I'm About To Whore My Hamster

kristian · 2006-04-07, 07:35 PM

Yep.

Willy, my pet boy hamster, is about to be taken to the downstair's office, whereupon he will service Chrystal, almost-wife's pet girl hamster.

I will have to put on the Barry White

Torn Rose · 2006-04-07, 08:43 PM

And here I was thinking staying home on a Friday night was as bad as it could get.

kristian · 2006-04-07, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Torn

And here I was thinking staying home on a Friday night was as bad as it could get.

lol

You havent lived until you've seen hamsters rimming!

MrYum · 2006-04-07, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by kristian

Yep.

Willy, my pet boy hamster, is about to be taken to the downstair's office, whereupon he will service Chrystal, almost-wife's pet girl hamster.

I will have to put on the Barry White

Woooot...goooo Willy!

Nice touch on the Barry White

kristian · 2006-04-07, 09:18 PM

Just got an icq from almost-wife.

Willy is beat. Chrystal still wants more. Want to come rescue him?

Looks like the Barry White worked TOOO well!

Toby · 2006-04-07, 10:42 PM

Perhaps Willy is more of a Ravel's Bolero kinda guy?

kristian · 2006-04-07, 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Toby

Perhaps Willy is more of a Ravel's Bolero kinda guy?

I will tell him you said that. He likes to think of himself as a sophisticated hamster. You'll make his day!

Cleo · 2006-04-07, 10:59 PM

Pics?

kristian · 2006-04-07, 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Cleo

Pics?

Just took a couple of Willy. Chrystal is screwed right now (literally) so will let her sleep.

kristian · 2006-04-07, 11:23 PM

He's watching all this. Just climbed up side of cage to watch and as I write has promptly fallen back down on his butt.

Cleo · 2006-04-07, 11:31 PM

Damn and all we get are the softcore images.

I wonder who's life is more pathetic? You'll at home watching hamsters screw and I'm home working on my tattoo design that I'm getting tomorrow.

Do your hamsters have any tattoos?

Useless · 2006-04-07, 11:39 PM

I can honestly say that I've never seen a pic of a hamster post-coitus. Now I know why I stayed up late.

kristian · 2006-04-07, 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Cleo

Damn and all we get are the softcore images.

I wonder who's life is more pathetic? You'll at home watching hamsters screw and I'm home working on my tattoo design that I'm getting tomorrow.

Do your hamsters have any tattoos?

I think I win on that score.

btw ... bitchin tat. You and almost-wife would get on but she would probably bug you to draw her one too. Where is it going? And can we see a pic of that too?

kristian · 2006-04-07, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

I can honestly say that I've never seen a pic of a hamster post-coitus. Now I know why I stayed up late.

I woke up half the house when i read that.

You know your isp could use that in their next marketing campaign:

I can honestly say that I've never seen a pic of a hamster post-coitus.

The reason you choose broadband.

Cleo · 2006-04-08, 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by kristian

Where is it going? And can we see a pic of that too?

It is going on the back of my neck. I finally found a tattoo place that I like and am suppose to go there around noon tomorrow.

It is my first tattoo unless you count permanent makeup that I've had done.

I had my eyebrows done by this woman that does eyebrows by hand after searching for around a year before I found someone that I really liked their work. Nothing like having someone poke you in your eyebrow for a few hours with a little knife. I'm actually due for a touchup but her work is so good that it really isn't needed.

Anyway this guy's name is Mike. He looks like he was put through the Sunday comics printing press and then stapled repeatedly. He is covered everywhere in tattoos and piercings. He has large beautiful drawings all over his shop that he has done plus his portfolio of work is very impressive.

digifan · 2006-04-08, 01:23 AM

Need hamster porn? Here you go

http://www.ag0ny.com/misc-20040513-hamster-porn.php

QuickDraw · 2006-04-08, 02:55 AM

Haahaha! You gotta love that

Quote:

Originally Posted by digifan

Need hamster porn? Here you go

http://www.ag0ny.com/misc-20040513-hamster-porn.php

kristian · 2006-04-08, 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cleo

It is going on the back of my neck. I finally found a tattoo place that I like and am suppose to go there around noon tomorrow.

It is my first tattoo unless you count permanent makeup that I've had done.

I had my eyebrows done by this woman that does eyebrows by hand after searching for around a year before I found someone that I really liked their work. Nothing like having someone poke you in your eyebrow for a few hours with a little knife. I'm actually due for a touchup but her work is so good that it really isn't needed.

Anyway this guy's name is Mike. He looks like he was put through the Sunday comics printing press and then stapled repeatedly. He is covered everywhere in tattoos and piercings. He has large beautiful drawings all over his shop that he has done plus his portfolio of work is very impressive.

Good luck with the tattoo today! Never had any myself, but April is a fan. She has some cute ones on ankle, sholder and tummy. I think the next location is the small of her back and then she's stopping.

Post some pics up when you can!

kristian · 2006-04-08, 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by digifan

Need hamster porn? Here you go

http://www.ag0ny.com/misc-20040513-hamster-porn.php

I will show Willy this as a treat later lol

MrYum · 2006-04-08, 10:29 AM

He's a cute lil critter

Is he albino...or are the red eyes camera flash?

kristian · 2006-04-08, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by MrYum

He's a cute lil critter

Is he albino...or are the red eyes camera flash?

Thanks dude. He's an albino

Cleo · 2006-04-08, 10:36 AM

I just thought he was possessed

kristian · 2006-04-08, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Cleo

I just thought he was possessed

I'm waiting for his head to spin around and vomit pea soup

|shocking|

sue-fl · 2006-04-08, 10:58 AM

Well got my good laugh in for the day

That is a cute hamster kristian! The Barry White music was the kicker!

digifan · 2006-04-08, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by kristian

I will show Willy this as a treat later lol

Poor Willy

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2006-04-08, 10:58 AM	#24
sue-fl You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: May 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 2,837	Well got my good laugh in for the day That is a cute hamster kristian! The Barry White music was the kicker!