LL owners, do you also have this problem

MatrixFan · 2005-02-16, 07:19 PM

I hate to be a dick but I am getting a bit pissed about the descriptions I'm getting with submissions. Do you all change or alter the descriptions or do you reject and move on? I understand that there are webmasters from all over the world but some of this stuff is outrageous. What do you do?

Greenguy · 2005-02-16, 07:27 PM

I rarely even look at the description that's sent with the submit (unless I know the submitter really well) I sorta like coming up with them myself

Kezza · 2005-02-17, 01:43 AM

Sometimes I correct bad english... other times I write my own... I dont reject for a bad description though

Fonz · 2005-02-17, 04:22 AM

I correct like 50% of the descriptions, sometimes when it makes no sense at all I just write a new one. I don't delete a site because of a bad description that often

Mateusz · 2005-02-17, 06:00 AM

well... I rather laught than get pissed when I see desc like this - no shit its real!
Cute sluts are doing handjob with their big natural tits
there were only 4 pics of girl touching the cock - but she was just grabbing it while giving head...
well... i sometimes edit it but when i see 'free pics of hot teens spreading pussy' i just reject it

Useless · 2005-02-17, 09:21 AM

I've become a description nazi at my TGP. When you have far many more submissions than you could sensibly approve, it's just easier to delete than repair. One of the strange things I have found is that the descriptions that I consider to be 'broken English' are quite often Americans according to whois. I don't like redundant statements like 'sexy hot' or 'busty big titted'. I especially dislike seeing the word nasty, then finding that the girl looks really sweet.

I could go on and on and on, but I won't.

MatrixFan · 2005-02-17, 07:03 PM

I normally will edit but sometimes they are so outrageous that I laugh and delete. It was frusrtating yesterday because out of 75 submissions I found 15 with "bad" descriptions.

Cleo · 2005-02-17, 07:06 PM

Title= Hot Mature Woman
Description= Hot mature woman have sex

DELETE

Next…

Verbal · 2005-02-17, 08:08 PM

What Cleo said heheh. Also, "The Best Matures Ever Click Here!" - Delete.
I like my descriptions to be complete sentences and to not repeat the title (usually to spam search words). I end up editing a lot of them.

MadMax · 2005-02-18, 08:23 AM

I'm constantly forced to edit descriptions. IMO, descriptions need to reflect the content of the site, not just be advertising text like so many of them are. I try to correct them as little as possible, since I believe that writing good descriptions is one way a free site builder can give himself an edge over others, but the grammar has to be good.

ronnie · 2005-02-18, 08:55 AM

I see a number of really bad english/grammer(worst than mine). Thing is, it is usually carries over on the site, the text and writing making little or no sense. It's hard enough getting surfers to click with well written text, I doubt these sites will make any money and soon dissappear. Most times those just get deleted.

One thing that bugs me, is when they put the description in the comments box also.

ronnie

amadman · 2005-02-18, 09:27 AM

My submit form does not even have a place for a description.

I just write my own bad descriptions.

spacemanspiff · 2005-02-18, 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cleo

Title= Hot Mature Woman
Description= Hot mature woman have sex

DELETE

Next…

Yeah baby

Also, describing the sponsor and not the site submitted usually has me pulling the delete trigger without looking at the site.

"Thousands of hot babes bla, bla bla".

hazel · 2005-02-18, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

When you have far many more submissions than you could sensibly approve, it's just easier to delete than repair

And some wonder why we bother to submit when others can't be arsed to list

Useless · 2005-02-18, 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hazel

And some wonder why we bother to submit when others can't be arsed to list

I hope your descriptions make more sense than that reply or else DELTETED.

hazel · 2005-02-18, 05:35 PM

DELTETED. Hmm. Is that an American descriptive noun?

What it meant was: If you have so many submits to review that you can't be bothered to include them all, then why do we want to bother trying to get listed?

Doesn't make sense to sub them if they just get DELTETED for the sake of it, does it?

Useless · 2005-02-18, 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hazel

DELTETED. Hmm. Is that an American descriptive noun?

What it meant was: If you have so many submits to review that you can't be bothered to include them all, then why do we want to bother trying to get listed?

Doesn't make sense to sub them if they just get DELTETED for the sake of it, does it?

Well then, don't submit. Seems simple enough. Do you really think that I delete submissions just for the sake of deleting them, as if it is some sort of passive-aggressive power trip? If the gallery/site is shit, it gets rejected. If the submitter can't put 5-10 words in a string and create a sensible description of the gallery/site they built, it gets rejected.

You should go and seek the sites that accept every single submission, no matter their lack of quality, and submit only to them. Good luck.

docholly · 2005-02-18, 08:56 PM

I write my own.. uh sometimes they are quite off the wall.. Like OMG do you think she could have combed that hair before she posed? or something equally silly.. or when some 140lb chic is trying to be passed off as a bbw.. Man she can't even pinch an inch.. etc etc..

it's one of the few pleasures i reserve for myself in life.

hazel · 2005-02-18, 11:54 PM

Well, Useless Warrior, without getting into a flame war let me just say that there are two reasons why I don't bother with TGP submits:

1. The chances of getting listed at a site with a worthwhile amount of traffic is close to none

2. TGP traffic is just so much crap with 1:100,000 ratios

Think I'll just stick to LL description writing - in English

Good luck with your stuff

2005-02-16, 07:19 PM	#1
MatrixFan I've always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is -- and it's me Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: The Beach Posts: 321	LL owners, do you also have this problem I hate to be a dick but I am getting a bit pissed about the descriptions I'm getting with submissions. Do you all change or alter the descriptions or do you reject and move on? I understand that there are webmasters from all over the world but some of this stuff is outrageous. What do you do? __________________ Submit to XXX Super Links - <a href="http://www.xxxsuperlinks.com/links/rules.html">XXX Super Links</a> Submit to XXX Adults - <a href="http://www.xxx-adults.net/rules.html">XXX Adults</a For quality link trades email me at matrixfan at gmail dot com.

