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Old 2009-07-30, 10:43 PM   #26
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I was going to post this in another thread, but I've decided not to.

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Old 2009-07-30, 10:44 PM   #27
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Does that mean we can have a bunch of "would you hit it?" threads?










I'd hit it
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Old 2009-07-31, 11:44 PM   #28
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How about this picture of "Wicked Sexy" Liz from AEBN I took last year in Atlanta!

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Old 2009-08-01, 02:21 AM   #29
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Cleo, whoever has the raft in their living room must be prepping for hurricane season.



Hey Blue, best pic so far!
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Old 2009-08-01, 03:03 AM   #30
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The zoo used to have something like this .js in the forum <head> for over sized images i think, to keep things tidy.

PHP Code:
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scr11111pt type="text/javascript"
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resizeImages() { 
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Have replace the i with 11111 in the start and end script type= and script.
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Old 2009-08-01, 06:02 AM   #31
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I think we should limit it to Chit Chat
There is the odd occasion where it would be useful in the more serious boards for posts like "Help, every time I upload a new page to my site it comes out like this: (image of screenshot)".

Actually, using the function like that on the serious boards is probably a better use of it than posting pictures of knitted toys riding sheep etc.
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Old 2009-08-01, 11:24 AM   #32
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Can you set image posting permissions according to member stats? Older members or members with higher post counts would get image posting privileges, while new members or those with low post counts do not. It seems like that would address the potential problem with spam.
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Old 2009-08-01, 12:16 PM   #33
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Old 2009-08-01, 12:29 PM   #34
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Cleo, whoever has the raft in their living room must be prepping for hurricane season.
Doesn't everyone have an inflated raft in their living room?
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Old 2009-08-01, 01:40 PM   #35
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^^^^

I prefer an AeroBed but I guess an inflatable raft will do the trick
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Old 2009-08-01, 01:50 PM   #36
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Doesn't everyone have an inflated raft in their living room?
Considering the amount of flooding we have had in Britain in the last year it would probably be a good idea over here. Particularly in Norfolk (Norfolk UK) where the government's idea on global warming is to let most of the county (over 100 square miles) become one big lagoon. Conservative estimates put that as happening within 20 years.

My dad has got a holiday home up there, right on the coast, so it will be first to go. Unfortunately he sold his raft about twelve years ago when he realised he had not used it in many years, and had got to the age when he doubted he ever would.
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Old 2009-08-01, 01:56 PM   #37
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The worst part is right after I finished inflating and then deflating the raft by hand the cordless electric pump arrived in the mail.
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Old 2009-08-01, 02:16 PM   #38
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Look on the bright side, at least you used a hand pump. It could have been worse, if you blew up the raft yourself.
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Old 2009-08-01, 02:52 PM   #39
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Could always fill it with nitrous oxide and have a deflating party.
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Old 2009-08-01, 03:03 PM   #40
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Doesn't everyone have an inflated raft in their living room?
Inflated yes! . . . . . Raft, not exactly
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Old 2009-08-01, 03:20 PM   #41
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Oh damn, we could have just bought two FoxyAngel dolls instead of a raft.
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Old 2009-08-01, 08:07 PM   #42
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is all I have to say.
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Old 2009-08-03, 08:17 AM   #43
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Blue, you are - and always have been - far too nice to me *blushing*

Greenie, I like your "only in chit chat" idea -- massive program spam pix get you space in time out!
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Old 2009-08-03, 08:28 AM   #44
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This has always appealed to my twisted sense of humor

Odd it worked when I just checked it. I think Cleo is right and i have to make some .htaccess amendments.

I pulled the image for now. I will re post it later when i feel better.

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Old 2009-08-03, 08:32 AM   #45
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This has always appealed to my twisted sense of humor

Someone needs to fix their htaccess.
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Old 2009-08-03, 08:39 AM   #46
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Do I need to allow gg&j in my htaccess somewhere? I don't see a fault from my end but the image may be cached on the pc.
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Old 2009-08-03, 08:41 AM   #47
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Yes.
Everyone but you is seeing a broken image.
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Old 2009-08-03, 10:57 AM   #48
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Yeah if you add GGnJ to the htaccess should have no issues..well with the image anyway hahaha
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Old 2009-08-03, 07:27 PM   #49
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How about this picture of "Wicked Sexy" Liz from AEBN I took last year in Atlanta!

You must of enjoyed taking that pic bluemoney, "Wicked Sexy" indeed!

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