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Old 2006-06-14, 10:03 AM   #1
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What a fucking tool...

So I get an email from some tool names Justin Hollow from communicatemedia.com.au , looking to buy traffic for a client, WildnWicked.
They sell toys, DVD, VOD, lingerie, etc. All of which I already have via the MovieByMall toy store I push and AEBN.

I email back and say"Sorry, but we already have a toy/DVD store that we send traffic to. I do not like to advertise for to close of competitors.
Thanks for your interest."


Here is the smart ass email response I just received back:

"what, you have ONE store?
wow....
really running a huge business, huh...."

What a fucking tool.

I would advise everyoneone NOT to do business with assholes like this guy. I feel bad for the companies who hire him to represent them. Makes everyone involved look bad.
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Old 2006-06-14, 10:17 AM   #2
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NO HE DIDNT!!
hahha that has got to rank as one of the stupiest e mail replies i have ever seen.
Thanks for the chuckle Dr.B


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Old 2006-06-14, 10:20 AM   #3
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I agree...a fucking tool indeed!
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Old 2006-06-14, 10:20 AM   #4
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Some people just don't take "no" very professionally and really have no business in marketing. At least he didn't try begging first and showed his true colors right away.
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Old 2006-06-14, 10:22 AM   #5
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LOL...Nice.....
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Old 2006-06-14, 10:28 AM   #6
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No lapdance for him

sorry.., even after 2 years I associate DrB with lapdances
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Old 2006-06-14, 10:51 AM   #7
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Yep, that's one for the dumbass award
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Old 2006-06-14, 11:03 AM   #8
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Haha good one. What an ass.

So you only have one store then?
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Old 2006-06-14, 11:07 AM   #9
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Old 2006-06-14, 11:10 AM   #10
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I think this guy should get the stupid shit head of the month award. He obviously was communicating with you and had no fucking clue about you.

All the contact emails go to this tool so he's probably not hired and part of the ownership, which means the entire company is filled with tools.
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Old 2006-06-14, 11:35 AM   #11
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You really only have 1 store for DVD's & toys?

I try to confuse my surfers by sending them to 10 different stores via hard coded product links so that their shopping carts are never correct
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Old 2006-06-14, 02:35 PM   #12
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So I write this back to him:
"With a smartass response like that, I am surprised you do any business at all.
I’ll be sure to not do any business with you in the future.

Thanks for wasting my time"


And in turn he writes this back to me:

"Wasting YOUR time? I come to you with business (and you act like you would be doing us a favour) and you bs to me about how you ALREADY have ONE client who has an adult shop? And that's wasting YOUR time? How many businesses do you have that deals in pornography? I don't see you saying to them 'I already have a pornographer, sorry'.... Let me guess... you are a one man band operating from a shed?

If you give me a fvckoff response, you'll get a reply in kind.

Be sure not to do business with me, jerkoff. You are one tiny business and there are thousands of others out there. I certainly wouldn't hand any money over anyway to a moron like you who appears to be operating as a one man band. I suggest you read Rip Off Report...
Ahhh.... hahahahahaha

I just noticed your 'client' is yourself...... hahahahaha...........

what an ugly little store. no WONDER you don't want any competition!

When you start looking closely at things like "I do not like to advertise for to close of competitors"
you always find the truth sooner or later. Maybe next time you should just come clean and stop bs'ing people."






I politely turned down his request because I already advertise for similar products (Moviesbymail, AEBN, etc) and do not want to compete with them. And that was acting like I was doing them a favor? Huh?

My client is myself? LOL….. WTF does that mean?
BSing people?

Can anyone decipher this lunatic’s rant and ramblings? Because he’s lost me.
Obviously this guy is new in the industry and has no fucking clue about anything, let alone how to do business with people.

If you do business with this guy or are approached by him, I would suggest you run fast and far.

What a joke.
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Old 2006-06-14, 02:43 PM   #13
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...Can anyone decipher this lunatic’s rant and ramblings?...
Stop worrying about what other people think of you & get back in your shed, you one man band.

I ALREADY HAVE A PORNOGRAPHER!





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Old 2006-06-14, 02:46 PM   #14
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Stop worrying about what other people think of you & get back in your shed, you one man band.

I ALREADY HAVE A PORNOGRAPHER!

This was more of an "exposure of a tool" post.

Now if you'll excuse me, my shed awaits.
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Old 2006-06-14, 02:52 PM   #15
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This was more of an "exposure of a tool" post.

Now if you'll excuse me, my shed awaits.
Tool? Shed? Next thing you'll be making cracks about your "hoes"
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Old 2006-06-14, 02:55 PM   #16
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Tool? Shed? Next thing you'll be making cracks about your "hoes"

Damn, someone is on fire today.... wheres the rim-shot when you need it?
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Old 2006-06-14, 03:42 PM   #17
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"favour"...very telling
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Old 2006-06-14, 04:20 PM   #18
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That is totally unbelievable that a rep would email that. What a fucktard.

Now I gotta get back to my dingy dark corner in my basement and hope I make enough to hit the grocery store tomorrow for the Kraft Dinner sale.
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Old 2006-06-14, 04:26 PM   #19
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the woderful thing is this guy's unprofessionalism... and complete inability to research. I remember visit Dr.B's site as a surfer, oh i dont know, must have been at least a few weeks ago or something. The sites been around for awhile

Dr.B any chance you could swing letting the guy know about the thread so he can come here and market to the rest of us? that'd be a hoot


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Old 2006-06-14, 04:36 PM   #20
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That dumbass has no idea how many bridges he just burned |badidea|

Hang in there Dr. B, I'm sure you'll get out of that shed soon
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Old 2006-06-14, 05:11 PM   #21
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LOL... thanks for sharing the laugh.
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Old 2006-06-14, 05:24 PM   #22
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'I already have a pornographer, sorry'
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Oh man, that is just dying to be put on t-shirts!
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Old 2006-06-14, 05:33 PM   #23
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It sounds like someone is going to be looking for a new job tomorrow...while the one man band plays on
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Old 2006-06-15, 10:09 AM   #24
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Wow, he's a fucking tool alright...and not the sharpest one in the shed! If that were me I'd be contacting his boss.
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Old 2006-06-15, 10:37 AM   #25
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Wow, he's a fucking tool alright...and not the sharpest one in the shed! If that were me I'd be contacting his boss.
I second that. Give him something to think about when he's flipping that burger at Wendys.
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