-06-29, 01:56 AM | #8 |
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2009-06-29, 03:53 AM | #9 |
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I bet it was the sham-wow guy who did it!
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2009-06-29, 08:36 AM | #10 |
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I'm always late to the party
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2009-06-29, 08:40 AM | #11 |
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RIP to all who died this week. Lets not forget Ed Mcmahon... Guess he wont be knocking on my door with a check any time soon.
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2009-06-29, 02:59 PM | #12 |
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If he does.... run
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2009-06-29, 03:20 PM | #13 |
Are you sure this is the Sci-Fi Convention? It's full of nerds!
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This year is taking lots of famous people. Really sad.
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2009-06-29, 03:57 PM | #14 |
What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
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Why Billy Mays died is MJ needed a good pitch man to get himself into heaven
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2009-06-29, 05:26 PM | #15 |
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never heard of him before
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2009-06-30, 02:39 AM | #16 |
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That's sad, he was from around my area. I guess we'll have to get someone else to sell Oxi Clean and Hercules Hooks.
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MadHatter and I were talking about that, he is probably pitching all kinds of stuff up in heaven. He was obnoxious in the commercials, but after finding outtakes from commercials on youtube, he looked like he'd be a lot of fun to know. RIP
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2009-07-03, 04:54 PM | #18 |
Women might be able to fake orgasms But men can fake whole relationships
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2009-07-03, 05:32 PM | #19 |
Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless
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death really seems fashionable these days
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2009-07-03, 06:34 PM | #20 |
Internet! Is that thing still around?
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50 doesn't seem to be a good age.. bernie mac, michael jackson, and now billy mays all dead at 50.
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