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Old 2011-05-06, 06:37 AM   #1
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Feliz seis de Mayo!

aka "Back To Home Depot Day" for our Mexican friends
(The Bitch is Mexican, so fuck you - plus I love a good Irish joke)

My mom's live here for just over a week now & you think she'd be able to turn on the fucking TV? Everyday, I walk up from my office to find her sitting in the living room with the remote in her hand, a very puzzled look on her face, and various A/V components either off when they were on or on when they were off. It's 2 buttons to turn on the TV for fuck sakes! On the remote, you press TV then POWER
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Old 2011-05-06, 06:55 AM   #2
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Everyday, I walk up from my office to find her sitting in the living room with the remote in her hand, a very puzzled look on her face, and various A/V components either off when they were on or on when they were off.
Maybe she needs a bigger remote.



Just another exciting day of trying to market stuff that just about nobody wants to buy these days planned for today.
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Old 2011-05-06, 07:01 AM   #3
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Just got in from my late night shift and I feel like shit. My teeth have been hurting so bad lately I can't even eat for the most part. Looks like I'll be seeing the dentist in the near future if it feels this way after today.

Last two days were surprisingly productive so I may take it easy today depending on my mood later.

Have a great day everyone.
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Old 2011-05-06, 08:24 AM   #4
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Good afternoon,

2 buttons to turn on the TV?? That's complicated, I only need one
The weekend already kicked in for me. In an hour or so there's a mojito party at the office where I used to work and I'm invited. That should be a good start of the weekend.

Have a good day all!
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Old 2011-05-06, 10:47 AM   #5
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Good morning all.
I started at 5 this morning so I'm well ahead on today's work and I'm taking a break.

Have a good one whatever it brings you
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Old 2011-05-06, 11:22 AM   #6
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Morning all!

What a difference a day makes. After having very little sleep Wed night, I didn't get much done yesterday, but slept like a log last night and am up and raring to go today. Hoping to get a full day done today.

We did get our large evaporative cooler installed back in the living room yesterday, and it is 69 in my office right now. Still amazes me that drawing water through wet pads actually cools our house down 20 degrees for about a 10th of the power of an AC.

Greenie, your mom would be really nuts here as we don't have TV per-say (only netflix and DVD's) so even if she figured out how to turn on the TV, she couldn't watch anything.

Have a good one all!
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Old 2011-05-06, 11:32 AM   #7
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Still amazes me that drawing water through wet pads actually cools our house down 20 degrees for about a 10th of the power of an AC.
Works the same way as sweat works in cooling down one's body.

If only evaporative cooling worked in hot and humid places like Florida.
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Old 2011-05-06, 11:53 AM   #8
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LOL, tell me about it Greenie

My 88 yr old mother gets so confused with her remote...and like Greenies mom it is just two buttons

She writes it down though
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Old 2011-05-06, 12:01 PM   #9
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Old 2011-05-06, 12:15 PM   #10
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Old 2011-05-06, 07:15 PM   #11
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Afternoon. I was so on top of things this morning. After running some errands I've just surfed the internet and listened to music. Oh well. It's been fun. Well I guess I also got some content ready for blog posts. Yah me.

TGIF.

Happy to have a couple drinks tonight.

Have a good one everyone.
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Old 2011-05-06, 07:36 PM   #12
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I'm Hoping The Bruins Can Close Out The Flyers Tonight!

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Old 2011-05-06, 09:35 PM   #13
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And another day comes to an end. Hope it was a good one for all.

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