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JoeA · 2005-03-29, 08:20 PM

guessing the reason this gallery was rejected:

http://www.saharagetsdirty.com/TGP/12/10012.htm

All I can say is.. I pissed in my pants with laughter when I read the rejection email..

The dumbest answer could be the one.. So please try. The prize is... ????

emmanuelle · 2005-03-29, 08:31 PM

For passing off a lebanese girl as Indian?

:-D

JoeA · 2005-03-29, 08:47 PM

Ummm... No because Sahara is Anglo Indian... And I hope that was a joke about her being Lebanese

I can promise you no one, unless they work for the site who rejected it, will ever get the answer.. It really is the dumbest and best ever

amadman · 2005-03-29, 08:50 PM

maybe because the one video looking thing is not linked to a video?

ronnie · 2005-03-29, 08:52 PM

I was going to say the vid graphic not being linked also.

That Sari is not a real word?

Hey, whats the prize?

The top pics look like thumbs but are not linked? .html page instead of .html?

ronnie

MrMaryLou · 2005-03-29, 08:55 PM

Lack of nudity

Brav · 2005-03-29, 09:50 PM

Either not enough nudity or a misleading banner (blind link).

Useless · 2005-03-29, 09:52 PM

Reason1- The image map is all fucked up in Firefox. It looks fine, but I can click all day and not get the first video.

Reason2- Recips are on the bottom. I'm amused by submitters who think that those ugly recips are mucking up their beautiful page design.

Reason3- See MML's response.

Brav · 2005-03-29, 09:53 PM

Or you forgot to add the maps location for map61 and therfore there were only 2 movies when 3 is required

Head Boy · 2005-03-30, 03:21 AM

You've mis-spelt her name - the Sahara is a desert and not a girl.

HappySmut · 2005-03-30, 06:12 AM

maybe for improper meta tags?

<meta NAME="Generator" CONTENT="Jasc Paint Shop Pro 7">

lol

Head Boy · 2005-03-30, 06:19 AM

You're using the file name "msbanner1.gif" and Microsoft has everything with ms in it trademarked (including scams

).

Useless · 2005-03-30, 06:50 AM

Did I win anything yet? Joe? Are you there Joe?

JoeA · 2005-03-30, 07:45 AM

Mr MaryLou....

Sahara is a porn star as this listing: http://www.bgafd.co.uk/actresses/details.php/id/s0288 So why is there a need for nudity, when under 18's can access the 1000's of free sites on the net any way...

I did fuck up with the links to two of the clips but that wasn't mentioned in the rejection...

The recips at the bottom of the page aren't a problem as they are in view to the surfer when he see's the bottom of the gallery. He doesn't need to scroll down further.

As for recips being at the top as some sites DEMAND... I'm new to this side of the biz and I'd like to know why DEMAND ? Galleries are only listed for a short while yet remain live for a lot longer, so why should they be at the top. List a gallery permanently and your link can be at the top. We are trying to sell our pay sites and not promote listing sites.

One of the first lessons I learned when I started in the avs biz in Feb '99.... Don't have any banners to other sites on a tour in view to a surfer... Point him in one direction... Inside the site... So any banners I've used for other sites have always gone at the bottom of my pages since then

Having a small script link is good for se relevancy. Any that I might use on my sites at the bottom of a page are to other sites of mine, which have good listings

Kezza · 2005-03-30, 08:22 AM

I am sure you have learnt a lot of things since you started... but a good thing to keep in mind... and you might like to write down in that list of things you have learnt...

If you want to get free traffic from someone... its best to follow his/her rules

Ramster · 2005-03-30, 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoeA

As for recips being at the top as some sites DEMAND... I'm new to this side of the biz and I'd like to know why DEMAND ? Galleries are only listed for a short while yet remain live for a lot longer, so why should they be at the top. List a gallery permanently and your link can be at the top. We are trying to sell our pay sites and not promote listing sites.

I'd bet if you could do a study you'd find more people click recips at the bottom than at the top.

When a surfer enters a gallery page they are looking for pics. They are not going to click the recip button at the top before looking for pics. As the surfer makes his/her way down the page looking at more pics they finally reach the bottom and you have either have a banner to the paysite or recip links to "more free porn". Hello recips, off they go.

