What a fucking tool... - Page 2

Dr Bizzaro · 2006-06-15, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by cosmiccat

Wow, he's a fucking tool alright...and not the sharpest one in the shed! If that were me I'd be contacting his boss.

He owns the company. But I did forward the whole ugly email to the company he was representing.

If an employee or company I hiredacted that way to a potential client or business associate, I would want to know.

There was one more exchange where I tried to clearly explain who I was and what I do. His final email to me was:
"stupid american poofter.
why did you even waste time replying?
tool"

I guess he got the last word.

Surfn · 2006-06-15, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr Bizzaro

He owns the company. But I did forward the whole ugly email to the company he was representing.

If an employee or company I hiredacted that way to a potential client or business associate, I would want to know.

There was one more exchange where I tried to clearly explain who I was and what I do. His final email to me was:
"stupid american poofter.
why did you even waste time replying?
tool"

I guess he got the last word.

Unfucking believable

spazlabz · 2006-06-15, 11:10 AM

"poofter"
hahahaha
poor kid

spaz

Dr Bizzaro · 2006-06-15, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by spazlabz

"poofter"
hahahaha
poor kid

spaz

What exactly does that mean? I have no clue.

Useless · 2006-06-15, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr Bizzaro

What exactly does that mean? I have no clue.

Fag.

spazlabz · 2006-06-15, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Fag.

Thanks for that, my guess was going to be 'farter' LOL

spaz

MrYum · 2006-06-15, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by spazlabz

Thanks for that, my guess was going to be 'farter' LOL

spaz

Nah...that would be pffffter

Yup, that dumbass is going to take his toy store far in the biz

Dr Bizzaro · 2006-06-15, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by MrYum

Nah...that would be pffffter

Yup, that dumbass is going to take his toy store far in the biz

The most unfortunate thing (and this is just a guess) is that it looks like he owns communicatemedia.com.au which was probably hired by WildnWicked to get them traffic.
The domains have 2 different owners and in his first email, he stats “I have a client, wildnwicked.com that would like some international traffic.”

I did forward the whole thing to WildnWicked, so they know who is representing them and how they act and treat business associates.

For all I know, he may be a partner in that site too though.

spazlabz · 2006-06-15, 01:47 PM

http://wildnwicked.com/
doesn't look like a bad store, not sure how they could benefit from international traffic as the prices certainly are comparable with US based stores.... I can't imagine that an intellectual giant like this fellow could be involved with a company that seems to be so well put together.

spaz

GonZo · 2006-06-15, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr Bizzaro

So I write this back to him:
"With a smartass response like that, I am surprised you do any business at all.
I’ll be sure to not do any business with you in the future.

Thanks for wasting my time"

And in turn he writes this back to me:

"Wasting YOUR time? I come to you with business (and you act like you would be doing us a favour) and you bs to me about how you ALREADY have ONE client who has an adult shop? And that's wasting YOUR time? How many businesses do you have that deals in pornography? I don't see you saying to them 'I already have a pornographer, sorry'.... Let me guess... you are a one man band operating from a shed?

If you give me a fvckoff response, you'll get a reply in kind.

Be sure not to do business with me, jerkoff. You are one tiny business and there are thousands of others out there. I certainly wouldn't hand any money over anyway to a moron like you who appears to be operating as a one man band. I suggest you read Rip Off Report...
Ahhh.... hahahahahaha

I just noticed your 'client' is yourself...... hahahahaha...........

what an ugly little store. no WONDER you don't want any competition!

When you start looking closely at things like "I do not like to advertise for to close of competitors"
you always find the truth sooner or later. Maybe next time you should just come clean and stop bs'ing people."

I politely turned down his request because I already advertise for similar products (Moviesbymail, AEBN, etc) and do not want to compete with them. And that was acting like I was doing them a favor? Huh?

My client is myself? LOL….. WTF does that mean?
BSing people?

Can anyone decipher this lunatic’s rant and ramblings? Because he’s lost me.
Obviously this guy is new in the industry and has no fucking clue about anything, let alone how to do business with people.

If you do business with this guy or are approached by him, I would suggest you run fast and far.

What a joke.

Looks like Ramos got a new job.

QuickDraw · 2006-06-15, 03:05 PM

Too bad he doesn't use BoardTracker.. I'd love to see him come and try to defend himself

. Clueless jackass..

spazlabz · 2006-06-15, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by QuickDraw

Too bad he doesn't use BoardTracker.. I'd love to see him come and try to defend himself

. Clueless jackass..

Nah! actually coming HERE and trying to DEFEND himself would put him in a whole new special category of stupid then just a lame e mail has him in..
it would put him in a helmut wearing, outloud reading, bib needing, drooling moron category... and if that were the case he wouldn't have been able to find the 'send' key in the first place heh heh

spaz

Linkster · 2006-06-15, 03:34 PM

It looks like he designed that toy site for a client as part of the package - he advertises he does SEO,advertising etc and I noticed he has a box on his home page about how he just finished that site for them - the toy site is brand new (april or so)

Might have to look into hiring him for some SEO work since he does have some really good info on Google Adwords - oh wait - thats the same pdf thats on 12 other sites just with his stationary header on it

Torn Rose · 2006-06-15, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Linkster

Might have to look into hiring him for some SEO work since he does have some really good info on Google Adwords - oh wait - thats the same pdf thats on 12 other sites just with his stationary header on it

I have laughed more in this thread then I have in any other in a while.

