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Old 2008-03-30, 08:58 AM   #1
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Everyone remembers....

UW's love for bikes..Im sure everyone does...well this guy has taken it a step above...he is bangin his picnic table..they believe it was the umbrella hole.

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Old 2008-03-30, 09:06 AM   #2
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Now THAT is bizarre. His dick must be sore as hell.
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Old 2008-03-30, 09:38 AM   #3
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Old 2008-03-30, 03:47 PM   #4
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Fabulous....kind of puts a whole new spin on "Morning Wood"
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Old 2008-03-31, 02:46 AM   #5
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Whats wrong in fucking picnic table (despite of being mentally sick or having bizarre fantasies) - you can buy and fuck rubber-doll but you can get jailed for fucking your own bike or table?

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Old 2008-03-31, 11:12 AM   #6
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Brings new meaning to the term "Getting Wood".
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Old 2008-03-31, 02:43 PM   #7
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Wow I have seen it all now
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Old 2008-04-02, 12:37 PM   #8
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that was really strange..
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Old 2008-04-02, 02:02 PM   #9
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Whats wrong in fucking picnic table (despite of being mentally sick or having bizarre fantasies) - you can buy and fuck rubber-doll but you can get jailed for fucking your own bike or table?
Yeah... I could kind of see it if it was a horny young teen sneaking around and putting his dick in any hole he could find. But a 40 year old man doing it mid day in his yard?|shocking| He must have wanted people to watch him do it too.

The charges were probably indecent exposer or something like that.
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