Foot Fingers (aka Why Reviewers Should Write Their Own Descriptions)

Greenguy · 2008-10-13, 08:16 AM

I just logged into the open submits for LOR and the 1st one I saw had this as a description:

Hottie With A Pair Of Slender Legs Diddling Hard Dick With Her Foot Fingers

I sent it to Murray and we've been having a lot of fun with it since then. So far we have:

Murray:
It's slightly cool here tonight, I might put a cover on my foot fingers.
OHHHH NO I just stubbed my foot finger!

Me:
I'm going to clean the foot finger jam from mine.

Please feel free to join in on the

fun

Cleo · 2008-10-13, 08:19 AM

Lucky Hemingway's cats with six foot fingers they have.

Simon · 2008-10-13, 09:13 AM

I noticed a lot of foot fingers in the pictures in the losing weight thread. Some were just bare naked foot fingers and others sometimes had those foot finger mittens on them.

Fonz · 2008-10-13, 12:07 PM

Potafootfingers

Greenguy · 2008-10-13, 12:27 PM

How about Hand Toes? Huh? Come on!

SheepGuy · 2008-10-13, 01:11 PM

I keep bumping into things, my feet are all thumbs.

Simon · 2008-10-13, 03:00 PM

I saw one of those mixed martial arts fighters take a big hand toe in the eye the other night. Had to stop the fight until he could see again. It's the big hand toe in the eye rule.

DangerDave · 2008-10-13, 05:09 PM

OK. but I want to know.... did she have 12 inch toes?

DD

J. Falcon - ACW · 2008-10-13, 09:19 PM

boobookitty · 2008-10-13, 11:21 PM

I just painted my foot-fingernails...

papagmp · 2008-10-14, 02:50 AM

God damn - get your foot fingers out of your nose.......

Star Man · 2008-10-14, 07:07 AM

Pull my foot finger!

Mr. Blue · 2008-10-14, 07:31 AM

I could get a lot more work done if I had fully developed foot fingers, but mine are kind of small

NY Jester · 2008-10-15, 01:31 AM

hmm that's not a bad concept. I may order a second keyboard and mouse and use my foot fingers - I'll get double the work done.

Jel · 2008-10-15, 03:45 AM

I dance like a person with two left hands

HowlingWulf · 2008-10-15, 04:26 PM

That bitch just flipped me the foot finger wtf?

caringneo · 2008-10-18, 11:35 AM

LOL!

Next you are going to see,

Hottie With A Pair Of Slender Legs Giving HANDJOB with Her Foot!

boobookitty · 2008-10-18, 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by caringneo

LOL!

Next you are going to see,

Hottie With A Pair Of Slender Legs Giving HANDJOB with Her Foot!

I'm not posting a pic to that one, sorry...

stuveltje · 2008-10-19, 04:15 PM

i wonder if you can scratch your ass with a foot finger...Stu<--- gonna try that...but then she is going to ask her hubby to use his foot fingers for that...that is much easier

pc · 2008-10-19, 04:22 PM

I keep my hand toes crossed.
LOL at Jel post

Jel · 2008-10-19, 10:26 PM

Altogether now:

Heads, shoulders, knees and footfingers, knees and footfingers...

emmanuelle · 2008-10-20, 10:43 AM

I don't know about other languages, but in Serbo-Croatian, the same word is used for fingers and toes.

Simon · 2008-10-20, 11:41 AM

Quote:

I don't know about other languages, but in Serbo-Croatian, the same word is used for fingers and toes.

Bingo!

I think we have a winner,

Greenguy · 2008-10-20, 11:46 AM

I went to a Croation church when I was a kid - no wonder they always warned me about the dangers when toe-fucking a virgin!

Linkster · 2008-10-20, 09:02 PM

At least google likes it (I shoulda seo'd the phrase) = 14.9 million results

2008-10-13, 08:16 AM	#1
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,754	Foot Fingers (aka Why Reviewers Should Write Their Own Descriptions) I just logged into the open submits for LOR and the 1st one I saw had this as a description: *Hottie With A Pair Of Slender Legs Diddling Hard Dick With Her Foot Fingers* I sent it to Murray and we've been having a lot of fun with it since then. So far we have: Murray: It's slightly cool here tonight, I might put a cover on my foot fingers. OHHHH NO I just stubbed my foot finger! Me: I'm going to clean the foot finger jam from mine. Please feel free to join in on the fun __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2008-10-13, 08:19 AM	#2
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	Lucky Hemingway's cats with six foot fingers they have. __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2008-10-13, 09:13 AM	#3
Simon That which does not kill us, will try, try again. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Conch Republic Posts: 5,150	I noticed a lot of foot fingers in the pictures in the losing weight thread. Some were just bare naked foot fingers and others sometimes had those foot finger mittens on them. __________________ "If you're happy and you know it, think again." -- Guru Pitka