2005-02-16, 07:27 PM	#2
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,781	I rarely even look at the description that's sent with the submit (unless I know the submitter really well) I sorta like coming up with them myself __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2005-02-17, 01:43 AM	#3
Kezza 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think NOT! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Australia Posts: 559	Sometimes I correct bad english... other times I write my own... I dont reject for a bad description though __________________ Kezza Now This IS Groovy Free Porn

2005-02-17, 04:22 AM	#4
Fonz Former pr0n slinger. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Antwerp, Belgium Posts: 7,929	I correct like 50% of the descriptions, sometimes when it makes no sense at all I just write a new one. I don't delete a site because of a bad description that often __________________ See how I abuse little trees on my Shumi no Bonsai Blog

2005-02-17, 09:21 AM	#6
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	I've become a description nazi at my TGP. When you have far many more submissions than you could sensibly approve, it's just easier to delete than repair. One of the strange things I have found is that the descriptions that I consider to be 'broken English' are quite often Americans according to whois. I don't like redundant statements like 'sexy hot' or 'busty big titted'. I especially dislike seeing the word nasty, then finding that the girl looks really sweet. I could go on and on and on, but I won't. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2005-02-17, 06:00 AM	#5
Mateusz Screw you, guys. I'm going home. Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Gliwice, Poland Posts: 996	well... I rather laught than get pissed when I see desc like this - no shit its real! Cute sluts are doing handjob with their big natural tits there were only 4 pics of girl touching the cock - but she was just grabbing it while giving head... well... i sometimes edit it but when i see 'free pics of hot teens spreading pussy' i just reject it

2005-02-17, 07:03 PM	#7
MatrixFan I've always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is -- and it's me Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: The Beach Posts: 321	I normally will edit but sometimes they are so outrageous that I laugh and delete. It was frusrtating yesterday because out of 75 submissions I found 15 with "bad" descriptions. __________________ Submit to XXX Super Links - <a href="http://www.xxxsuperlinks.com/links/rules.html">XXX Super Links</a> Submit to XXX Adults - <a href="http://www.xxx-adults.net/rules.html">XXX Adults</a For quality link trades email me at matrixfan at gmail dot com.

2005-02-17, 07:06 PM	#8
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	Title= Hot Mature Woman Description= Hot mature woman have sex DELETE Next… __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2005-02-17, 08:08 PM	#9
Verbal Verbal prefers 56K Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 563	What Cleo said heheh. Also, "The Best Matures Ever Click Here!" - Delete. I like my descriptions to be complete sentences and to not repeat the title (usually to spam search words). I end up editing a lot of them. __________________ Verbal

2005-02-18, 08:23 AM	#10
MadMax "Without evil there can be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes" ~ Satan Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Motor City, baby, where carjacking was invented! Now GIMME THOSE SHOES! Posts: 2,385	I'm constantly forced to edit descriptions. IMO, descriptions need to reflect the content of the site, not just be advertising text like so many of them are. I try to correct them as little as possible, since I believe that writing good descriptions is one way a free site builder can give himself an edge over others, but the grammar has to be good.

2005-02-18, 08:55 AM	#11
ronnie Wheither you think you can or you think you can't, Your right. Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: midwest Posts: 2,274	I see a number of really bad english/grammer(worst than mine). Thing is, it is usually carries over on the site, the text and writing making little or no sense. It's hard enough getting surfers to click with well written text, I doubt these sites will make any money and soon dissappear. Most times those just get deleted. One thing that bugs me, is when they put the description in the comments box also. ronnie

2005-02-18, 09:27 AM	#12
amadman I've been mad for fucking years, absolutely years, been over the edge for yonks.... Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: padded room Posts: 861	My submit form does not even have a place for a description. I just write my own bad descriptions.

2005-02-18, 05:35 PM	#16
hazel Heh Heh Heh! Lisa! Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos! Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 70	DELTETED. Hmm. Is that an American descriptive noun? What it meant was: If you have so many submits to review that you can't be bothered to include them all, then why do we want to bother trying to get listed? Doesn't make sense to sub them if they just get DELTETED for the sake of it, does it? __________________ <a href="http://www.hazelsharem.com/webmasters/area.htm">Hazel's Harem</a> - Got free sites? Get them listed

2005-02-18, 08:56 PM	#18
docholly Nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Sin-City USA Posts: 4,973	I write my own.. uh sometimes they are quite off the wall.. Like OMG do you think she could have combed that hair before she posed? or something equally silly.. or when some 140lb chic is trying to be passed off as a bbw.. Man she can't even pinch an inch.. etc etc.. it's one of the few pleasures i reserve for myself in life. __________________ Support Indie Porn Sites OMGoddess You know you need some Bling!!

2005-02-18, 11:54 PM	#19
hazel Heh Heh Heh! Lisa! Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos! Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 70	Well, Useless Warrior, without getting into a flame war let me just say that there are two reasons why I don't bother with TGP submits: 1. The chances of getting listed at a site with a worthwhile amount of traffic is close to none 2. TGP traffic is just so much crap with 1:100,000 ratios Think I'll just stick to LL description writing - in English Good luck with your stuff __________________ <a href="http://www.hazelsharem.com/webmasters/area.htm">Hazel's Harem</a> - Got free sites? Get them listed