Marketing Terms Defined For Women

Linkster · 2005-11-15, 01:55 PM

You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
- That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in bed."
- That's Advertising.

You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
- That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You get up and straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I," and reach up to straighten his tie brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
- That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."
- That's Brand Recognition.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him into going home with your friend.
- That's a Sales Rep.

Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.
- That's Tech Support.

You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated toward the center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"
- That's Spam.

binxgook · 2005-11-15, 02:12 PM

ponygirl · 2005-11-15, 03:15 PM

LOL that's hilarious - thanks!

Righteous · 2005-11-16, 08:26 AM

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him into going home and screw his brains out. The very next day he buys you a car.
- That's a conversion.

docholly · 2005-11-16, 08:38 AM

LMAO..

that's so funny...

*forwards to her student advisor at Stern*..

MrYum · 2005-11-16, 08:58 AM

Great stuff Linkster...thanks!

RedCherry · 2005-11-16, 11:53 AM

Thank's Linkster, that was funny!

Fetishlady · 2005-11-16, 01:31 PM

that is so funny!

2005-11-15, 01:55 PM	#1
Linkster NO! Im not a female - but being a dragon, I do eat them. Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sex Delta Posts: 5,084	Marketing Terms Defined For Women You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." - That's Direct Marketing. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in bed." - That's Advertising. You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." - That's Telemarketing. You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You get up and straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I," and reach up to straighten his tie brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." - That's Public Relations. You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed." - That's Brand Recognition. You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him into going home with your friend. - That's a Sales Rep. Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you. - That's Tech Support. You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated toward the center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!" - That's Spam. __________________ Pussy Chompers Porn Links NSCash

2005-11-15, 03:15 PM	#3
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2005-11-16, 08:38 AM	#5
docholly Nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Sin-City USA Posts: 4,973	LMAO.. that's so funny... forwards to her student advisor at Stern.. __________________ Support Indie Porn Sites OMGoddess You know you need some Bling!!

2005-11-16, 08:58 AM	#6
MrYum Arghhhh...submit yer sites ya ruddy swabs! Join Date: May 2004 Location: Sunny Florida! Posts: 5,108	Great stuff Linkster...thanks! __________________ Porno Flixxx Submissions SOTI Site Submissions Free Porn Resource Submissions

2005-11-16, 11:53 AM	#7
RedCherry Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Middle of the Desert, Pahrump, NV Posts: 3,187	Thank's Linkster, that was funny! __________________ Our 3D Comics and Props on Renderotica

2005-11-15, 02:12 PM	#2
binxgook My big ole' fat baby loves to eat Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Minnesota Posts: 689

2005-11-16, 08:26 AM	#4
Righteous A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one! Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 58	You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him into going home and screw his brains out. The very next day he buys you a car. - That's a conversion.

2005-11-16, 01:31 PM	#8
Fetishlady Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 154	that is so funny! __________________ ADD HUGE CASH TO YOUR WALLET NOW! ICQ: 223034292