Fucking Facebook!

Useless · 2015-02-26, 08:08 PM

For those of you who are my friends on Facebook, I have been locked out and it appears that my page is gone.

Fucking savages. They don't like my name. Nothing else.

Useless · 2015-02-26, 10:43 PM

Also, since both Doc Holly and I got booted during the same week, I'm betting that my stalker Jen is the one who reported us. I'm not changing my name and I'm not submitting documents to Facebook, so don't expect me back.

Cleo · 2015-02-26, 10:44 PM

You do seem to have been erased.

ecchi · 2015-02-27, 06:15 AM

Facebook is for kids and teenagers anyway. You are too old for Facebook.

Greenguy · 2015-02-27, 08:04 AM

Unfriended & blocked (her, not you)

JustRobert · 2015-02-27, 10:49 AM

You know you will be back in a week with a new name like Wolfie Von Longsausage

Useless · 2015-02-27, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenguy

Unfriended & blocked (her, not you)

Thank you, lover.

Useless · 2015-02-27, 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustRobert

You know you will be back in a week with a new name like Wolfie Von Longsausage

This whole situation is weird. When I took about two weeks off of Facebook, it didn't bother me at all. Being booted, however, feels oddly distressing.

Jel · 2015-03-04, 07:04 PM

that sucks mate

I know tons (6 or 7 equals tons, right?) of people locked out because of their name, which obviously gives me cause for concern also

Very annoying, especially as the creator of the damn thing goes by that ridiculously obvious made-up name of 'zuckenberg'

Greenguy · 2015-03-05, 05:40 PM

How cute! Jel misses his

buddy Wolfie

Useless · 2015-03-05, 10:34 PM

Awww! I feel loved.

I have been playing with Twitter which, as far as I can tell, is a fucking sewer. There isn't the same connection to people you "know." Everyone is a stranger and they post shit. Plus, I don't get to see my female friends bikini photos anymore.

Jel · 2015-03-08, 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenguy

How cute! Jel misses his

buddy Wolfie

I do!

lol

Jel · 2015-03-08, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Awww! I feel loved.

I have been playing with Twitter which, as far as I can tell, is a fucking sewer. There isn't the same connection to people you "know." Everyone is a stranger and they post shit. Plus, I don't get to see my female friends bikini photos anymore.

just make a new account, you lazy fuck

ecchi · 2015-03-08, 11:49 PM

I keep trying to advertise my book on FaceBook. They keep refusing to display the advert because it "shows an excessive amount of skin"!

2015-02-26, 08:08 PM	#1
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	Fucking Facebook! For those of you who are my friends on Facebook, I have been locked out and it appears that my page is gone. Fucking savages. They don't like my name. Nothing else. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2015-02-26, 10:43 PM	#2
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	Also, since both Doc Holly and I got booted during the same week, I'm betting that my stalker Jen is the one who reported us. I'm not changing my name and I'm not submitting documents to Facebook, so don't expect me back. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2015-02-26, 10:44 PM	#3
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	You do seem to have been erased. __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2015-02-27, 08:04 AM	#5
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,754	Unfriended & blocked (her, not you) __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2015-02-27, 10:49 AM	#6
JustRobert Bow Ties Are Cool Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: California Posts: 9,377	You know you will be back in a week with a new name like Wolfie Von Longsausage __________________ Submit Your Galleries To The Porn Luv Network!

2015-02-27, 06:15 AM	#4
ecchi Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: About to be evicted!!!! Posts: 4,082	Facebook is for kids and teenagers anyway. You are too old for Facebook.

2015-03-04, 07:04 PM	#9
Jel I'm the only guy in the world who has to wake up to have a nightmare Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: London, United Kingdom Posts: 1,895	that sucks mate I know tons (6 or 7 equals tons, right?) of people locked out because of their name, which obviously gives me cause for concern also Very annoying, especially as the creator of the damn thing goes by that ridiculously obvious made-up name of 'zuckenberg'

2015-03-05, 05:40 PM	#10
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,754	How cute! Jel misses his buddy Wolfie __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2015-03-05, 10:34 PM	#11
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	Awww! I feel loved. I have been playing with Twitter which, as far as I can tell, is a fucking sewer. There isn't the same connection to people you "know." Everyone is a stranger and they post shit. Plus, I don't get to see my female friends bikini photos anymore. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.