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Old 2005-11-05, 11:57 AM   #1
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9 days and counting...
My wife is leaving later in the week and I will be alone eating bacon sandwiches for about a week. Of course, within that week, I will be traveling to see my new Grandson.
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Old 2005-11-10, 06:05 PM   #2
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Wow - congrats to you and your family Jim! There's nothing like a brand new baby... I'm so happy for you all!

Take it easy on those bacon sandwiches though - lol
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Old 2005-11-10, 10:02 PM   #3
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Congratulations!

I know I have a new Niece and it is awesome! Although, I am pretty sure she is possessed - When she is sleeping in your arms, she doesn't close her eyes all the way and her eyes roll in to the back of her head - Way Creepy! on top of that she make these moaning almost growling sounds. Good Luck Mom and Dad when she gets older.
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Old 2005-11-11, 10:40 AM   #4
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Myself and my kids all sleep with our eyes about 1/2 way open. I could never use those contact lenses that you sleep with because they would dry out at night.

Only 3 days left until The Boy is born.
2 days until my wife is gone and I am eating bacon sandwiches.
I still have no idea when I am leaving. But I know my wife will be gone for a week at least. That's going to suck.
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Old 2005-11-11, 08:56 PM   #5
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Originally Posted by Jim

Only 3 days left until The Boy is born.
2 days until my wife is gone and I am eating bacon sandwiches.
Could always make a big batch of chili!

Hope the C-section goes well, and soon you will be changing diapers again.

Hmmmm, changing diapers
Perhaps you ought to make a small batch of chili for what's left over might not look too appetizing in a few days
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Old 2005-11-13, 09:31 AM   #6
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