Fucking Mail Man Bastard

Mr Exotic · 2008-01-16, 10:08 AM

God damn, I have got a mess on my hands all thanks to my old mail man. I'm in the process of moving all my stuff out of my old house, I'm not over there every single day, but at least 3-4 times a week finishing up moving. I always would just get my mail whenever I would go over there. I hadnt put in a mail forward to my new address since I was still going to the old place and picking up my mail. Well sometime last week I quit getting mail, I was like that is odd, I usually never go a day or 2 without mail and yesterday made it a week. So today I go down to the post office to wonder what the heck is going on and they tell me this. If your mail man believes that the house has been vacated he can have all your mail returned to sender. I got pretty shitty with the lady at the desk and was like you have gotta be kidding me, I'm still over there almost every other day. She just says sorry, its totally up to the carrier's own descretion and hands me the form to have my mail forwarded to my new address.

So now I have several hundred dollars out there floating around that has been returned to sender. Just got done emailing all the sponsors that I believe I may have missed their checks. Hopefully the sponsors will work with me and just send the check back to my new address as quick and effortlessly as possible. I'm not a rich man and missing these several hundred dollars is royally fucking me over on some bills that are due.

God damn I'm pissed at the fucking mail man.

Jim · 2008-01-16, 10:19 AM

Some mailmen just suck. I swear I lost a bunch of mail just before Christmas with a part time mailman and am in the same boat as you regarding checks.

Years ago, I had a big dog named John. He stayed in our fenced in yard most of the day. After a few times of the mailman going through the gate to get a drink from my hose, John ran towards him barking. I had to go to court and move John out of town so they wouldn't kill him.

I have no love for any mail delivery people.

Greenguy · 2008-01-16, 03:33 PM

That's fucking insane! I can see if you were letting the mail pile up, but fuck me.

(and I thought I had it bad with my mailbox being the 2nd last one on the driver's route, meaning that my deliveries often arrive after dark)

Agent · 2008-01-17, 08:12 PM

I'm sure my mail man thinks I'm the community porn addict. I keep getting my issues of Klixxx so battered the envelope is open. Once it was so bad the post office had to put it in a special bag to keep the magazine from falling out as it passed further through the postal system. Another time I got a promotional magazine in the mail with a big fat "Warning: Adult Material Inside" stamped on the outside.

Just this past Christmas I got an xmas card from a sponsor. Nice card. But they put the name of the Affiliate Program on the envelope instead the name of the parent company (like they usually do with cheques.) It was funny, but again, I'm sure everyone at the post office rolled their eyes.

T Pat · 2008-01-17, 11:45 PM

I sent Kaktusan a coffee table book on Arizona cactus and some packets of cactus seeds last summer for a graduation present.
It turns out that mail men in Bulgaria are less than honest,
I'll take incompetent over dishonest any day of the week

2008-01-16, 10:08 AM	#1
Mr Exotic rifuckingdiculous Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Cornfield in Indiana Posts: 532	Fucking Mail Man Bastard God damn, I have got a mess on my hands all thanks to my old mail man. I'm in the process of moving all my stuff out of my old house, I'm not over there every single day, but at least 3-4 times a week finishing up moving. I always would just get my mail whenever I would go over there. I hadnt put in a mail forward to my new address since I was still going to the old place and picking up my mail. Well sometime last week I quit getting mail, I was like that is odd, I usually never go a day or 2 without mail and yesterday made it a week. So today I go down to the post office to wonder what the heck is going on and they tell me this. If your mail man believes that the house has been vacated he can have all your mail returned to sender. I got pretty shitty with the lady at the desk and was like you have gotta be kidding me, I'm still over there almost every other day. She just says sorry, its totally up to the carrier's own descretion and hands me the form to have my mail forwarded to my new address. So now I have several hundred dollars out there floating around that has been returned to sender. Just got done emailing all the sponsors that I believe I may have missed their checks. Hopefully the sponsors will work with me and just send the check back to my new address as quick and effortlessly as possible. I'm not a rich man and missing these several hundred dollars is royally fucking me over on some bills that are due. God damn I'm pissed at the fucking mail man. __________________ Submit Free Sites/Galleries

2008-01-16, 03:33 PM	#3
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2008-01-17, 08:12 PM	#4
Agent You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 631	I'm sure my mail man thinks I'm the community porn addict. I keep getting my issues of Klixxx so battered the envelope is open. Once it was so bad the post office had to put it in a special bag to keep the magazine from falling out as it passed further through the postal system. Another time I got a promotional magazine in the mail with a big fat "Warning: Adult Material Inside" stamped on the outside. Just this past Christmas I got an xmas card from a sponsor. Nice card. But they put the name of the Affiliate Program on the envelope instead the name of the parent company (like they usually do with cheques.) It was funny, but again, I'm sure everyone at the post office rolled their eyes. __________________ Brihana.com

2008-01-17, 11:45 PM	#5
T Pat You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Paridise Posts: 3,244	I sent Kaktusan a coffee table book on Arizona cactus and some packets of cactus seeds last summer for a graduation present. It turns out that mail men in Bulgaria are less than honest, I'll take incompetent over dishonest any day of the week __________________ How To Keep An Asshole In Suspense I'll Tell You Later

2008-01-16, 10:19 AM	#2
Jim Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mohawk, New York Posts: 19,477	Some mailmen just suck. I swear I lost a bunch of mail just before Christmas with a part time mailman and am in the same boat as you regarding checks. Years ago, I had a big dog named John. He stayed in our fenced in yard most of the day. After a few times of the mailman going through the gate to get a drink from my hose, John ran towards him barking. I had to go to court and move John out of town so they wouldn't kill him. I have no love for any mail delivery people.