I could be wrong of course

RawAlex · 2005-03-30, 10:25 AM

Joe, perhaps because you are showing a windows media player, which would make the clips appear not to be available for mac users?

Or perhaps the extra link off to your site on the copyright notice?

Lack of a 2257 notice?

Alex

Useless · 2005-03-30, 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoeA

Galleries are only listed for a short while yet remain live for a lot longer, so why should they be at the top. List a gallery permanently and your link can be at the top.

There are many TGPs that list galleries permanently on their archive pages. I list submitted gals on my TGP forever and ever on my category pages and rotate them daily. They only get deleted if they 404, redirect or the submitter calls me bad names on the board. (Hey, I'm being honest)

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoeA

We are trying to sell our pay sites and not promote listing sites.

We're trying to promote our sites, not your paysites, so I guess we'll need to find a way to make it work for each other. We all took acception to some of the rules when we started, but once you just accept the system, it all flows nicely.

JoeA · 2005-03-30, 10:42 AM

Alex

I posted the reason above your last post...

There wasn't enough nudity.... DUH.

All my galleries in the TGP folder have the same info on them and have been accepted. As I live in the UK a 2257 is not needed but the information is available on the main site any way

Warrior

Regarding the permanent listing of galleries by you and others... There is a simple answer...

Sign up as an affiliate to sites. When yo move a gallery to the archive, you could change the link to include your affiliate id, then you will make money that way..

Cleo · 2005-03-30, 11:12 AM

You should start your own TGP and then you could have the rules just the way you like them.

How exactly would you propose that we would be able to change the affiliate code on a gallery?

JoeA · 2005-03-30, 11:16 AM

As I don't run TGP's I don't know how your scripts are run, so I can't answer that question... It was an idea to help you who do run them make some money another way..

There must be a scripts guru who could come up with an idea of how to add the id

Cleo · 2005-03-30, 11:20 AM

I know that you do not run a TGP, it shows in the ignorance of your posts.

The only way to change the code on a gallery is to login to their server and change it. Ok, give me your FTP login info so I can go into your server now and change your codes to mine, all of them.

frankthetank · 2005-03-30, 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramster

I'd bet if you could do a study you'd find more people click recips at the bottom than at the top.

When a surfer enters a gallery page they are looking for pics. They are not going to click the recip button at the top before looking for pics. As the surfer makes his/her way down the page looking at more pics they finally reach the bottom and you have either have a banner to the paysite or recip links to "more free porn". Hello recips, off they go.

I could be wrong of course

i think you are right. i counted clicks on some sites and bottom links are much more often clicked...

frankthetank · 2005-03-30, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cleo

I know that you do not run a TGP, it shows in the ignorance of your posts.

The only way to change the code on a gallery is to login to their server and change it. Ok, give me your FTP login info so I can go into your server now and change your codes to mine, all of them.

Nice idea, but I would prefer keeping my links in my galleries. Archieved galleries aren´t so bad, are they?

JoeA · 2005-03-30, 11:39 AM

Aren't the links listed on your site... Therefore they are on your server...

If you could add the affiliate id as I suggested then it would be carried through to the main site if you were an affiliate to a site who use CCBill as a cookie is dropped on the surfers pc... I even have mine set to 14 days, so if a surfer comes back within this time, the affiliate receives the credit.

I won't make derogatory remarks to you about being ignorant, as you obviously aren't a pay site owner and so wouldn't be expected know this. I don't know how tgp's are run except for the use of trading scripts to send surfers everywhere but where they want to go more often than not

You could simply have replied that there isn't a script for this, without being insulting and patronising

2005-03-29, 08:20 PM	#1
JoeA Are you sure you're an accredited and honored pornographer? Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: London UK Posts: 65	OK... There's a prize on offer for guessing the reason this gallery was rejected: http://www.saharagetsdirty.com/TGP/12/10012.htm All I can say is.. I pissed in my pants with laughter when I read the rejection email.. The dumbest answer could be the one.. So please try. The prize is... ???? __________________ http://www.saharagetsdirty.com http://www.ravishingindians.com Last edited by JoeA; 2005-03-29 at 08:21 PM.. Reason: spelling error

