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Someone Turn Off The Damn Heat!
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: The Sewer....err.philly i mean
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The End Is Here! Happy Rapture Day :)
May 21st
 The quakes come in about 11hours from this post   Time to go to hell  Cu when I wake up
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2011-05-21, 07:07 AM
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That which does not kill us, will try, try again.
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Conch Republic
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Good (last) morning world
 Well, today's the day and I can't wait. I think it would be a most excellent world if all the 'true believers' get sucked up to cloud nine by their zombie lord today. Looking forward to the "After the Rapture" parties. P.S. In case we do have one, here's a link to the CDC's Zombie Apocalypse preparedness pages. .
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2011-05-21, 07:52 AM
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Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Southeast Florida
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Damn I was looking for to looting a mansion or two of the chosen today but sadly it looks like we are still stuck with all the religious nut jobs amongst us sinners.
Not sure if it is a good idea or not (leg is still having issues) but we are meeting up with a friend this morning to go kayaking on Westlake Park by launching from Holland Park. If I see anyone floating from the lake up into the sky or anything I'll be sure to Tweet about it. Might even get some work done later today after kayaking. |
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2011-05-21, 07:53 AM
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Life is good
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Ottawa, Canada
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Good morning
Been up since 6am for some reason. Lots to do today, gotta clean the pool for the first time this year, get the ride on mower going and mow the lawn then probably clean the pool again as my daughter is having a pool party this afternoon. Other than that it's a bank run and maybe some hockey in there this afternoon. |
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2011-05-21, 10:48 AM
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"Young dumb and full of cum"
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Porn Valley
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Rapture lol
Who really believed that? Just sounded silly. Hope everyone has a good day. Hopefully we are all alive!
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2011-05-21, 03:42 PM
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wtfwjd?
Join Date: May 2007
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2011-05-21, 03:49 PM
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The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo)
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Good Rapture Saturday Peoples
My 2 running jokes today have been: 1 - Does God observe Daylight Savings Time? If not, Rapture postponed til 7 PM 2 - Does God observe Leap Years? If not, Rapture postponed til November 2012 (just in time for the elections) Seeing as I am an Ordained Minister, I plan to absolve myself of all my sins just before 6 PM (and then again every 5 minutes) just to be on the safe side. Until then, it's hockey for me |
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2011-05-21, 04:36 PM
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Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Southeast Florida
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2011-05-21, 08:08 PM
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Shift Out / X-On
Join Date: Jul 2007
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2011-05-21, 08:33 PM
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Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Southeast Florida
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I'm kind of disappointed. I was out in the middle of a lake for hours today and never got sucked up into the sky and or struck down by a bolt of lightning.
Oh well... back to selling porn in purgatory. |
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2011-05-21, 11:28 PM
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Women might be able to fake orgasms But men can fake whole relationships
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Fort Lauderdale, Fl
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Actually the Rapture happend but only a handful of people were sin free
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