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2007-09-16, 07:25 AM | #1 |
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Good Football Sunday
Morning
It's looking like a day of house maintenance and football. Sometimes I hate living in a 100+ year old house |
2007-09-16, 07:37 AM | #2 |
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Good Morning,
Looking forward to the Lions winning today. Have a great Sunday everybody! |
2007-09-16, 07:41 AM | #3 |
The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep
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Happy Football Sunday
I actually feel kinda normal this morning, which is a change from my normal I might do a little work this morning - maybe get some links done for MML since he's on a mini-vacation. But then, it's time to watch my Bills get the shit beat out of them by the Steelers |
2007-09-16, 07:47 AM | #4 |
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Good morning all. I have no idea why I am up early but the coffee is brewing and I'm looking forward to some good football games today.
Go Cowboys |
2007-09-16, 08:12 AM | #5 |
Mean people suck, nice people swallow, are you mean or nice?
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Auburn sucks....
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2007-09-16, 08:46 AM | #6 |
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Mornin' y'all,
My condolences to Notre Dame fans. is on, help yourself... |
2007-09-16, 08:49 AM | #7 |
If heaven ain't alot like Dixie, I ain't goin!
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Goooooood Morning!
Got a belly full of seafood, ears full of good ol Mississippi Hippy Blues, and head full of buzz last night. Good times, good times. I feel a good dose of football and reefer blowing in out of the South, so by 3 o'clock I should have a good appetite for the country style ribs, tater salad, baked beans, and chocolate cream pie I'm cooking for the game. If anybody needs me, I'll be stoned and sprawled on the couch for the majority of the day. Have a Magnaordinarily stupenditacularly fucking special day! Who Dat?
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2007-09-16, 09:21 AM | #8 | |
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2007-09-16, 09:27 AM | #9 |
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Good Morning Everyone
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2007-09-16, 09:50 AM | #10 |
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Happy football and hot sex day!
Have a great one all |
2007-09-16, 09:52 AM | #11 |
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Good morning
Not much here at all so have a good one! |
2007-09-16, 10:14 AM | #12 | |
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Morning..
I can't wait until tomorrow to get the Alan Greenspan book. I heard he really rags the current administration. This is a man who farts and the market rose or fell depending on how much it wafted. |fart| Not much today -- we're supposed to go to the Vegas version of the San Gennaro festival this morning with one of my ATL son's friends. We'll see if it really happens. mmm I can almost taste those grilled sausage and peppers now. Otherwise it's back to work. Have a Quote:
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2007-09-16, 10:16 AM | #13 |
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On Thursday, both of my brothers-in-law were involved in a construction accident, leaving one with a broker rib and beat up face (he was ugly anyway) and the other one, the lovable one, has one crushed vertebra, two other broken vertebrae, a cracked sacrum, and 3 cracks on his pelvis. Luckily, there was no injury to his spinal cord. They were putting up 60 foot roof trusses when either a truss failed or the crane fucked up, causing 15-20 of the already installed trusses to collapse in a domino effect. Fortunately, they only weigh 600 lbs each, so you barely feel them when they land on you and break apart. Being the ass that I am, told his wife that she should be happy that he didn't break any toes because I heard that a broken toe really hurts. |clown| (For those of you who follow my life saga, the heavily injured one is the guy I was helping to complete his house over the winter.)
As if his suffering isn't already unbearable, they want me to bring my clippers to the hospital and cut his hair since I cut my own. You've seen my hair, right? I don't mind making him bald, but how do you cut the hair of a guy who can't sit up for the next two months? So that's where I'll be spending much of my day. I've been trying to keep his wife laughing because she's obviously stressing over the immediate future. Of course, the other brother-in-law, who was a sanctimonious prick even before he was born again, likes to remind us that there is nothing funny about this and how much worse this could have been. [Let me tell you something about what could have been, about what might have happened - it's all shit. Yes, he could have been paralyzed or dead. But he's not. He'll be just fine. Why people must dwell on what could have happened is beyond me. It's all a fucking fiction. You could have choked on dinner last night or been flattened by a meteorite, but you weren't. So why wake up this morning worrying about how close you came to your end? Just be happy that you don't have any broken toes.]
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2007-09-16, 10:23 AM | #14 |
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Getting ready to get out of bed here soon....
Doing the gym thing this morning and then just another day of pounding on the keyboard planned. |
2007-09-16, 12:02 PM | #15 |
...and since we know an end will come it makes our living so much fun
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Good day all...
UW, it is terrible, I am so sorry to hear that. Good to know that at least you are ok. (well except the haircut but that won't hurt much). |
2007-09-16, 12:18 PM | #16 |
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Morning!
I just rolled out of bed, hubby has the day off to watch football so we've been playing this morning. Now I'm in a count down to watch the Bucs beat the Saints Sorry about your family accident Useless hope they are back on their feet soon. Big screen, HD, beer, good company, and FOOTBALL life is too good to me today. Enjoy your Sunday all |
2007-09-16, 12:54 PM | #17 |
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Pull your chin strap tight cause somebodies going to get hit! Go Titans!
Go Falcons! Kentucky Wildcats made me some nice cash and suspect they might be the team to ride this year . . . then again I might be wrong Have a groovy day PS. Hope all goes well for your bro-in-laws "U Dub"
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2007-09-16, 01:14 PM | #18 | |
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UW good luck with the head shaving in a hospital bed, that sounds like a load of fun. |
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2007-09-16, 01:23 PM | #19 | |
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Cutting all your hair off is something I wish I had done before I went into the hospital (washing the vomit out of my beard was a real hassle) Also call bullshit if the Doctors try to tell your family that the morphine pump is the best they can do for pain, dalaudid is like 6 times more powerful and doesn't make you puke. I'm feeling lazy today (lazier than usual) so I think a day of football is on the agenda
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2007-09-16, 02:25 PM | #20 |
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Shit UW that sounds damn painful. Good to hear they'll both recover though. Broke my tailbone once and it hurt for about a year afterwards.
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