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2005-04-19, 06:52 AM | #1 |
Oh no, I'm sweating like Roger Ebert
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Funny Homer Simpson
Homer : You know, when I was a boy, I really wanted a catcher's mitt, but my dad wouldn't get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. [cheerily] The doctor thought I might have brain damage.
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2005-04-19, 08:11 AM | #2 |
Let me have it! Traffic is what I mean...ImLive.com $$$
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LOL
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2005-04-20, 01:05 PM | #3 |
Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless
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Homer rocks!
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2005-04-20, 01:25 PM | #4 |
Banned
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Plenty of good Homer Quotes. Just in case you didn't notice, every message under your name is a Homer Quote
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2005-04-20, 01:39 PM | #5 |
"Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain
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When did homer say "If anyone can fuck up the gathering of a bell, it's Johnny"
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2005-04-20, 03:47 PM | #6 |
Lord help me, I'm just not that bright
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Homer the best
LOL
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2005-04-20, 09:40 PM | #7 |
Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some tang it would be you
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Hehehe... Homer Rocks
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2005-04-21, 02:02 AM | #8 |
feeling a bit better
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Homer is funny but he's no Chief Wiggum..
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