Metal Cash (you have to read it from bottom to top)

[Greenguy]

This is why I wish affiliate programs would do a little research before they put on their "Marketing To Webmasters" hat:

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Greenguy messages history (you have to read it from bottom to top)

Date : 3/29/2006 Time : 10:54 PM
From : Captain Obvious
stay away from my scooter and we won't have any problems

Date : 3/29/2006 Time : 10:54 PM
From : Captain Obvious
you know how to piss of a fat man? take his scooter away

Date : 3/29/2006 Time : 10:53 PM
To : Greenguy
honestly, I was with you until you mentioned the galleries

you want to know
how you piss off a Link List owner? You tell them that you have galleries for
their script

Date : 3/29/2006 Time : 10:49 PM
From : Captain Obvious
take it easy man, enjoy your night if you can

Date : 3/29/2006 Time : 10:49 PM
From : Captain Obvious
if you're busy then tell me you aren't interested, thats all you needed to do

Date : 3/29/2006 Time : 10:48 PM
From : Captain Obvious
So yes, you're the asshole - don't link the sites, sorry for trying to offer
you something new that has potential to make you a bunch of cash

Date : 3/29/2006 Time : 10:47 PM
From : Captain Obvious
when you said you don't do galleries I gave you the links that nobody else has

Date : 3/29/2006 Time : 10:47 PM
From : Captain Obvious
you list something, you're sending us traffic already - I figured you posted a
few of the hosted galleries

Date : 3/29/2006 Time : 10:46 PM
To : Greenguy
I'm the asshole?

do some research before you do this kind of stuff - I run a
Link List that lists Free Sites - I am not a TGP that lists galleries, so when
you tell me that you have all kinds of galleries, you come off as an uninformed
ass

Date : 3/29/2006 Time : 10:45 PM
From : Captain Obvious
if your time is so valuable then don't respond to ICQ or don't put it in the
CONTACT INFORMATION in your account

Date : 3/29/2006 Time : 10:44 PM
From : Captain Obvious
I'm trying to help you get tools to promote something hot before everybody else

Date : 3/29/2006 Time : 10:44 PM
From : Captain Obvious
its unnecessary

Date : 3/29/2006 Time : 10:44 PM
To : Greenguy
like an annoying telemarketer

Date : 3/29/2006 Time : 10:44 PM
From : Captain Obvious
don't be an asshole

Date : 3/29/2006 Time : 10:44 PM
To : Greenguy
yeah - seems really fucking stupid to go from webmaster to webmaster when you
can just send out a newsletter & be done with it

Date : 3/29/2006 Time : 10:43 PM
From : Captain Obvious
does that surprise you?

Date : 3/29/2006 Time : 10:42 PM
From : Captain Obvious
none, I'm an account rep, its what I do

Date : 3/29/2006 Time : 10:42 PM
To : Greenguy
how many webmasters have yelled at you for bugging them on ICQ when you could
have just sent out a newsletter like every other program does?

Date : 3/29/2006 Time : 10:42 PM
From : Captain Obvious
I assumed you'd want the cf links, if I was wrong just take the "cf" off
123joincf and you'll get the full $12.30 payout per join

Date : 3/29/2006 Time : 10:41 PM
From : Captain Obvious
just take a look at the sites and you'll see why they sell so well

Date : 3/29/2006 Time : 10:41 PM
From : Captain Obvious
www.metalcash.com/co/greenguy.txt

Date : 3/29/2006 Time : 10:40 PM
From : Captain Obvious
they're a great item to have on warning pages .. something cheap but high
quality

Date : 3/29/2006 Time : 10:40 PM
From : Captain Obvious
its just not fully released yet, we've done lots of testing we're just
finishing building the tools webmasters need

Date : 3/29/2006 Time : 10:39 PM
From : Captain Obvious
yes, no new accounts, all on the same check as your current payouts

Date : 3/29/2006 Time : 10:38 PM
To : Greenguy
is it part of the existing program?

Date : 3/29/2006 Time : 10:38 PM
From : Captain Obvious
would that interest you at all?

Date : 3/29/2006 Time : 10:38 PM
From : Captain Obvious
there are 9 different sites (9 niches)

Date : 3/29/2006 Time : 10:38 PM
From : Captain Obvious
oh I see - well I can also give you the links and we'll have banners really
soon

Date : 3/29/2006 Time : 10:37 PM
To : Greenguy
because I do very little with galleries

Date : 3/29/2006 Time : 10:37 PM
From : Captain Obvious
may I ask why you aren't interested? these sites are selling like crazy

Date : 3/29/2006 Time : 10:37 PM
To : Greenguy
no thanks

Date : 3/29/2006 Time : 10:37 PM
From : Captain Obvious
Can I get you a list of galleries so you can import them into your script?

Date : 3/29/2006 Time : 10:36 PM
From : Captain Obvious
I have about 350 hosted galleries with long descriptions for the 123 program
right now in cumshot, hardcore and amateur niches

Date : 3/29/2006 Time : 10:36 PM
From : Captain Obvious
the way it works is your surfers pay $1.23/month and you get $12.30 per join
(or $10 per join with cf)

Date : 3/29/2006 Time : 10:36 PM
From : Captain Obvious
I wanted to tell you about a new program we have called the 123 Program

Date : 3/29/2006 Time : 10:35 PM
From : Captain Obvious
Good I'm your account rep at Metal Cash

Date : 3/29/2006 Time : 10:35 PM
To : Greenguy
yup

Date : 3/29/2006 Time : 10:35 PM
From : Captain Obvious
Hi still around?

Date : 3/29/2006 Time : 10:23 PM
To : Greenguy
hello

Date : 3/29/2006 Time : 6:49 PM
From : Captain Obvious
Hello?

Date : 3/28/2006 Time : 12:24 PM
From : Captain Obvious
Hello, I'm your account rep at Metal Cash, how are you doing today?
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Aside from pissing me off by pitching the galleries that I have little or no use for & aside from the fact that this info could have been emailed to me in a newsletter like every other program does, here's the problems with this:

Date : 3/29/2006 Time : 10:45 PM
From : Captain Obvious
if your time is so valuable then don't respond to ICQ or don't put it in the
CONTACT INFORMATION in your account

Please note that I didn't reply to the 1st message, but after the 2nd one came across 30 hours later, I only replied because I assumed there was some major problem with my account.

Date : 3/29/2006 Time : 10:49 PM
From : Captain Obvious
if you're busy then tell me you aren't interested, thats all you needed to do

Ummm...ahhhh...errrrr...well, I did say "no thanks" 25 messages earlier!

I guess the moral of the story is be careful what info you put in when you sign up to promote a program