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2005-06-23, 06:36 PM | #1 |
I like to blog :)
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EXCITING NEWS. Protect yourself asap!
If you paypal me 500 dollars or so, I'll make sure the boogeymen dont pop out of your closet and shit on your chest while you sleep.
any takers? this is only good for members of the "DSOMB" (Dont Shit On Me Boogeyman). While we can possibly block him from shitting on members if you're not a member you're gonna get shit on! send 499.99 to..... christ. i'm going back to fucking bed. |
2005-06-23, 06:38 PM | #2 |
Rock stars ... is there anything they don't know?
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I'm sending!
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2005-06-23, 06:40 PM | #3 |
The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep
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Bart, I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a boogeyman or boogeyMEN in this house right now!
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2005-06-23, 07:08 PM | #4 | |
Shut up brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!
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http://store.mystical-treasures.com/.../mt-cjlaw.html http://store.mystical-treasures.com/.../mt-cjopp.html Too bad I didn't find this solution before I shit-canned my domains the other day. I could have avoid having black marks placed in my permanent record for deleting freesites and galleries. |
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2005-06-23, 07:12 PM | #5 |
I like to blog :)
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The boogeyman says he'll eat those candles for dinner. Only by putting your name on a sealed list retained by the dom (Department of Monsters) (it'll stay sealed too! honest!) will you be protected.
I cant imagine in a political climate like this that a list of that nature would be seized or viewed illegaly |
2005-06-23, 07:35 PM | #6 |
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Hell, for $20 I'll send you the only protection approved by Buddy Christ
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2005-06-23, 08:48 PM | #7 |
Someone Turn Off The Damn Heat!
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ought ohh, UW has books in his house i believe that is now illegal under the new administration.
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2005-06-23, 09:23 PM | #8 | |
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2005-06-23, 10:40 PM | #9 |
on vacation
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UW you should move down near us...we're not too far & I've got some really crappy neighbours that would make you feel right at home!
love the avatar Ponygirl in Canada |blowkiss| |
2005-06-24, 03:56 AM | #10 |
Vagabond
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No worries.
My chastity belt just got back from its 10,000 mile service and is now ready to go for another 10,000. I'm well protected, for everything that may come up! |viking| |
2005-06-24, 10:30 AM | #11 |
Rock stars ... is there anything they don't know?
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Damn.. Thats an offer I can not resist... I'm scared to death of the boogeymen.. How can I become a member of DSOMB?
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2005-06-25, 04:26 AM | #12 |
You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
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Sounds like a great deal !
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2005-06-25, 05:44 AM | #13 |
Are you sure you're an accredited and honored pornographer?
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Do you accept epassporte?
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2005-06-25, 04:28 PM | #14 |
I like to blog :)
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i only accept cash and coupons for cheesecake or coupons for free rub and tugs in vegas.
sorry no epassporte! |
2005-06-26, 11:50 AM | #15 |
You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
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i am not afraid of Boogie MAN i am armed & dangerous and even crazy so bring it on Boogie man
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