2008-10-13, 12:07 PM	#4
Fonz Former pr0n slinger. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Antwerp, Belgium Posts: 7,929	Potafootfingers __________________ See how I abuse little trees on my Shumi no Bonsai Blog

2008-10-13, 12:27 PM	#5
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,754	How about Hand Toes? Huh? Come on! __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2008-10-13, 01:11 PM	#6
SheepGuy It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 2,527	I keep bumping into things, my feet are all thumbs. __________________ If the Environment was a bank, they would have saved it by now.

2008-10-13, 03:00 PM	#7
Simon That which does not kill us, will try, try again. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Conch Republic Posts: 5,150	I saw one of those mixed martial arts fighters take a big hand toe in the eye the other night. Had to stop the fight until he could see again. It's the big hand toe in the eye rule. __________________ "If you're happy and you know it, think again." -- Guru Pitka

2008-10-13, 05:09 PM	#8
DangerDave Bonged Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: BrisVegas, AUSTRALIA Posts: 4,882	OK. but I want to know.... did she have 12 inch toes? DD __________________ Old Dollars >>>> Now with over 90 Hosted Free Sites <<<< DangerDave.com.au - Adult Links to Free Porn

2008-10-13, 09:19 PM	#9
J. Falcon - ACW Are you sure you're an accredited and honored pornographer? Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 64

2008-10-14, 02:50 AM	#11
papagmp That'll teach you to leave your sister unattended..... Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Colorado Springs Posts: 1,803	God damn - get your foot fingers out of your nose....... __________________ Submit: OutlawFreePorn

2008-10-14, 07:07 AM	#12
Star Man A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: clevel.......don't make me say it! Posts: 436	Pull my foot finger! __________________ good luck

2008-10-14, 07:31 AM	#13
Mr. Blue Searching for Jimmy Hoffa Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 771	I could get a lot more work done if I had fully developed foot fingers, but mine are kind of small __________________ 69Blue.com ICQ #223487665

2008-10-15, 01:31 AM	#14
NY Jester ICQ:147079406 Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: RockMEHardplace Posts: 2,996	hmm that's not a bad concept. I may order a second keyboard and mouse and use my foot fingers - I'll get double the work done. __________________ The Sexy Side of Porn

2008-10-15, 03:45 AM	#15
Jel I'm the only guy in the world who has to wake up to have a nightmare Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: London, United Kingdom Posts: 1,895	I dance like a person with two left hands

2008-10-15, 04:26 PM	#16
HowlingWulf Me fail English? That's unpossible! Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: FL Posts: 1,381	That bitch just flipped me the foot finger wtf? __________________ WordPress Porn directory theme => Maddos Create a Porn Tube => Video Pornster

2008-10-18, 11:35 AM	#17
caringneo Oh! I haven't changed since high school and suddenly I am uncool Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: PLANET EARTH Posts: 259	LOL! Next you are going to see, *Hottie With A Pair Of Slender Legs Giving HANDJOB with Her Foot!* __________________ Anal Gays

2008-10-19, 04:15 PM	#19
stuveltje Live and learn. And take very careful notes! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Sunny Holland Posts: 6,157	i wonder if you can scratch your ass with a foot finger...Stu<--- gonna try that...but then she is going to ask her hubby to use his foot fingers for that...that is much easier __________________ Canadian Sexlinks - submit Erotica search -submit

2008-10-19, 04:22 PM	#20
pc Shift Out / X-On Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: unknown Posts: 2,298	I keep my hand toes crossed. LOL at Jel post

2008-10-19, 10:26 PM	#21
Jel I'm the only guy in the world who has to wake up to have a nightmare Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: London, United Kingdom Posts: 1,895	Altogether now: Heads, shoulders, knees and footfingers, knees and footfingers...

2008-10-20, 10:43 AM	#22
emmanuelle 0100011101100101011001010 1101011001000000100001101 1010000110100101100011 Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,441	I don't know about other languages, but in Serbo-Croatian, the same word is used for fingers and toes.

2008-10-20, 11:46 AM	#24
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,754	I went to a Croation church when I was a kid - no wonder they always warned me about the dangers when toe-fucking a virgin! __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2008-10-20, 09:02 PM	#25
Linkster NO! Im not a female - but being a dragon, I do eat them. Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sex Delta Posts: 5,084	At least google likes it (I shoulda seo'd the phrase) = 14.9 million results __________________ Pussy Chompers Porn Links NSCash