How Would You, Skippy, Describe GreenguyAndJim.com?

Greenguy · 2005-05-17, 10:20 AM

I was in the process of filling out our info for the Klixxx Resource Guide & I had the brain fart that for the "Business Description" part of the listing, we should let you guys & gals describe the site.

So, in three sentences or less, describe Greenguy & Jim - you can be humorous or serious (I'm leaning towards humorous with maybe an inside joke - but I'll let you decide)

Post your descriptions here (post as many as you like) before 12:00 Noon EDT Tuesday May 24th (one week from today) & then Jim & I will sort thru them & let everyone on the board vote for the one that we include in the resource listing.

If the board picks your description, we'll send you a check for $100

Don't let us down!

Rocco · 2005-05-17, 10:31 AM

hehe, would say "undescribable"

Kinky · 2005-05-17, 10:44 AM

Greenguy and Jim: sig whore free since 2003, the board where business gets done

(and don't forget to kick the dog)

Ramster · 2005-05-17, 10:51 AM

Hmmm, this is a tough one. I'll say the usual before everyone else.

GreenguyAndJim is a relaxing place to conduct regular business and learn whether you're a beginner or a veteran. Everyday topics are discussed but you can simply chew the fat too with a crew of friendly webmasters quick to answer a needy question.

Cleo · 2005-05-17, 10:53 AM

The board with the perfect mix of business, pleasure, and piss.

GreenguyandJim does a pervert good.

It's not how much green you have but how you use it.

I don't know… going to the gym in a bit and some of my best ideas come to mind as I'm all sweaty and high on adrenalin so maybe I'll think up something better, or maybe not.

Kinky · 2005-05-17, 11:08 AM

I vote right now that UW wins the contest

Cleo · 2005-05-17, 11:24 AM

How about,
I like GreenguyandJim because they gave me 100 bucks for writing this.

Raven · 2005-05-17, 11:34 AM

Webmaster oriented.
Newbie friendly.
Knowledgeable about the adult industry.

urb · 2005-05-17, 11:35 AM

The Ultimate Webmaster Resource And Piss Match Site.

It's Green, It's Seen, It's A Webmaster's Dream!

Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Adult Webmastering, But Were Afraid To Ask On The Other Boards.

MadMax · 2005-05-17, 11:54 AM

Greenguyandjim.com boasts a true business webmaster board that still has a place to post pics of your cat and your "Buddy Christ" fondling a tranny. Check out the most user-friendly adult webmaster resources anywhere and do some business in a laid back environment without sifting through a thousand "would you hit it?" threads to find the real posts. If you're serious about making $$$ in the adult biz, you'll find a home here.

Greenguy · 2005-05-17, 11:59 AM

There is no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people

(yes, I can enter it too - lol)

MadMax · 2005-05-17, 12:00 PM

The Ultimate Adult Webmaster Resource - User friendly resource listings, high-business/low-drama forums, and experts on everything from making cash with free sites, link lists and paysites to obscure scripting and programming...plus awesome contests with real cash prizes like the contest I won by writing this.

Useless · 2005-05-17, 12:02 PM

Is there a word count? I can write really long sentences when properly motivated.

Greenguy · 2005-05-17, 12:04 PM

So far my 2 favorites are:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cleo

I don't know… going to the gym in a bit and some of my best ideas come to mind as I'm all sweaty and high on adrenalin so maybe I'll think up something better, or maybe not.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Is there a word count? I can write really long sentences when properly motivated.

MadMax · 2005-05-17, 12:07 PM

Where newbies and veterans come together to share the secrets of real traffic, real profits and real business issues with enough style to keep you laughing and possibly pissing yourself occasionally. Gabbo says you're crazy if you don't post here.

Preacher · 2005-05-17, 12:09 PM

How about something a little more subdued, like:

Greenguy And Jim, the central nexus of all things porn!

