Greenguy's Board


Go Back   Greenguy's Board > Chit Chat
Register FAQ Calendar Today's Posts

View Poll Results: What do you think his real birthday present is?
I think she's finally going to take it like a man. 3 60.00%
I think he's finally going to take it like a woman. 2 40.00%
Voters: 5. You may not vote on this poll

Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Rate Thread Display Modes
Old 2014-02-07, 09:39 AM   #1
Simon
That which does not kill us, will try, try again.
 
Simon's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Conch Republic
Posts: 5,150
Send a message via ICQ to Simon Send a message via AIM to Simon Send a message via Yahoo to Simon
Question Trojan's new commercial - who gets what where next?

This is the new Trojan commercial in case you're not seeing it on TV where you are...



Your perception may be different than mine, but the way I see it, on his birthday this woman probably woke up her man with a nice morning blowjob and a good fuck. He says it's the best birthday present ever. She tells him that wasn't his present, and hands him the bottle of lube.

My Premise: One of them is about to take it in the ass.

Survey: Is she finally going to give up her backdoor as his real birthday present? Or is she about to strap one on and make his secret dreams come true at last?

So...how do you read the signs on this one?

__________________
"If you're happy and you know it, think again." -- Guru Pitka
Simon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2014-02-07, 09:52 AM   #2
Cleo
Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West
 
Cleo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Southeast Florida
Posts: 27,936
She isn't in to it and is just trying to appease him so she needs lube since she is dry as a desert.
__________________
Free Rides on Uber and Lyft
Uber Car: uberTzTerri
Lyft Car: TZ896289
Cleo is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2014-02-07, 10:55 AM   #3
Simon
That which does not kill us, will try, try again.
 
Simon's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Conch Republic
Posts: 5,150
Send a message via ICQ to Simon Send a message via AIM to Simon Send a message via Yahoo to Simon
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cleo View Post
She isn't in to it and is just trying to appease him so she needs lube since she is dry as a desert.
Naah...gotta disagree on that one. She's the one who woke him up at 4 am, and she's the one suggesting another round. Plus, if she's really not into him fucking her again, that just might be another reason to vote for the second option.

But let's see what some others say (can add a third option to the vote if needed?).

I'm wondering how people read their expressions right at the moment when she shows him the lube.

__________________
"If you're happy and you know it, think again." -- Guru Pitka
Simon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2014-02-07, 12:33 PM   #4
Cleo
Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West
 
Cleo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Southeast Florida
Posts: 27,936
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simon View Post
She's the one who woke him up at 4 am, and she's the one suggesting another round.
She just wants to make him very happy before he finds out how much of his money she spent shopping for shoes.

You can add as many as you want to the poll.
__________________
Free Rides on Uber and Lyft
Uber Car: uberTzTerri
Lyft Car: TZ896289
Cleo is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2014-02-07, 01:45 PM   #5
ArtWilliams
You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
 
ArtWilliams's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Toronto, Canada
Posts: 6,244
Send a message via ICQ to ArtWilliams
What? There's no option for mutual, simultaneous, anal fisting?

Actually, I thought she was suggesting she'd take up ass. <- I always wanted to use the assfuck emoticon!

Last edited by ArtWilliams; 2014-02-07 at 01:47 PM..
ArtWilliams is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2014-02-09, 11:08 AM   #6
Simon
That which does not kill us, will try, try again.
 
Simon's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Conch Republic
Posts: 5,150
Send a message via ICQ to Simon Send a message via AIM to Simon Send a message via Yahoo to Simon
Okay... after two days the votes are 2 for her taking it like a man and only one vote for him taking it like a woman. So I guess either everyone is glued to the Olympics on tv or no one really cares who gets it where.




.
__________________
"If you're happy and you know it, think again." -- Guru Pitka
Simon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2014-02-09, 12:41 PM   #7
Cleo
Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West
 
Cleo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Southeast Florida
Posts: 27,936
To tell you the truth I just saw it as a woman trying to be sexual with her man. Anal, pegging or anything else didn't come to mind.
__________________
Free Rides on Uber and Lyft
Uber Car: uberTzTerri
Lyft Car: TZ896289
Cleo is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2014-02-09, 05:31 PM   #8
mOrrI
You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
 
mOrrI's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Portugal
Posts: 1,083
Bad acting!
__________________
mOrrI is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2014-02-10, 11:05 AM   #9
Greenguy
The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep
 
Greenguy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo)
Posts: 41,758
Send a message via ICQ to Greenguy
Where's the "She woke him up for no reason & now she's gonna give him a handjob because she's not in the mood" option for the poll?

And Trojan has an app? This I need to see!

Personally, we like the KY Yours & Mine Lubes, mostly because once the area is lubed up, you can easily just shove the bottle in there
__________________

Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network
Greenguy is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 05:55 PM.


Mark Read
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.1
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
© Greenguy Marketing Inc