Good Morning 1286500121...er...8437243009...fuck it...SATURDAY!

MeatPounder · 2011-04-16, 03:01 AM

Just in From NOLA
Fucking Southwest and their cracking planes, two hours late on my direct to NOLA, 3 hrs late on my Return to Weather Heaven....trust me I've been everywhere and South Florida is the best

I was totin' my pack along the long dusty Winnemucca road,
When along came a semi with a high an' canvas-covered load.
"If you're goin' to Winnemucca, Mack, with me you can ride."
And so I climbed into the cab and then I settled down inside.
He asked me if I'd seen a road with so much dust and sand.
And I said, "Listen, I've traveled every road in this here land!"

I've been everywhere, man.
I've been everywhere, man.
Crossed the desert's bare, man.
I've breathed the mountain air, man.
Of travel I've had my share, man.
I've been everywhere.

I've been to:
Reno, Chicago, Fargo, Minnesota,
Buffalo, Toronto, Winslow, Sarasota,
Wichita, Tulsa, Ottawa, Oklahoma,
Tampa, Panama, Mattawa, La Paloma,
Bangor, Baltimore, Salvador, Amarillo,
Tocapillo, Baranquilla, and Perdilla, I'm a killer.

I've been everywhere, man.
I've been everywhere, man.
Crossed the desert's bare, man.
I've breathed the mountain air, man.
Of travel I've had my share, man.
I've been everywhere.

I've been to:
Boston, Charleston, Dayton, Louisiana,
Washington, Houston, Kingston, Texarkana,
Monterey, Faraday, Santa Fe, Tallapoosa,
Glen Rock, Black Rock, Little Rock, Oskaloosa,
Tennessee, Hennessey, Chicopee, Spirit Lake,
Grand Lake, Devils Lake, Crater Lake, for Pete's sake.

I've been everywhere, man.
I've been everywhere, man.
Crossed the desert's bare, man.
I've breathed the mountain air, man.
Of travel I've had my share, man.
I've been everywhere.

I've been to:
Louisville, Nashville, Knoxville, Ombabika,
Schefferville, Jacksonville, Waterville, Costa Rica,
Pittsfield, Springfield, Bakersfield, Shreveport,
Hackensack, Cadillac, Fond du Lac, Davenport,
Idaho, Jellico, Argentina, Diamantina,
Pasadena, Catalina, see what I mean-a.

I've been everywhere, man.
I've been everywhere, man.
Crossed the desert's bare, man.
I've breathed the mountain air, man.
Of travel I've had my share, man.
I've been everywhere.

I've been to:
Pittsburgh, Parkersburg, Gravelbourg, Colorado,
Ellensburg, Rexburg, Vicksburg, Eldorado,
Larimore, Admore, Haverstraw, Chatanika,
Chaska, Nebraska, Alaska, Opelika,
Baraboo, Waterloo, Kalamazoo, Kansas City,
Sioux City, Cedar City, Dodge City, what a pity.

Fonz · 2011-04-16, 04:09 AM

A good moning to you all!
I'm a bit surprised to see a morning when it's actually morning over here

Already up since 7:30 AM, which is very early for me, to give the son his bottle. One of the TV stations had "Magnum PI" on. Boy, did that take me back in time

I'm going to play my first soccer game in 7 months this afternoon. I just hope my ankle will do fine.

Other than that I've got nothing.

Cleo · 2011-04-16, 07:19 AM

Just opening my eyes...

Still looking at places to stay in the Keys for a few days. The only time Christy can get away is the weekend of Easter. Not sure if a lot of people go to the Keys for Easter but it does seem like a lot of places or booked so it may not be the best time to go.

While reading reviews I found this one that really stood out.

Quote:

Great place to hide after killing your relatives Everything was going great for a few weeks, until the owners saw me on America's Most Wanted. I was just sittin' there, and they came through the door. Bummer, and I was just about to kill myself. Looks like I won't be staying there again anytime soon. Great sunsets here! Paul M. Merhige

The tragic thing is that it's real although I doubt it was really written by the killer.

