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Who needs a giggle?
A guy is in line at the supermarket when he notices that a rather dishy
blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him. He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says "Sorry, do you know me?" She replies, "I may be mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children." His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful. "Holy crap," he says, "Are you that stripper from my bachelor party that I screwed on the pool table in front of all my friends while your girlfriend whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my ass?" "No," she replies, "I'm your son's English teacher. |
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2005-11-29, 11:41 AM
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If you don’t take a chance the Angels won’t dance
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Earth on occasion
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LMFAO
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2005-11-29, 01:02 PM
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You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Florida
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 that one is a keeper!! I'll be e-mailing that to friends up north today!! |
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2005-11-29, 01:02 PM
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Jim? I heard he's a dirty pornographer.
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Washington, DC
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That one surprised me which doesn't happen often. Thank you
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2005-11-29, 01:05 PM
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You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
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LOL that was great thanks!!
Jim
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2005-11-29, 01:21 PM
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Lonewolf Internet Sales
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Houston
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ROFLMAOPMP
Best chuckle I had in ages. |
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2005-11-29, 01:40 PM
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The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo)
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2005-11-29, 02:06 PM
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Life is good
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Ottawa, Canada
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Hahaha, very funny!!!
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2005-11-29, 02:17 PM
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Arghhhh...submit yer sites ya ruddy swabs!
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Sunny Florida!
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2005-11-29, 02:29 PM
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Kodak Ghosts Run Amok
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Hobbs End
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That one rates
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2005-11-29, 02:39 PM
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Rock stars ... is there anything they don't know?
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Montreal
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That was funny!
I will try to translate the joke in french see if I can actually say it. Actaully, yes, It can work
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2005-11-29, 02:55 PM
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Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button
Join Date: Nov 2005
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that's hilarious emmanuelle. lol
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