The new pope is elected

Rocco · 2005-04-19, 12:08 PM

it seems as if the new pope is elected - the white smoke is coming out

RawAlex · 2005-04-19, 12:09 PM

Pope Porno the first?

Greenguy · 2005-04-19, 12:13 PM

I voted for Arinze

Kinky · 2005-04-19, 12:25 PM

I voted last week when white smoke started shooting outta the tailpipes of my car... I don't think Ron Jeremy won though

RawAlex · 2005-04-19, 12:33 PM

Are all the local priests going to party with the choir boys tonight?

Torn Rose · 2005-04-19, 12:35 PM

Pope BillButtplug the first?

Cleo · 2005-04-19, 12:38 PM

Fuck the pope and the whole Catholic religion and all that it stands for.

Butt Plug

RawAlex · 2005-04-19, 12:45 PM

Well, keep the butt plug warm, they elected a 78 year old as the pope... wont be long before we all do this again. Church goes MASSIVELY conservative so the church becomes less relevant, and they choose a man who in past was part of hitler's own army. Gotta love it. Pope Benedict the 16th.

Ramster · 2005-04-19, 12:51 PM

Yup, Pope Benedict the 16th. They don't want this guy to last as long as the previous Pope.

Useless · 2005-04-19, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramster

They don't want this guy to last as long as the previous Pope.

And neither do we.

Cleo · 2005-04-19, 01:14 PM

Soon to be a smelly corpse, next…

pornrex · 2005-04-19, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cleo

Fuck the pope

Cleo has a pope fetish....

Cleo · 2005-04-19, 01:32 PM

I would love to do some stuff with the pope as long as he will sign a model release.

pornrex · 2005-04-19, 01:36 PM

that would be interesting...

Cleo · 2005-04-19, 01:40 PM

Might be hard finding someone that he would be willing to work with that is 18 or over

cd34 · 2005-04-19, 01:42 PM

if these pope threads keep up Cleo, you'll hit your 10k posts in no time.

pornrex · 2005-04-19, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cleo

Might be hard finding someone that he would be willing to work with that is 18 or over

I'm sure there are plenty of boys that would line to be "blessed" by the Pope.

frankthetank · 2005-04-19, 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RawAlex

Well, keep the butt plug warm, they elected a 78 year old as the pope... wont be long before we all do this again. Church goes MASSIVELY conservative so the church becomes less relevant, and they choose a man who in past was part of hitler's own army. Gotta love it. Pope Benedict the 16th.

Kardinal Josef Ratzinger was elected and endeed, he was part of the nazi supporters. But so he´s in good company, because catholic church supported Hitler anyway. In exchange Hitler "founded" church taxes in Germany. Government takes an amount of income taxes and pays it directly to the churches. No way to avoid it but quitting your "membership" in the church.

But....

...who cares????

Greenguy · 2005-04-19, 03:12 PM

Catholic's don't like Jews anyway, so this makes complete sense

pornrex · 2005-04-19, 03:17 PM

Don't forget that Hitler was part Jewish himself and that the Catholic church and the Jews officially "recognized" each others religion back in the early nineties.
By the way, those "caps" that the cardinals wear look very much like the yarmulkas that the Jews wear in the first place.

HappySmut · 2005-04-19, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cleo

Fuck the pope and the whole Catholic religion and all that it stands for.

Butt Plug

no man shall be free until the last king is strangled with the guts of the last priest.

Cleo · 2005-04-19, 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HappySmut

no man shall be free until the last king is strangled with the guts of the last priest.

Not a lot of kings left, now if all these pesky priests would go away maybe we all could get on with living in peace.

digifan · 2005-04-20, 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cd34

if these pope threads keep up Cleo, you'll hit your 10k posts in no time.