Smut, gym, errands, more smut is today's agenda.

pc · 2011-04-16, 07:36 AM

Good morning all

Some off line errands for me, pay bills then haunting for food at local Wegmans. Tonight more upgrading to my scripts. Have a good day everyone.

ArtWilliams · 2011-04-16, 08:51 AM

Good morning.

I think today is an eBay day. I sold a few items and made a small dent a few weeks ago but there is more crap to be sold. Other than that, I will likely play cards tonight with some friends.

Have a great day!

terry · 2011-04-16, 10:22 AM

Good Morning and Happy Saturday Everyone!

I prefer this version...

I was havin’ me a burger
In a dirty greasy spoon café
I was eatin it with relish
When a man beside me turned to say
What’s that pubic hair
Doin layin on your bun
I said I never saw it sittin there
Are sure it’s really one
He stood up on the counter
And said now look here Blair
I’ve traveled all over this country
And I’ve seen pubic hair

I’ve seen pubic hair man
And I’ve never liked’em there man
I’ve even got my share man
Beneath my underwear man
Stickin out here and there man
I’ve seen pubic hair

I’ve seen great ones, straight ones, on my dinner plate ones,
Long ones, strong ones, little curly blonde ones
Red ones, dead ones, layin on the head ones
Black ones, brown ones, little ducky down ones
Short ones, thick ones, growin from your dick ones,
Growin ones, showin ones, flowin ones, blowin ones.

I’ve seen pubic hair man
And I’ve never liked’em there man
I’ve even got my share man
Beneath my underwear man
Stickin out here and there man
I’ve seen pubic hair

I’ve seen bushy ones, pushy ones, up against your mushy ones,
Slave ones, save ones, floatin in your gravy ones,
Pretty ones, dirty ones, fluffin up your birdy ones,
Neat ones, sweet ones, on a toilet seat ones,
Heffer ones, whipper ones, catch’em in your zipper ones,
Throw’em ones, show’em ones, flowin ones, glowin ones.

I’ve seen pubic hair man
And I’ve never liked’em there man
I’ve even got my share man
Beneath my underwear man
Stickin out here and there man
I’ve seen pubic hair

I’ve seen bit ones, lit ones, around your sphincter lip ones,
Dear ones, queer ones, find’em in your beer ones,
Proud ones, loud ones, drop’em in the crowd ones,
Quiet ones, diet ones, burger, shake and fry ones,
Pop ones, quaff ones, floatin in the top ones,
Triple ones, frozen ones, shardin in the hoser ones.

I’ve seen pubic hair man
And I’ve never liked’em there man
I’ve even got my share man
Beneath my underwear man
Stickin out here and there man
I’ve seen pubic hair

Ain’t no kind he hasn’t seen
I’ve seen Pubic hair

Maclean And Maclean - I've Seen Pubic Hair

JustRobert · 2011-04-16, 01:42 PM

Good Morning

Well yesterday I was burnt out and pissed off so it only makes sense that my old company would call me out of the blue to offer up a project that should run thru the end of the year. Can't believe I am writing this, I took it.

I am a bit surprised since I am making more this year than last year and last year was better than the year before. Of course my network just got bitch slapped by G and quite frankly I needed a change of pace.

Not quitting the biz at all. EroticToNaughty will continue to be updated and new projects to work on.

Enjoy your weekend

babymaker · 2011-04-16, 01:49 PM

Hi all just another rainy day still figuring out where i am moving to, this sux.

SheepGuy · 2011-04-16, 01:53 PM

Oh man I miss Maclean and Maclean, RIP.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhpXnYxwpfk&NR=1

SheepGuy · 2011-04-16, 01:55 PM

Congrats Robert! And very glad to hear you're not leaving the biz!

bDok · 2011-04-16, 02:46 PM

Good morning. Just up having some coffee and sending off a nba bracket for a pool i'm in. Filled it out the other day. Just need to get it to the person running the show.

Going to head to the beach here soon as it's going to be a hot one here.

bluebrit · 2011-04-16, 03:20 PM

Hi people long time no see

I am still here and working but I have been up to my armpits in odds and sods and that's eaten into my time.
WTG on the job Robert, I hope it goes well for you.