Preacher

cd34 · 2005-05-17, 12:47 PM

GreenguyandJim.com -- Where business gets done. And we piss and moan a lot.

Its not just for business anymore.

Greenguy and Jim is by far the Best Adult Webmaster Resource Board. --
User 0399xc8834, sponsorchat.com

Lunatic · 2005-05-17, 01:24 PM

Greenguy and Jim - Go there for business, then stick around to screw around. |shocking|

cockNballs · 2005-05-17, 01:30 PM

"Home of the world famous Gabbo"

Useless · 2005-05-17, 01:31 PM

Greenguy & Jim have great news: They just saved a bunch of money on their car insurance!

tortus32 · 2005-05-17, 01:51 PM

Greenguy & Jim - Adult Webmastering For Idiots

Greenguy & Jim - The #1 Adult Industy Hub

Greenguy & Jim - All Adult, All The Time

Greenguy & Jim - Cum Learn Adult Webmastering.

Greenguy & Jim - Stop Jerking Off & Start Making Money!

Agent · 2005-05-17, 02:02 PM

Minimal jackassery

Mr. Blue · 2005-05-17, 02:03 PM

Greenguy & Jim - Description? We need no stinkin' description.

Useless · 2005-05-17, 02:05 PM

A webmaster-centric community known for its relaxed yet productive atmosphere, Greenguy & Jim's Ultimate Webmaster Resource not only provides the tools necessary for success, but also vital industry news and radio shows to keep both newbies and experienced webmasters fully apprised of their ever-evolving environs. Besides, where else can you learn how to properly douche a gay midget?

MrMaryLou · 2005-05-17, 02:15 PM

Well the dictionary deifines a re·source as - Something that can be used for support or help. Greenguy And Jim is way more than that it's Home Sweet Fucking Home

2005-05-17, 10:31 AM	#2
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2005-05-17, 10:44 AM	#3
Kinky HEY NOW! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: in the Matrix Glitching on an Endless Loop. Loop. Loop. Loop. Loo Posts: 1,218	Greenguy and Jim: sig whore free since 2003, the board where business gets done (and don't forget to kick the dog) __________________ don't mind me im nothing but nonsense <3

2005-05-17, 10:51 AM	#4
Ramster Life is good Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Ottawa, Canada Posts: 11,680	Hmmm, this is a tough one. I'll say the usual before everyone else. GreenguyAndJim is a relaxing place to conduct regular business and learn whether you're a beginner or a veteran. Everyday topics are discussed but you can simply chew the fat too with a crew of friendly webmasters quick to answer a needy question. __________________ Pornstar Legends \| Live Cam Model Shows \| Hungarian Girls Skype: robmurray999

2005-05-17, 10:53 AM	#5
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	The board with the perfect mix of business, pleasure, and piss. GreenguyandJim does a pervert good. It's not how much green you have but how you use it. I don't know… going to the gym in a bit and some of my best ideas come to mind as I'm all sweaty and high on adrenalin so maybe I'll think up something better, or maybe not. __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2005-05-17, 11:08 AM	#6
Kinky HEY NOW! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: in the Matrix Glitching on an Endless Loop. Loop. Loop. Loop. Loo Posts: 1,218	I vote right now that UW wins the contest __________________ don't mind me im nothing but nonsense <3

2005-05-17, 10:20 AM	#1
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,758	How Would You, Skippy, Describe GreenguyAndJim.com? I was in the process of filling out our info for the Klixxx Resource Guide & I had the brain fart that for the "Business Description" part of the listing, we should let you guys & gals describe the site. So, in three sentences or less, describe Greenguy & Jim - you can be humorous or serious (I'm leaning towards humorous with maybe an inside joke - but I'll let you decide) Post your descriptions here (post as many as you like) before 12:00 Noon EDT Tuesday May 24th (one week from today) & then Jim & I will sort thru them & let everyone on the board vote for the one that we include in the resource listing. If the board picks your description, we'll send you a check for $100 Don't let us down! __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2005-05-17, 11:24 AM	#7
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	How about, I like GreenguyandJim because they gave me 100 bucks for writing this. __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2005-05-17, 11:34 AM	#8
Raven Trying is the first step towards failure Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mt. Rainier Posts: 123	Webmaster oriented. Newbie friendly. Knowledgeable about the adult industry. __________________ Raven - 27331641 If you have celeb traffic, go to: ***************

