ClitPass Lives !!!!!

ecchi · 2016-04-30, 12:48 PM

Bet you thought this would never happen, but http://clitpass.com/ is now live again. It is still in temporary form (I call it the beta version of part one) as I threw it together somewhat hurriedly. (OK you may not call 2 months "hurriedly", but I spent a lot of time trying to, unsuccessfully, find the database, and there are 38 HTML pages and two scripts in the beta version, plus a bit of graphic work.)

You still cannot post new sites/galleries because I still cannot find the database, however all galleries/free sites previously submitted are listed. (You may be wondering how I can make it list old sites and galleries when I don't yet know where the database of sites and galleries is located, or even what the database is called or it's password. So I'll tell you how. I can do this because I'm a fucking genius!

) I'll get the submit form done as soon as I can find the bloody database - no point in taking new submissions until I can list them.

Also the listings are a bit random at times. I should also be able to fix that once I have proper control of the database.

Layout and page design will improve with time too, as I said, I threw this together in a hurry. And I will also add the missing pages (only done the listings pages so far, not the other stuff that PC used to have, but that will all come back eventually).

Aimed schedule of improvements:

1) Add a counter/stats script. (Was in such a hurry that I forgot this, but it should not be difficult - should be able to adapt one of my existing scripts, probably do that later today.)

2) Find that bloody database.

3) Create a submit form.

4) Improve the way the listings are listed (more accurate selection, and more than ten per page).

5) Find and add the thumbnails that go with the listings.

6)Redo the text on the index page. (I just copied PC's original from the cached copy at archive.org for most of it, I think PC may have been drunk when he wrote it!)

7)Redo the text on the listing pages. (I created one page, then used "find and replace" for the rest, which makes it look a bit "roman Moroni" in places. Also really want different text on each page, not the same text with different keywords.)

8) Change the adverts so that they are niche specific on each page. (I have just thrown up a few ads for a few books that I publish, without any sorting - And yes, "Mistress Of Planet Dominatrix" is among them!)

9) Split galleries and free sites so that they are listed on separate pages.

10) Add a few new categories.

11) Boost traffic.

12) get drunk then sleep!

These things may not happen in exactly this order (considering doing number twelve today). And items 7 and 8 will probably be done at about the rate of one every day or two, as they will be bloody boring jobs, and I'm not going to sit down and do all 36 category pages in one shot!

Let me know if you find any fuck ups (apart from the randomness of the accuracy of listings, I'm aware of that problem, but can't fix it without full database control). And let me know if it fails to display properly on your OS/device. Thanks.

ecchi · 2016-05-01, 02:41 PM

Oh fucking great. Just started working on the inside pages of "The Adult Search Engine" and find that the server that runs "ClitPass", "The Adult Search Engine", and "Daily Sex Links" is buggered. Everything is loading slow, and scripts execute very slowly. Bol-fucking-ocks!

JAI-LING · 2016-05-01, 11:43 PM

Congrats on the re-launch. Looks decent in mobile.
Cheers!

hincapie · 2016-05-02, 11:03 AM

Excellent start

Hope you get it all rolling!

2016-04-30, 12:48 PM	#1
ecchi Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: About to be evicted!!!! Posts: 4,082	ClitPass Lives !!!!! Bet you thought this would never happen, but http://clitpass.com/ is now live again. It is still in temporary form (I call it the beta version of part one) as I threw it together somewhat hurriedly. (OK you may not call 2 months "hurriedly", but I spent a lot of time trying to, unsuccessfully, find the database, and there are 38 HTML pages and two scripts in the beta version, plus a bit of graphic work.) You still cannot post new sites/galleries because I still cannot find the database, however all galleries/free sites previously submitted are listed. (You may be wondering how I can make it list old sites and galleries when I don't yet know where the database of sites and galleries is located, or even what the database is called or it's password. So I'll tell you how. I can do this because I'm a fucking genius! ) I'll get the submit form done as soon as I can find the bloody database - no point in taking new submissions until I can list them. Also the listings are a bit random at times. I should also be able to fix that once I have proper control of the database. Layout and page design will improve with time too, as I said, I threw this together in a hurry. And I will also add the missing pages (only done the listings pages so far, not the other stuff that PC used to have, but that will all come back eventually). Aimed schedule of improvements: 1) Add a counter/stats script. (Was in such a hurry that I forgot this, but it should not be difficult - should be able to adapt one of my existing scripts, probably do that later today.) 2) Find that bloody database. 3) Create a submit form. 4) Improve the way the listings are listed (more accurate selection, and more than ten per page). 5) Find and add the thumbnails that go with the listings. 6)Redo the text on the index page. (I just copied PC's original from the cached copy at archive.org for most of it, I think PC may have been drunk when he wrote it!) 7)Redo the text on the listing pages. (I created one page, then used "find and replace" for the rest, which makes it look a bit "roman Moroni" in places. Also really want different text on each page, not the same text with different keywords.) 8) Change the adverts so that they are niche specific on each page. (I have just thrown up a few ads for a few books that I publish, without any sorting - And yes, "Mistress Of Planet Dominatrix" is among them!) 9) Split galleries and free sites so that they are listed on separate pages. 10) Add a few new categories. 11) Boost traffic. 12) get drunk then sleep! These things may not happen in exactly this order (considering doing number twelve today). And items 7 and 8 will probably be done at about the rate of one every day or two, as they will be bloody boring jobs, and I'm not going to sit down and do all 36 category pages in one shot! Let me know if you find any fuck ups (apart from the randomness of the accuracy of listings, I'm aware of that problem, but can't fix it without full database control). And let me know if it fails to display properly on your OS/device. Thanks.

2016-05-01, 11:43 PM	#3
JAI-LING Currently in an Oppai Bar Getting Tittified! Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 1,256	Congrats on the re-launch. Looks decent in mobile. Cheers! __________________ DM me to have your content making money in Japan. New opps available.

2016-05-02, 11:03 AM	#4
hincapie You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Cyprus Posts: 963	Excellent start Hope you get it all rolling! __________________ Hinc Linklists/TGPs: Adult List Loasex.com

2016-05-01, 02:41 PM	#2
ecchi Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: About to be evicted!!!! Posts: 4,082	Oh fucking great. Just started working on the inside pages of "The Adult Search Engine" and find that the server that runs "ClitPass", "The Adult Search Engine", and "Daily Sex Links" is buggered. Everything is loading slow, and scripts execute very slowly. Bol-fucking-ocks!