Have a good one all.

2011-04-16, 03:01 AM	#1
MeatPounder Women might be able to fake orgasms But men can fake whole relationships Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Fort Lauderdale, Fl Posts: 2,408	Good Morning 1286500121...er...8437243009...fuck it...SATURDAY! Just in From NOLA Fucking Southwest and their cracking planes, two hours late on my direct to NOLA, 3 hrs late on my Return to Weather Heaven....trust me I've been everywhere and South Florida is the best I was totin' my pack along the long dusty Winnemucca road, When along came a semi with a high an' canvas-covered load. "If you're goin' to Winnemucca, Mack, with me you can ride." And so I climbed into the cab and then I settled down inside. He asked me if I'd seen a road with so much dust and sand. And I said, "Listen, I've traveled every road in this here land!" I've been everywhere, man. I've been everywhere, man. Crossed the desert's bare, man. I've breathed the mountain air, man. Of travel I've had my share, man. I've been everywhere. I've been to: Reno, Chicago, Fargo, Minnesota, Buffalo, Toronto, Winslow, Sarasota, Wichita, Tulsa, Ottawa, Oklahoma, Tampa, Panama, Mattawa, La Paloma, Bangor, Baltimore, Salvador, Amarillo, Tocapillo, Baranquilla, and Perdilla, I'm a killer. I've been everywhere, man. I've been everywhere, man. Crossed the desert's bare, man. I've breathed the mountain air, man. Of travel I've had my share, man. I've been everywhere. I've been to: Boston, Charleston, Dayton, Louisiana, Washington, Houston, Kingston, Texarkana, Monterey, Faraday, Santa Fe, Tallapoosa, Glen Rock, Black Rock, Little Rock, Oskaloosa, Tennessee, Hennessey, Chicopee, Spirit Lake, Grand Lake, Devils Lake, Crater Lake, for Pete's sake. I've been everywhere, man. I've been everywhere, man. Crossed the desert's bare, man. I've breathed the mountain air, man. Of travel I've had my share, man. I've been everywhere. I've been to: Louisville, Nashville, Knoxville, Ombabika, Schefferville, Jacksonville, Waterville, Costa Rica, Pittsfield, Springfield, Bakersfield, Shreveport, Hackensack, Cadillac, Fond du Lac, Davenport, Idaho, Jellico, Argentina, Diamantina, Pasadena, Catalina, see what I mean-a. I've been everywhere, man. I've been everywhere, man. Crossed the desert's bare, man. I've breathed the mountain air, man. Of travel I've had my share, man. I've been everywhere. I've been to: Pittsburgh, Parkersburg, Gravelbourg, Colorado, Ellensburg, Rexburg, Vicksburg, Eldorado, Larimore, Admore, Haverstraw, Chatanika, Chaska, Nebraska, Alaska, Opelika, Baraboo, Waterloo, Kalamazoo, Kansas City, Sioux City, Cedar City, Dodge City, what a pity.

2011-04-16, 04:09 AM	#2
Fonz Former pr0n slinger. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Antwerp, Belgium Posts: 7,929	A good moning to you all! I'm a bit surprised to see a morning when it's actually morning over here Already up since 7:30 AM, which is very early for me, to give the son his bottle. One of the TV stations had "Magnum PI" on. Boy, did that take me back in time I'm going to play my first soccer game in 7 months this afternoon. I just hope my ankle will do fine. Other than that I've got nothing. __________________ See how I abuse little trees on my Shumi no Bonsai Blog

