Hairy Beaver - my wife Sarah Elizabeth

[frankthetank]

Originally Posted by Dr Bizzaro

Can a mod move this post to GFY please.

that´s what I thought... |cool|

[2bet]

Originally Posted by Surfn

She would probably give it up for some Cheetos

i would save my cheetos

[Verbal]

Originally Posted by swedguy

I'd do it..... with a machete, mosquito spray, wader boots and safety goggles.

lmao.. damn you swedguy, I just spit coffee all over my desk!

[Greenguy]

I'm thinking it smells as good as it looks

[spookyx]

I bet that would be a good place for Jim to keep his dogs when he wanted to step out.

[swedguy]

AHHHHH Now I know what it is!

It's where they were shooting "Lost", right?










Sorry, just had to bring it to the top again

[Kenny B!]

You guys are going to give FurryGirl a complex!

[furrygirl]

Originally Posted by Kenny B!

You guys are going to give FurryGirl a complex!

People bashing hairy/fat/old women is such a cliche, it isn't even register with me any more. I mean, shit, it takes such a brilliant creative mind to point out that a chick is hairy/fat/old! It's so daringly original and shocking- everyone who hates on hairy/fat/old women deserves their own HBO special to share their unique witty observations with the world! *rolls eyes*

[urb]

Personally I do like old, fat, hairy women.

It's women falling asleep at bedtime that I don't like.

[Chop Smith]

Loosen up! It is all in fun.

When I was growing up, razors had not been invented and everyone was hairy. On a good windy day, I could get an erection by just walking down the street.

[furrygirl]

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

Loosen up! It is all in fun.

I know, I'm a humorless loser: I'll never understand the wild amounts of fun some people derive from picking apart others based on their looks.

[Greenguy]

Originally Posted by furrygirl

I know, I'm a humorless loser: I'll never understand the wild amounts of fun some people derive from picking apart others based on their looks.

Just remember....we're only building off what this dim-whit said about his wife

[Cleo]

Personally I find my ever fattening ass to be a great source comfort especially when I have to sit on those had bus benches waiting for the bus to McDonalds.

I have a hairy bush too. It isn't that I want a hairy bush but it is just too hard to hold my belly up so that I can get to it and shave it.

Off to cook a big fat steak and potatoes and go to bed…

[Agent]

Thanks for the pics. My roomate doesn't know it yet but she needs a new desktop background.

[Useless]

What would Primus say?

Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver
And she shows it off to all her friends.
One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her,
So she caged him up with cyclone fence.
Along came lou with the old baboon
And said "recognize that smell?"
"smells like seven layers,
That beaver eats taco bell."
Now rex he was a texan out of new orleans
And he travelled with the carnival shows.
He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars
And he candied up his nose.
He got wind of the big brown beaver
So he though he'd take himself a peek,
But the beaver was quick
And grabbed him by the kiwis.
Now he ain't pissed for a week.
(and a half!)
Now wynona took her big brown beaver,
And she stuck him up in the air.
Said "i sure do love this big brown beaver
And i wish i did have a pair."
Now the beaver onces slept for seven days
And it gave us all an awful fright.
So i tickled his chin and i gave him a pinch
And the bastard tried to bite me.
Wynona loved her big brown beaver
And she stroked him all the time.
She pricked her finger one day and it
Occurred to her she might have a porcupine.

[Righteous]

I think you want to post those at wifelovers.com, you might find
what you are looking for.

[Greenguy]

Originally Posted by Cleo

...I have a hairy bush too. It isn't that I want a hairy bush but it is just too hard to hold my belly up so that I can get to it and shave it.…

I believe the technical term for that is a "bunt" or "gunt"

[sue-fl]

Originally Posted by Cleo

Personally I find my ever fattening ass to be a great source comfort especially when I have to sit on those had bus benches waiting for the bus to McDonalds.

I have a hairy bush too. It isn't that I want a hairy bush but it is just too hard to hold my belly up so that I can get to it and shave it.

Off to cook a big fat steak and potatoes and go to bed…

OMG Cleo I almost fell out of my chair laughing on that one about holding your belly up.

I'm not into waxing, or shaving mine either. Hubby doesn't like nubs down there. It just gets a nice trimming...

[bluemoney]

There are advantages to having a hairy bush. Just think of the money saved in Dental Floss.

Props to UW for the Primus reference