Partner application is UP

Useless · 2005-12-30, 11:01 PM

Can you dig it?

In order to better serve my valued submitters and keep myself from falling behind on reviews over and over again, I am beginning to move my link lists toward partner-only status. It is not a move that I wanted to make this soon, but the recent surge of steaming piles of yak shit being submitted by half-retarded cocksuckers has motivated me to start the process.

Here's the skinny: you toss five(5) good free sites into my application form, I look at them, kick them, sniff them from below, poor a little joy jelly on anything even remotely similar to an orifice and fuck 'em silly. Then I call you bad names that you've only ever heard from your poor drunken parents. After I wake up, covered in a combination of cheap beer vomit, jizz, and well-fucked HTML, I'll email you with a response.

Successful applicants will be granted partner status at both Whoring Wives and Filthy Earl. Can you feel the love? Whore!

Further useless comments and instructions on the application page.

>>> http://www.whoringwives.com/tgp/apply.php <<<

I'll begin reviewing partner apps this coming week. I don't have a deadline set for cutting off open submissions, but it is inevitable.

ponygirl · 2005-12-30, 11:09 PM

you mean you haven't rubbed one out over each of my sites already??
Jeez, I'm doing something wrong here heheh

good move, UW - anything that cuts down on the crap these days has to be good

Ponygirl

Toby · 2005-12-30, 11:13 PM

If we already have a partner account at Whoring Wives, will that also now include Filthy Earl?

MrYum · 2005-12-30, 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Can you dig it?

In order to better serve my valued submitters and keep myself from falling behind on reviews over and over again, I am beginning to move my link lists toward partner-only status. It is not a move that I wanted to make this soon, but the recent surge of steaming piles of yak shit being submitted by half-retarded cocksuckers has motivated me to start the process.

Here's the skinny: you toss five(5) good free sites into my application form, I look at them, kick them, sniff them from below, poor a little joy jelly on anything even remotely similar to an orifice and fuck 'em silly. Then I call you bad names that you've only ever heard from your poor drunken parents. After I wake up, covered in a combination of cheap beer vomit, jizz, and well-fucked HTML, I'll email you with a response.

Successful applicants will be granted partner status at both Whoring Wives and Filthy Earl. Can you feel the love? Whore!

Further useless comments and instructions on the application page.

>>> http://www.whoringwives.com/tgp/apply.php <<<

I'll begin reviewing partner apps this coming week. I don't have a deadline set for cutting off open submissions, but it is inevitable.

Damn...you are a funny man

Good idea UW...I've been thinking the same thing recently...and for the same reasons...bastages

Useless · 2005-12-30, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Toby

If we already have a partner account at Whoring Wives, will that also now include Filthy Earl?

Yes, but I have to do a big modification to ol' Earl's script this week. After that, he'll have a separate partners submission page and the open submission page will eventually die (on both sites). Earl is all kinds of fucked up right now anyway. My banners are almost all corrupt in phpadsnew and I have some other issues that need a good kick in the tires. It's time for a tune-up. He's still taking and listing submissions as we speak though.

Toby · 2005-12-30, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Yes, but I have to do a big modification to ol' Earl's script this week...

if you aren't back in three days we'll send Mingo.

Useless · 2005-12-30, 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrYum

Good idea UW...I've been thinking the same thing recently...and for the same reasons...bastages

Well, as anyone I've worked for will tell you, I'm a lazy fucker. I need deadlines and explicit instructions or I just don't perform well. So, working for myself can be hazardous.

I was already pretty bad about keeping pace with reviewing before the recent influx of bastages and corksuckers. They just pushed me over the edge. I like having open submissions because I reap some sick level of enjoyment out of reviewing newbies and helping them along the way. But we both know that the newest arrivals came straight off the blue bus and can't be helped. Not without a lead-filled club and a shovel anyway.

Useless · 2005-12-30, 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ponygirl

you mean you haven't rubbed one out over each of my sites already??
Jeez, I'm doing something wrong here heheh

Shhh. Don't tell anyone about my private review strategy. They'll find out why I'm so slow.

Jel · 2005-12-31, 01:37 AM

sent

Useless · 2005-12-31, 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jel

sent

Um...how many partner accounts do you want? You've had one for months.

EDIT - Oh, I get it now. There are a couple of you in there who already are partners, but are requesting partner accounts now. Back when WWives was only a TGP, I did a small partner drive. If you were given partner status back then for submitting galleries, you already have partner status for submitting free sites. I have often wondered why a couple of you were submitting free sites to Earl, but not to Wives where you are still submitting the occasional gallery. If I can add any more confusion into this process, just let me know.

Greenguy · 2005-12-31, 10:16 AM

Why did I think this was some sort of demented swinger thread?

MrYum · 2005-12-31, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Greenguy

Why did I think this was some sort of demented swinger thread?

Ummm...because UW started the thread

RawAlex · 2005-12-31, 10:55 AM

Can't be... UW isn't in Canada, so that wouldn't be, well, legal... right

Alex

Useless · 2005-12-31, 11:07 AM

I honestly don't know what any of you are talking about.

Jel · 2005-12-31, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Um...how many partner accounts do you want? You've had one for months.

Three.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

EDIT - Oh, I get it now. There are a couple of you in there who already are partners, but are requesting partner accounts now. Back when WWives was only a TGP, I did a small partner drive. If you were given partner status back then for submitting galleries, you already have partner status for submitting free sites. I have often wondered why a couple of you were submitting free sites to Earl, but not to Wives where you are still submitting the occasional gallery. If I can add any more confusion into this process, just let me know.

