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Old 2007-05-04, 08:48 PM   #1
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Paris Hilton Gets 45 Days

A judge sentenced Paris Hilton to 45 days in jail Friday for violating her probation, putting the brakes on the hotel heiress's famous high life.

As a city prosecutor said during closing arguments that Hilton deserved jail time, Hilton's mother, Kathy, laughed. When the judge ruled, Kathy Hilton then blurted out: "May I have your autograph?"
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Old 2007-05-05, 12:19 AM   #2
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"Paris in Prison" will make a great lesbian porn title.
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Old 2007-05-05, 05:02 AM   #3
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damn... the sentence should have been. "naked at spooky's house for 45 days"
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Old 2007-05-05, 06:38 AM   #4
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Best news i've heard in a long time
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Old 2007-05-05, 07:02 AM   #5
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I wonder how long she will actually do. That woman from "Lost" only did a few hours because of overcrowding.
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Old 2007-05-05, 08:54 AM   #6
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maybe that will keep her skinny ass out of vegas for a few hours.
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Old 2007-05-05, 08:58 AM   #7
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Paris is about to find out that reality TV isn't all that real.
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Old 2007-05-05, 09:04 AM   #8
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i think that this kind of women some times do not good thinks and it is good that she is there. She need to think a little what she is doing in her car.
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Old 2007-05-05, 01:26 PM   #9
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Shame it wasn't here, she would of got 9 months for disqualified driving.

Celebs seem to think they're above the law.
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Old 2007-05-05, 03:56 PM   #10
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"Paris in Prison" will make a great lesbian porn title.
Well she will probably end up at one those executive places.

Besides we already know she's Bi from her tapes/storage, and the Simple Life may have been a warmup.
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Old 2007-05-05, 05:56 PM   #11
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Dumb as a douche bag always comes to mind when I hear the name Paris Hilton.
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Old 2007-05-06, 08:03 AM   #12
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According to reports from the Associated Press and the L.A. Times:
  • Paris will be serving the time in the county jail - no hotel for her
  • Paris showed up for court 15 minutes late
  • Paris claimed "she didn't know her license was suspended"
  • Paris asserted she signs anything she's given. She's too busy to read anything
  • Her lawyers claim they will collect more of her money filing a pointless appeal

For some reason I've found myself paying more attention to this story than most. I guess it just seems like she's flaunting who she is so much ... she deserves the time more than most people.

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Old 2007-05-06, 10:29 AM   #13
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"Paris in Prison" will make a great lesbian porn title.
paris banged by some big babes with strapons
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Old 2007-05-06, 01:07 PM   #14
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What about

"Paris Hilton Gets 4 to 5 a day" for a new porn title?
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Old 2007-05-10, 08:52 PM   #15
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then she will write a book (umm, hire someone to write it for her) about her jail time and probably will make few Mils from the whole story
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Old 2007-05-12, 06:17 PM   #16
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she will get in jail and cry like hell
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Old 2007-06-07, 09:37 AM   #17
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She's out
http://www.tmz.com/2007/06/07/paris-hilton-free-woman/
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Old 2007-06-07, 09:45 AM   #18
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At least she had a cavity search
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Old 2007-06-07, 09:47 AM   #20
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And what the hell are you doing reading TMZ?
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Old 2007-06-07, 10:25 AM   #21
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What a scam, anyone else would of been banged up for the full term.

I wouldn't mind being confined to her house for 40 days.
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Old 2007-06-07, 11:40 AM   #22
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wow. Can't believe she is out already. No picture of her in jail either. Lame. All so very lame.
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Old 2007-06-07, 12:04 PM   #23
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Maybe jail will do her good
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Old 2007-06-07, 12:57 PM   #24
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Out because of a medical condition. What the hell kind of medical condition lets you out of jail and not into a hospital?
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Old 2007-06-07, 01:26 PM   #25
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What a scam, anyone else would of been banged up for the full term.

I wouldn't mind being confined to her house for 40 days.
Actually with the over-crowding in the LA county jails most inmates do less than 10% of their sentence. She wasn't given special treatment on her release.

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Maybe jail will do her good
Damn while I hate to stand up for her, she really isn't doing much different than I did at her age except I didn't have rich parents so I couldn't be an international pain in the ass.

Besides, I don't think 3 days in a county jail would have much of an impact on anyone.
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