DanielAEBN · 2006-06-21, 02:01 PM

wow....just wow.... thanks for the chuckles guys.

TotallyJeanette · 2006-06-21, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Agent Deepshit

I second that. Give him something to think about when he's flipping that burger at Wendys.

Haha,

Ditto!

docholly · 2006-06-21, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr Bizzaro

He owns the company. But I did forward the whole ugly email to the company he was representing.

If an employee or company I hiredacted that way to a potential client or business associate, I would want to know.

There was one more exchange where I tried to clearly explain who I was and what I do. His final email to me was:
"stupid american poofter.
why did you even waste time replying?
tool"

I guess he got the last word.

Ahhh he must have attended the BestBuy School of Customer Service.

communicate · 2006-12-06, 10:34 PM

You are truly the King of KnobEnds....

I approached DrB with a request to provide more information (and yes, I do have a vested interest in the business) and the response I got was just unnecessarily rude. So you got a response in kind... interesting how you only mention portions of each email though...

So, you claimed to have another adult shop as a client... only later did i find out that it is YOUR adult shop. And a pretty crap one at that.. no WONDER you didn't want another adult shop advertising there! The competition would have killed you! Understand that in your little world, everyone may have heard of you, but here, you are a nobody.

Anyway, your posts have been entertaining and show what an absolute fvckwit you truly are. At least your post improved my search engine rankings a bit... thanks for that!

In the end, though, you are just a typical white trash moron, you greatly overvalue your worth in this world, and in this industry. So fvcking what if you think you can convince people not to deal with me! I have read the responses of some of your illustrious posters, and I am not going to cry about any loss of business from them or yourself, geniuses that you are. Your responses in this forum have been unthinking, borderline illiterate and not even showing a glimmer of wit. All it shows is how much time you have spent stewing over my response to your pathetic attempt at trying to sound like a professional company.

We have fvcking sheep farmers here that have more respect for themselves and the way they do business.

My response was treating like with like. If you can't stand the reply, don't send the fvcking message, you two bit white trash hack.

Have a nice day, scrubber.

communicate · 2006-12-06, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by DanielAEBN

wow....just wow.... thanks for the chuckles guys.

well done Daniel, you have truly represented your company. We advertise with you. Well we did at any rate ... we are pulling the ads today after your comments.

Congratulations.

Greenguy · 2006-12-06, 10:46 PM

DangerDave · 2006-12-06, 10:48 PM

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Useless · 2006-12-06, 10:59 PM

This is really none of my fvcking (pronounced: favucking, I suppose) business, but I just have to...

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Originally Posted by communicate

Anyway, your posts have been entertaining and show what an absolute fvckwit you truly are. At least your post improved my search engine rankings a bit... thanks for that!

How so? Your site, communicatemedia.com.au, hasn't been linked to in a single instance within this thread. Or are you referring to that toy shop with the PR0 (some six months after its birth) and the Alexa ranking of 2,683,250?

Truly, I'm most struck mostly by this whole "fvcking" thing. Is the "u" on your fvcking keyboard broken, or what? How can one be so ready to insult, yet completely unwilling to say fuck?

communicate · 2006-12-06, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

This is really none of my fvcking (pronounced: favucking, I suppose) business, but I just have to...
How so? Your site, communicatemedia.com.au, hasn't been linked to in a single instance within this thread. Or are you referring to that toy shop with the PR0 (some six months after its birth) and the Alexa ranking of 2,683,250?

Truly, I'm most struck mostly by this whole "fvcking" thing. Is the "u" on your fvcking keyboard broken, or what? How can one be so ready to insult, yet completely unwilling to say fuck?

used to flaming stupid yanks on boards that don't allow you to use the FUCK word...

as for communicatemedia, well you have mentioned it now, haven't you! well done!

spread the word - all publicity is good publicity

Dr Bizzaro · 2006-12-06, 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by communicate

You are truly the King of KnobEnds....

I approached DrB with a request to provide more information (and yes, I do have a vested interest in the business) and the response I got was just unnecessarily rude. So you got a response in kind... interesting how you only mention portions of each email though...

So, you claimed to have another adult shop as a client... only later did i find out that it is YOUR adult shop. And a pretty crap one at that.. no WONDER you didn't want another adult shop advertising there! The competition would have killed you! Understand that in your little world, everyone may have heard of you, but here, you are a nobody.

Anyway, your posts have been entertaining and show what an absolute fvckwit you truly are. At least your post improved my search engine rankings a bit... thanks for that!