2011-04-16, 10:22 AM	#6
terry You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Montreal Posts: 5,883	Good Morning and Happy Saturday Everyone! I prefer this version... I was havin’ me a burger In a dirty greasy spoon café I was eatin it with relish When a man beside me turned to say What’s that pubic hair Doin layin on your bun I said I never saw it sittin there Are sure it’s really one He stood up on the counter And said now look here Blair I’ve traveled all over this country And I’ve seen pubic hair I’ve seen pubic hair man And I’ve never liked’em there man I’ve even got my share man Beneath my underwear man Stickin out here and there man I’ve seen pubic hair I’ve seen great ones, straight ones, on my dinner plate ones, Long ones, strong ones, little curly blonde ones Red ones, dead ones, layin on the head ones Black ones, brown ones, little ducky down ones Short ones, thick ones, growin from your dick ones, Growin ones, showin ones, flowin ones, blowin ones. I’ve seen pubic hair man And I’ve never liked’em there man I’ve even got my share man Beneath my underwear man Stickin out here and there man I’ve seen pubic hair I’ve seen bushy ones, pushy ones, up against your mushy ones, Slave ones, save ones, floatin in your gravy ones, Pretty ones, dirty ones, fluffin up your birdy ones, Neat ones, sweet ones, on a toilet seat ones, Heffer ones, whipper ones, catch’em in your zipper ones, Throw’em ones, show’em ones, flowin ones, glowin ones. I’ve seen pubic hair man And I’ve never liked’em there man I’ve even got my share man Beneath my underwear man Stickin out here and there man I’ve seen pubic hair I’ve seen bit ones, lit ones, around your sphincter lip ones, Dear ones, queer ones, find’em in your beer ones, Proud ones, loud ones, drop’em in the crowd ones, Quiet ones, diet ones, burger, shake and fry ones, Pop ones, quaff ones, floatin in the top ones, Triple ones, frozen ones, shardin in the hoser ones. I’ve seen pubic hair man And I’ve never liked’em there man I’ve even got my share man Beneath my underwear man Stickin out here and there man I’ve seen pubic hair Ain’t no kind he hasn’t seen I’ve seen Pubic hair Maclean And Maclean - I've Seen Pubic Hair __________________ Stop That 9 To 5 Go Green Grocery Store

2011-04-16, 01:42 PM	#7
JustRobert Bow Ties Are Cool Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: California Posts: 9,377	Good Morning Well yesterday I was burnt out and pissed off so it only makes sense that my old company would call me out of the blue to offer up a project that should run thru the end of the year. Can't believe I am writing this, I took it. I am a bit surprised since I am making more this year than last year and last year was better than the year before. Of course my network just got bitch slapped by G and quite frankly I needed a change of pace. Not quitting the biz at all. EroticToNaughty will continue to be updated and new projects to work on. Enjoy your weekend __________________ Submit Your Galleries To The Porn Luv Network!

2011-04-16, 01:49 PM	#8
babymaker Someone Turn Off The Damn Heat! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: The Sewer....err.philly i mean Posts: 1,366	Hi all just another rainy day still figuring out where i am moving to, this sux. __________________ *Get ElevatedX W/Hosting 99MO!*

2011-04-16, 07:36 AM	#4
pc Shift Out / X-On Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: unknown Posts: 2,298	Good morning all Some off line errands for me, pay bills then haunting for food at local Wegmans. Tonight more upgrading to my scripts. Have a good day everyone.

2011-04-16, 08:51 AM	#5
ArtWilliams You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 6,244	Good morning. I think today is an eBay day. I sold a few items and made a small dent a few weeks ago but there is more crap to be sold. Other than that, I will likely play cards tonight with some friends. Have a great day!

2011-04-16, 01:53 PM	#9
SheepGuy It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 2,527	Oh man I miss Maclean and Maclean, RIP. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhpXnYxwpfk&NR=1 __________________ If the Environment was a bank, they would have saved it by now.

2011-04-16, 01:55 PM	#10
SheepGuy It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 2,527	Congrats Robert! And very glad to hear you're not leaving the biz! __________________ If the Environment was a bank, they would have saved it by now.

2011-04-16, 02:46 PM	#11
bDok bang bang Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: SD/OC/LA Posts: 3,241	Good morning. Just up having some coffee and sending off a nba bracket for a pool i'm in. Filled it out the other day. Just need to get it to the person running the show. Going to head to the beach here soon as it's going to be a hot one here. __________________ submit to Nymphotic submit to Moistlace

2011-04-16, 03:20 PM	#12
bluebrit Along for the ride and loving it. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 1,873	Hi people long time no see I am still here and working but I have been up to my armpits in odds and sods and that's eaten into my time. WTG on the job Robert, I hope it goes well for you. Have a good one all.