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Old 2005-04-19, 06:52 AM   #1
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Funny Homer Simpson

Homer : You know, when I was a boy, I really wanted a catcher's mitt, but my dad wouldn't get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. [cheerily] The doctor thought I might have brain damage.

Bart : Dad, what's the point of this story?

Homer : I like stories.
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Old 2005-04-19, 08:11 AM   #2
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Old 2005-04-20, 01:05 PM   #3
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Old 2005-04-20, 01:25 PM   #4
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Plenty of good Homer Quotes. Just in case you didn't notice, every message under your name is a Homer Quote
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Old 2005-04-20, 01:39 PM   #5
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"Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain
 
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When did homer say "If anyone can fuck up the gathering of a bell, it's Johnny"


cocksucker....
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Old 2005-04-20, 03:47 PM   #6
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Homer the best
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Old 2005-04-20, 09:40 PM   #7
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Old 2005-04-21, 02:02 AM   #8
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Homer is funny but he's no Chief Wiggum..
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