In the end, though, you are just a typical white trash moron, you greatly overvalue your worth in this world, and in this industry. So fvcking what if you think you can convince people not to deal with me! I have read the responses of some of your illustrious posters, and I am not going to cry about any loss of business from them or yourself, geniuses that you are. Your responses in this forum have been unthinking, borderline illiterate and not even showing a glimmer of wit. All it shows is how much time you have spent stewing over my response to your pathetic attempt at trying to sound like a professional company.

We have fvcking sheep farmers here that have more respect for themselves and the way they do business.

My response was treating like with like. If you can't stand the reply, don't send the fvcking message, you two bit white trash hack.

Have a nice day, scrubber.

Here are the 1st 3 unedited emails:

1st email from you:
"I have a client, wildnwicked.com that would like some international traffic. They would expect around 1,000 visitors per day, for about 1 month to start.
Can you advise me of rates and structure thanks, and anything we need to do on our side of things.
Our site sells adult products (predominantly in Australia but also New Zealand, US,UK and Canada), and includes DVD's, Video on Demand (via AEBN), lingerie (custom made included) and toys (vibes, pumps, etc).
Regards
Justin Hollow"

My response:
"Justin,
Sorry, but we already have a toy/DVD store that we send traffic to. I do not like to advertise for too close of competitors.
Thanks for your interest."

Your reponse:
"what, you have ONE store?
wow....
really running a huge business, huh...."

As anyone with 1/2 a brain can see, I was very cordial in my initial response. What I got back was some smart ass comments.
So yeah, after that I am going to be rude.
You sound like you have much to learn about how to talk and do business with people.

Now 6 months later you reply to this post and make yourself look even worse than I did.

Nice work.
I see you still have that same business class and sense as you did 6 months ago. Thanks for proving my point for me.

White trash. Scrubber. Ouch. That hurts.

Useless · 2006-12-06, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by communicate

used to flaming stupid yanks on boards that don't allow you to use the FUCK word...

as for communicatemedia, well you have mentioned it now, haven't you! well done!

spread the word - all publicity is good publicity

Are you sure that you do SEO? Us using your name here, while not linking to your site, will draw searchers HERE and thereby harm your SE rankings for your own name. I'd still be more than willing to spread the word if that's what you want.

communicatemedia doesn't understand basic SEO.
communicatemedia can't achieve a PR1 after 6 months.
communicatemedia wears frilly panties.

2006-06-15, 11:10 AM	#28
spazlabz You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Bluegrass State Posts: 963	"poofter" hahahaha poor kid spaz __________________

2006-06-15, 01:47 PM	#34
spazlabz You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Bluegrass State Posts: 963	http://wildnwicked.com/ doesn't look like a bad store, not sure how they could benefit from international traffic as the prices certainly are comparable with US based stores.... I can't imagine that an intellectual giant like this fellow could be involved with a company that seems to be so well put together. spaz __________________

2006-06-15, 03:34 PM	#38
Linkster NO! Im not a female - but being a dragon, I do eat them. Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sex Delta Posts: 5,084	It looks like he designed that toy site for a client as part of the package - he advertises he does SEO,advertising etc and I noticed he has a box on his home page about how he just finished that site for them - the toy site is brand new (april or so) Might have to look into hiring him for some SEO work since he does have some really good info on Google Adwords - oh wait - thats the same pdf thats on 12 other sites just with his stationary header on it __________________ Pussy Chompers Porn Links NSCash

2006-06-21, 02:01 PM	#40
DanielAEBN Internet! Is that thing still around? Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 3	wow....just wow.... thanks for the chuckles guys. __________________ Daniel Fairchild Account Administrator daniel.fairchild@aebn.net 1-800-628-0241 ext-239 ICQ : 342486846 http://www.aebn.com

2006-12-06, 10:34 PM	#43
communicate Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 29	I love weasels like you You are truly the King of KnobEnds.... I approached DrB with a request to provide more information (and yes, I do have a vested interest in the business) and the response I got was just unnecessarily rude. So you got a response in kind... interesting how you only mention portions of each email though... So, you claimed to have another adult shop as a client... only later did i find out that it is YOUR adult shop. And a pretty crap one at that.. no WONDER you didn't want another adult shop advertising there! The competition would have killed you! Understand that in your little world, everyone may have heard of you, but here, you are a nobody. Anyway, your posts have been entertaining and show what an absolute fvckwit you truly are. At least your post improved my search engine rankings a bit... thanks for that! In the end, though, you are just a typical white trash moron, you greatly overvalue your worth in this world, and in this industry. So fvcking what if you think you can convince people not to deal with me! I have read the responses of some of your illustrious posters, and I am not going to cry about any loss of business from them or yourself, geniuses that you are. Your responses in this forum have been unthinking, borderline illiterate and not even showing a glimmer of wit. All it shows is how much time you have spent stewing over my response to your pathetic attempt at trying to sound like a professional company. We have fvcking sheep farmers here that have more respect for themselves and the way they do business. My response was treating like with like. If you can't stand the reply, don't send the fvcking message, you two bit white trash hack. Have a nice day, scrubber.

2006-06-15, 03:05 PM	#36
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