2005-05-17, 11:35 AM	#9
urb All the way from Room 101 Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 3,557	The Ultimate Webmaster Resource And Piss Match Site. It's Green, It's Seen, It's A Webmaster's Dream! Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Adult Webmastering, But Were Afraid To Ask On The Other Boards. __________________

2005-05-17, 11:54 AM	#10
MadMax "Without evil there can be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes" ~ Satan Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Motor City, baby, where carjacking was invented! Now GIMME THOSE SHOES! Posts: 2,385	Greenguyandjim.com boasts a true business webmaster board that still has a place to post pics of your cat and your "Buddy Christ" fondling a tranny. Check out the most user-friendly adult webmaster resources anywhere and do some business in a laid back environment without sifting through a thousand "would you hit it?" threads to find the real posts. If you're serious about making $$$ in the adult biz, you'll find a home here.

2005-05-17, 11:59 AM	#11
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,758	There is no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people (yes, I can enter it too - lol) __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2005-05-17, 12:00 PM	#12
MadMax "Without evil there can be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes" ~ Satan Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Motor City, baby, where carjacking was invented! Now GIMME THOSE SHOES! Posts: 2,385	The Ultimate Adult Webmaster Resource - User friendly resource listings, high-business/low-drama forums, and experts on everything from making cash with free sites, link lists and paysites to obscure scripting and programming...plus awesome contests with real cash prizes like the contest I won by writing this.

2005-05-17, 12:02 PM	#13
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	Is there a word count? I can write really long sentences when properly motivated. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2005-05-17, 12:07 PM	#15
MadMax "Without evil there can be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes" ~ Satan Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Motor City, baby, where carjacking was invented! Now GIMME THOSE SHOES! Posts: 2,385	Where newbies and veterans come together to share the secrets of real traffic, real profits and real business issues with enough style to keep you laughing and possibly pissing yourself occasionally. Gabbo says you're crazy if you don't post here.

2005-05-17, 12:09 PM	#16
Preacher There's Xanax in my thurible! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Wherever they screw on my head Posts: 2,441	How about something a little more subdued, like: Greenguy And Jim, the central nexus of all things porn! Preacher

2005-05-17, 12:47 PM	#17
cd34 a.k.a. Sparky Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: West Palm Beach, FL, USA Posts: 2,396	GreenguyandJim.com -- Where business gets done. And we piss and moan a lot. Its not just for business anymore. Greenguy and Jim is by far the Best Adult Webmaster Resource Board. -- User 0399xc8834, sponsorchat.com __________________ SnapReplay.com a different way to share photos - iPhone & Android

2005-05-17, 01:24 PM	#18
Lunatic Ahhh ... sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 200	Greenguy and Jim - Go there for business, then stick around to screw around. \|shocking\| __________________

2005-05-17, 01:30 PM	#19
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2005-05-17, 01:31 PM	#20
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	Greenguy & Jim have great news: They just saved a bunch of money on their car insurance! __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2005-05-17, 01:51 PM	#21
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2005-05-17, 02:02 PM	#22
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2005-05-17, 02:03 PM	#23
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2005-05-17, 02:05 PM	#24
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	A webmaster-centric community known for its relaxed yet productive atmosphere, Greenguy & Jim's Ultimate Webmaster Resource not only provides the tools necessary for success, but also vital industry news and radio shows to keep both newbies and experienced webmasters fully apprised of their ever-evolving environs. Besides, where else can you learn how to properly douche a gay midget? __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2005-05-17, 02:15 PM	#25
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