OK, now you tell us

Did I get another one or what? I assume different emails for each domain is the done thing?

japamor · 2006-01-01, 06:39 PM

Sent mine off today.

koalat · 2006-01-01, 08:07 PM

Hey UW,

When I hit the submit button I get the following message:

Something may have gone wrong with the form process.
Please tell Useless that he fucked up.

So I guess that's what I'm doing!

Useless · 2006-01-01, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by koalat

Hey UW,

When I hit the submit button I get the following message:

Something may have gone wrong with the form process.
Please tell Useless that he fucked up.

So I guess that's what I'm doing!

Ah poopy cocky.

I don't know why it's doing that for you. I can't seem to replicate the problem. I know your sites anyway. Just go ahead and PM me here with your choice of password. That should make it easy.

This doesn't mean that everyone who reports a problem with my script is going to get an easy partner account, btw.

koalat · 2006-01-01, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Ah poopy cocky.

I don't know why it's doing that for you. I can't seem to replicate the problem. I know your sites anyway. Just go ahead and PM me here with your choice of password. That should make it easy.

This doesn't mean that everyone who reports a problem with my script is going to get an easy partner account, btw.

Cool.

PM sent!

Thanks, UW.

Useless · 2006-01-03, 11:58 PM

I'm feeling lazy and not in a mood to start a new thread and my message has to do with this thread anyway, so....

I've begun some minor modifications at WW and big upgrades at Earl's, so if you get any errors during the submission process at either list, please try again later. Most of what I am doing is in the background and shouldn't effect submissions, but I am known for crossing wires and not smelling the smoke. This will go on for the next couple of days and hopefully no longer. One or both lists may become partner only when I'm done. I can't really predict this yet. It depends on how long that mini-keg of Heineken in my fridge lasts.

Thank you for your daughters.

Fonz · 2006-01-04, 04:55 AM

If I was you I'd start thinking what to do with all the spare time you'll have once you'll switch to "partners only"

Beaver Bob · 2006-01-04, 06:18 AM

applied

Useless · 2006-01-07, 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

I've begun some minor modifications at WW and big upgrades at Earl's, so if you get any errors during the submission process at either list, please try again later.

I'm in the process of scuttling Earl's filthy ship right fucking NOW -so don't be shocked when the submission page errors out. I probably have a solid hour of code hacking to do, so feel free to call me bad names while I do this.

HC-Majick · 2006-01-07, 01:07 PM

application sent

Useless · 2006-01-07, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by majick

application sent

I promise to take care of the partner apps that are in there now by Monday morning. If you haven't heard anything from me yet, it's only due to me not reviewing them yet.

I will contact all applicants either way.

Earl's submission page is running again and the new partner submission page is up too. http://www.filthyearl.com/partner-site-add.php

2005-12-30, 11:01 PM	#1
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	Partner application is UP Can you dig it? In order to better serve my valued submitters and keep myself from falling behind on reviews over and over again, I am beginning to move my link lists toward partner-only status. It is not a move that I wanted to make this soon, but the recent surge of steaming piles of yak shit being submitted by half-retarded cocksuckers has motivated me to start the process. Here's the skinny: you toss five(5) good free sites into my application form, I look at them, kick them, sniff them from below, poor a little joy jelly on anything even remotely similar to an orifice and fuck 'em silly. Then I call you bad names that you've only ever heard from your poor drunken parents. After I wake up, covered in a combination of cheap beer vomit, jizz, and well-fucked HTML, I'll email you with a response. Successful applicants will be granted partner status at both Whoring Wives and Filthy Earl. Can you feel the love? Whore! Further useless comments and instructions on the application page. >>> http://www.whoringwives.com/tgp/apply.php <<< I'll begin reviewing partner apps this coming week. I don't have a deadline set for cutting off open submissions, but it is inevitable. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2005-12-30, 11:09 PM	#2
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2005-12-30, 11:13 PM	#3
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2005-12-31, 10:16 AM	#11
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2005-12-31, 11:07 AM	#14
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	I honestly don't know what any of you are talking about. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2005-12-31, 01:37 AM	#9
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2005-12-31, 10:55 AM	#13
RawAlex Took the hint. Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 5,597	Can't be... UW isn't in Canada, so that wouldn't be, well, legal... right Alex

2006-01-01, 06:39 PM	#16
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2006-01-01, 08:07 PM	#17
koalat Are you sure you're an accredited and honored pornographer? Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 67	Hey UW, When I hit the submit button I get the following message: Something may have gone wrong with the form process. Please tell Useless that he fucked up. So I guess that's what I'm doing! __________________ Porn pays my bills, click here to learn more.

2006-01-03, 11:58 PM	#20
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	I'm feeling lazy and not in a mood to start a new thread and my message has to do with this thread anyway, so.... I've begun some minor modifications at WW and big upgrades at Earl's, so if you get any errors during the submission process at either list, please try again later. Most of what I am doing is in the background and shouldn't effect submissions, but I am known for crossing wires and not smelling the smoke. This will go on for the next couple of days and hopefully no longer. One or both lists may become partner only when I'm done. I can't really predict this yet. It depends on how long that mini-keg of Heineken in my fridge lasts. Thank you for your daughters. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2006-01-04, 04:55 AM	#21
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2006-01-04, 06:18 AM	#22
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2006-01-07, 01:07 PM	#24
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