I agree 100%

digifan · 2005-04-20, 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RawAlex

Well, keep the butt plug warm, they elected a 78 year old as the pope... wont be long before we all do this again. Church goes MASSIVELY conservative so the church becomes less relevant, and they choose a man who in past was part of hitler's own army. Gotta love it. Pope Benedict the 16th.

Butt plug.

Mr. Blue · 2005-04-20, 11:46 PM

Is he dead yet?

Oops, sorry, but this Pope's got about as much shelf life as jizz on the roof of a car in Phoenix during summer time. We'll be watching him turn stiff 3 years from now and I doubt there will be much fanfare for this one.

Way to pick a Pope

2005-04-19, 12:08 PM	#1
Rocco www . * * . com Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,546	The new pope is elected it seems as if the new pope is elected - the white smoke is coming out __________________ Sex and Porn Submit your FreeSites here

2005-04-19, 12:13 PM	#3
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,780	I voted for Arinze __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2005-04-19, 12:25 PM	#4
Kinky HEY NOW! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: in the Matrix Glitching on an Endless Loop. Loop. Loop. Loop. Loo Posts: 1,218	I voted last week when white smoke started shooting outta the tailpipes of my car... I don't think Ron Jeremy won though __________________ don't mind me im nothing but nonsense <3

2005-04-19, 12:38 PM	#7
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	Fuck the pope and the whole Catholic religion and all that it stands for. Butt Plug __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2005-04-19, 12:51 PM	#9
Ramster Life is good Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Ottawa, Canada Posts: 11,690	Yup, Pope Benedict the 16th. They don't want this guy to last as long as the previous Pope. __________________ Pornstar Legends \| Live Cam Model Shows \| Hungarian Girls Skype: robmurray999

2005-04-19, 12:09 PM	#2
RawAlex Took the hint. Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 5,597	Pope Porno the first?

2005-04-19, 12:33 PM	#5
RawAlex Took the hint. Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 5,597	Are all the local priests going to party with the choir boys tonight?

2005-04-19, 12:35 PM	#6
Torn Rose "Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 4,806	Pope BillButtplug the first?

2005-04-19, 12:45 PM	#8
RawAlex Took the hint. Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 5,597	Well, keep the butt plug warm, they elected a 78 year old as the pope... wont be long before we all do this again. Church goes MASSIVELY conservative so the church becomes less relevant, and they choose a man who in past was part of hitler's own army. Gotta love it. Pope Benedict the 16th.

2005-04-19, 01:14 PM	#11
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	Soon to be a smelly corpse, next… __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2005-04-19, 01:32 PM	#13
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	I would love to do some stuff with the pope as long as he will sign a model release. __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2005-04-19, 01:36 PM	#14
pornrex feeling a bit better Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,779	that would be interesting... __________________ colo-cation - the only host you'll need

2005-04-19, 01:40 PM	#15
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	Might be hard finding someone that he would be willing to work with that is 18 or over __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2005-04-19, 01:42 PM	#16
cd34 a.k.a. Sparky Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: West Palm Beach, FL, USA Posts: 2,396	if these pope threads keep up Cleo, you'll hit your 10k posts in no time. __________________ SnapReplay.com a different way to share photos - iPhone & Android

2005-04-19, 03:12 PM	#19
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,780	Catholic's don't like Jews anyway, so this makes complete sense __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2005-04-19, 03:17 PM	#20
pornrex feeling a bit better Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,779	Don't forget that Hitler was part Jewish himself and that the Catholic church and the Jews officially "recognized" each others religion back in the early nineties. By the way, those "caps" that the cardinals wear look very much like the yarmulkas that the Jews wear in the first place. __________________ colo-cation - the only host you'll need

2005-04-20, 11:46 PM	#25
Mr. Blue Searching for Jimmy Hoffa Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 771	Is he dead yet? Oops, sorry, but this Pope's got about as much shelf life as jizz on the roof of a car in Phoenix during summer time. We'll be watching him turn stiff 3 years from now and I doubt there will be much fanfare for this one. Way to pick a Pope