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Useless · 2005-02-02, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by kristian

I can't believe it!! You just missed your opportunity to use |viking|

Thank

for the EDIT button...

kristian · 2005-02-02, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Greenguy

If the Vikings made it to the Super Bowl, we'd look like fucking geniuses

The Vikings challenged the Packers to an ice-fishing contest. When it came time for weigh-in, the Packers had 100 lbs. of fish and the Vikings had zero. The Vikings demanded a rematch for the next Saturday. This time the Packers came in with 200 lbs. of fish and the Vikings had zero.

The Vikings decided the Packers must be cheating so they demanded another rematch and sent a spy dressed in green and yellow to check it out. This time the Packers came in with 300 lbs. of fish and the Vikings STILL had zero.

The Vikings then asked their spy if the Packers were cheating.

"Hell yes, they're cheating. They're drilling holes in the ice!!"

Alphawolf · 2005-02-02, 03:48 PM

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Alphawolf · 2005-02-02, 03:50 PM

You removed the bigger fonts?

Who can possibly notice a font that small?

kristian · 2005-02-02, 03:52 PM

It's not the size of the font, it's how you use it that counts

cd34 · 2005-02-02, 03:56 PM

people with small fonts always say that

Greenguy · 2005-02-02, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Alphawolf

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Quit spamming Kristian's UK sites

kristian · 2005-02-02, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by cd34

people with small fonts always say that

the smallest and the prettiest fonts here

kristian · 2005-02-02, 04:07 PM

I'm actually a little bored with www.bbc.co.uk Been thinking of doing something a little different with it.

Big Black Cunts : Gaping ebony pussies

Black Bi Convicts : paysite with black guys shafting in prison cells

I should contact urb...

Greenguy · 2005-02-02, 04:08 PM

C WORD ALERT C WORD ALERT

kristian · 2005-02-02, 04:11 PM

OH FUCK Don't ban me, I meant to say Wazza!!! lol

Alphawolf · 2005-02-02, 04:17 PM

I see you found an interesting use for gmail.

I'm pepping up to porn again. Lemme go promote some Viking sites while I'm hot and bothered.

kristian · 2005-02-02, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Alphawolf

I see you found an interesting use for gmail.

Thanks...but can you stop emailing me...for the last time, I only visit ladies...or ladyboys

Alphawolf · 2005-02-02, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by kristian

Thanks...but can you stop emailing me...for the last time, I only visit ladies...or ladyboys

Now that I know you have a 'little font', you do nothing for me anyways.

Taass · 2005-02-02, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Alphawolf

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Heh.. one quote from that site i find kinda cute :

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The Vikings attacked Britain's holy places, slaughtered its monks and carried away countless treasures. Find out why they came to Britain.

Now i don't know if thats a trick question, but my guess would be that they came to britain to slaughter their monks and carried away countless treasures ??

kristian · 2005-02-02, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Alphawolf

Now that I know you have a 'little font', you do nothing for me anyways.

Ahhh...so if my font was bigger, you'd crave it! Methinks someone likes the cock

AW

venturi · 2005-02-02, 05:55 PM

ok, who hijacked this thread!?

Weren't we talking about Vikings |viking| !!!

Ms Naughty · 2005-02-02, 07:32 PM

Vikings??? |viking|
I thought we were writing poetry. Possibly in small fonts.

kristian · 2005-02-02, 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by grandmascrotum

Vikings??? |viking|
I thought we were writing poetry. Possibly in small fonts.

How did this massive thread turn into a thread about my tiny penis?

Ms Naughty · 2005-02-02, 07:54 PM

Of course, we could do Viking poetry
http://www.vikinganswerlady.com/meters.htm

Boyish you were, bane of, staying,
barest wolf-greed, men unruly;
helmsman ran with hostile thinking,
high-ship-front's, from you and country

Or Vogon poetry:

O Feedled Gruntbuggly,
? ... Thy nacturations are to me!
As plurdled gabbleblochits on a lurgid bee.
Groop, I emplore thee, my foonting turlingdromes.
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles
or I will rend thee in gabberwarts with my burglecruncheon,
See if I don't!

Useless · 2005-02-02, 08:10 PM

Angry Viking: |slice
Someone must have told him that he had a small font.

Wazza · 2005-02-02, 11:22 PM

[insert laughs where appropriate]

Have been offline all day - a tree fell over and knocked out power to the local phone exchange... this happened a couple of months back when we last got heavy rain... the phone company has reliably informed me that it wasn't the same tree |viking|

Greenguy · 2005-02-02, 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Wazza

[insert laughs where appropriate]

Have been offline all day

a tree fell over and knocked out power to the local phone exchange...

this happened a couple of months back when we last got heavy rain...

the phone company has reliably informed me that it wasn't the same tree

|viking|

laughs inserted

Wazza · 2005-02-02, 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Greenguy

laughs inserted

That's right... you dance boy!

Alphawolf · 2005-02-02, 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by kristian

Ahhh...so if my font was bigger, you'd crave it! Methinks someone likes the cock

AW

That was out little secret.

Besides, Jim told me if I don't push back, it's not gay.

And ya know- you are handy to have around when I need a toothpick. |cool|

2005-02-02, 03:48 PM	#53
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2005-02-02, 03:50 PM	#54
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2005-02-02, 03:52 PM	#55
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2005-02-02, 04:11 PM	#61
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2005-02-02, 04:17 PM	#62
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2005-02-02, 05:55 PM	#67
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2005-02-02, 07:32 PM	#68
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2005-02-02, 07:54 PM	#70
Ms Naughty old enough to be Grandma Scrotum Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Australia Posts: 1,408	Of course, we could do Viking poetry http://www.vikinganswerlady.com/meters.htm Boyish you were, bane of, staying, barest wolf-greed, men unruly; helmsman ran with hostile thinking, high-ship-front's, from you and country Or Vogon poetry: O Feedled Gruntbuggly, ? ... Thy nacturations are to me! As plurdled gabbleblochits on a lurgid bee. Groop, I emplore thee, my foonting turlingdromes. And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles or I will rend thee in gabberwarts with my burglecruncheon, See if I don't! __________________ Promote Bright Desire

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2005-02-02, 11:22 PM	#72
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