What a wedding...

Jim · 2005-07-09, 09:46 PM

Vickie and I were getting ready to leave and get into my truck. While backing up, I backed up into a curb and a woman with an umbrella, comes up to my window pounding on it. I roll it down and say, if I did hit your car, I only tapped it. Forgot to mention, this woman is crazy and hates Vickie. She looks at me while I am sitting in the truck and says, you two are fucking assholes. I say to her, " you are a cunt". She screams to her son that I called her a cunt and he should do something about it. He sucker punches me through the truck window and the woman starts stabbing Vickie with her umbrella. They end up taking Vickie to the hospital by ambulance. The woman says that I am drunk. So, the cop asks me to blow into the Breathalyzer. Guess what I blow??? 0.00

Both the woman and her son were arrested for assault with a dangerous weapon. My glasses were broken and Vickie has a torn cornea, fractured rib and a bruised collar bone. Needless to say that not only are the son and mother spending at least one night in jail but I already called my lawyer and we are suing them.

Fuckers...

2005-07-09, 09:46 PM	#1
Jim Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mohawk, New York Posts: 19,477	What a wedding... Vickie and I were getting ready to leave and get into my truck. While backing up, I backed up into a curb and a woman with an umbrella, comes up to my window pounding on it. I roll it down and say, if I did hit your car, I only tapped it. Forgot to mention, this woman is crazy and hates Vickie. She looks at me while I am sitting in the truck and says, you two are fucking assholes. I say to her, " you are a cunt". She screams to her son that I called her a cunt and he should do something about it. He sucker punches me through the truck window and the woman starts stabbing Vickie with her umbrella. They end up taking Vickie to the hospital by ambulance. The woman says that I am drunk. So, the cop asks me to blow into the Breathalyzer. Guess what I blow??? 0.00 Both the woman and her son were arrested for assault with a dangerous weapon. My glasses were broken and Vickie has a torn cornea, fractured rib and a bruised collar bone. Needless to say that not only are the son and mother spending at least one night in jail but I already called my lawyer and we are suing them. Fuckers...