2005-03-29, 08:47 PM	#3
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2005-03-29, 09:50 PM	#7
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2005-03-29, 09:52 PM	#8
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	Reason1- The image map is all fucked up in Firefox. It looks fine, but I can click all day and not get the first video. Reason2- Recips are on the bottom. I'm amused by submitters who think that those ugly recips are mucking up their beautiful page design. Reason3- See MML's response. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2005-03-29, 08:31 PM	#2
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2005-03-29, 08:50 PM	#4
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2005-03-29, 08:52 PM	#5
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2005-03-29, 09:53 PM	#9
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2005-03-30, 07:45 AM	#14
JoeA Are you sure you're an accredited and honored pornographer? Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: London UK Posts: 65	The winner is.... Mr MaryLou.... Sahara is a porn star as this listing: http://www.bgafd.co.uk/actresses/details.php/id/s0288 So why is there a need for nudity, when under 18's can access the 1000's of free sites on the net any way... I did fuck up with the links to two of the clips but that wasn't mentioned in the rejection... The recips at the bottom of the page aren't a problem as they are in view to the surfer when he see's the bottom of the gallery. He doesn't need to scroll down further. As for recips being at the top as some sites DEMAND... I'm new to this side of the biz and I'd like to know why DEMAND ? Galleries are only listed for a short while yet remain live for a lot longer, so why should they be at the top. List a gallery permanently and your link can be at the top. We are trying to sell our pay sites and not promote listing sites. One of the first lessons I learned when I started in the avs biz in Feb '99.... Don't have any banners to other sites on a tour in view to a surfer... Point him in one direction... Inside the site... So any banners I've used for other sites have always gone at the bottom of my pages since then Having a small script link is good for se relevancy. Any that I might use on my sites at the bottom of a page are to other sites of mine, which have good listings __________________ http://www.saharagetsdirty.com http://www.ravishingindians.com

2005-03-30, 08:22 AM	#15
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2005-03-30, 10:25 AM	#17
RawAlex Took the hint. Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 5,597	Joe, perhaps because you are showing a windows media player, which would make the clips appear not to be available for mac users? Or perhaps the extra link off to your site on the copyright notice? Lack of a 2257 notice? Alex

2005-03-30, 10:42 AM	#19
JoeA Are you sure you're an accredited and honored pornographer? Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: London UK Posts: 65	Raw Alex and Useless Warrior Alex I posted the reason above your last post... There wasn't enough nudity.... DUH. All my galleries in the TGP folder have the same info on them and have been accepted. As I live in the UK a 2257 is not needed but the information is available on the main site any way Warrior Regarding the permanent listing of galleries by you and others... There is a simple answer... Sign up as an affiliate to sites. When yo move a gallery to the archive, you could change the link to include your affiliate id, then you will make money that way.. __________________ http://www.saharagetsdirty.com http://www.ravishingindians.com

2005-03-30, 11:12 AM	#20
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2005-03-30, 11:16 AM	#21
JoeA Are you sure you're an accredited and honored pornographer? Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: London UK Posts: 65	Cleo :) As I don't run TGP's I don't know how your scripts are run, so I can't answer that question... It was an idea to help you who do run them make some money another way.. There must be a scripts guru who could come up with an idea of how to add the id __________________ http://www.saharagetsdirty.com http://www.ravishingindians.com

2005-03-30, 11:20 AM	#22
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	I know that you do not run a TGP, it shows in the ignorance of your posts. The only way to change the code on a gallery is to login to their server and change it. Ok, give me your FTP login info so I can go into your server now and change your codes to mine, all of them. __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2005-03-30, 11:39 AM	#25
JoeA Are you sure you're an accredited and honored pornographer? Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: London UK Posts: 65	Ummmm Cleo Aren't the links listed on your site... Therefore they are on your server... If you could add the affiliate id as I suggested then it would be carried through to the main site if you were an affiliate to a site who use CCBill as a cookie is dropped on the surfers pc... I even have mine set to 14 days, so if a surfer comes back within this time, the affiliate receives the credit. I won't make derogatory remarks to you about being ignorant, as you obviously aren't a pay site owner and so wouldn't be expected know this. I don't know how tgp's are run except for the use of trading scripts to send surfers everywhere but where they want to go more often than not You could simply have replied that there isn't a script for this, without being insulting and patronising __________________ http://www.saharagetsdirty.com http://www.ravishingindians.com